
Originally Posted by
M2TWRocks
Wait. Did you just imply there is the possibility that The Last Samurai is a good movie!? I know people who think it's a great movie! LOLOLOLOL.
I literally laughed outloud at the theater while watching it. My wife even laughed and she isn't into historical/war movies. The icing on the cake was when Tom Cruise was on his knees in front of the emperor and said, "I won't tell you how he died, but I will tell you how he lived." HAHAHAHAHAHA.
And somehow the Samurai, considered some of the most fearless, ferocious warriors in history, are awed by Tom Cruise's valour...LOLOLOLOL. Because he swung around a stick and would fight to the death? Lol. They would have cut off his head and went about the rest of their day without ever giving him a second thought.
Silly, silly, silly.
Wait, I'm not done...
Aaaaaaand, Tom Cruise would learn the art of Japanese sword play in such a short period of time, enough to both best and earn the respect of authentic Samurai warriors in their OWN COUNTRY!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm not even a movie snob, and I literally was offended at just how ludicrous the story was. Are you f'n kidding me?