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    Default The U.S. doesn't know where Jimmy Hoffa is, also denies extraterrestrial life.

    The U.S. government cannot find the body of Jimmy Hoffa or extraterrestrial life. The White House denied any contact with Aliens, Martians, Venusians, Jupiterians or Nibiruans. White house spokesman stated that he has not been contacted by any intelligent lifeform, ever.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15635612

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    You could petition the US government to answer anything, and ing Alien conspiracy theory wins?
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    Default Re: The U.S. doesn't know where Jimmy Hoffa is, also denies extraterrestrial life.

    Even if the White House did have contact with extra-terrestrials, did they really think that they would tell the truth? Waste of time is big waste of ing time.

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    Default Re: The U.S. doesn't know where Jimmy Hoffa is, also denies extraterrestrial life.

    It'd be pretty cool if a political party got voted into power on the premise of revealing all government information on extraterrestrials. Pretty sure that an announcement like this would still be the outcome in any situation though.

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    Default Re: The U.S. doesn't know where Jimmy Hoffa is, also denies extraterrestrial life.

    White house spokesman stated that he has not been contacted by any intelligent lifeform, ever.
    Even this spokesman does not have a very high opinion of the people who are currently ruling America!
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    They are obviously lying to us.
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    Default Re: The U.S. doesn't know where Jimmy Hoffa is, also denies extraterrestrial life.

    who the is Jimmy Hoffa

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolIsuck View Post
    who the is Jimmy Hoffa
    A truck drivers' union leader in the United States that disappeared.

    And how do I know that? I was 13 years old when I heard about him for the first time. Thank History Channel for that, as it turns out it is a subject so dear to the Portuguese that it warrants to be subtitled and broadcasted on national television...

    Well, at least in that documentary they came close to insinuating that Jimmy Hoffa disappeared because of the Aliens, and that was even before History Channel became officially a channel meant for nutjobs, so I can see a relation between Jimmy Hoffa and extraterrestrial life.

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    Default Re: The U.S. doesn't know where Jimmy Hoffa is, also denies extraterrestrial life.

    Yeah, alright, so I'm suppose to believe the United States Government.

    /sarcasm.


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    next up, what happened to those missing votes in Florida from Al Gore v Bush

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    Default Re: The U.S. doesn't know where Jimmy Hoffa is, also denies extraterrestrial life.

    Don't expect the US government to disclose this sort of information via an on-line petition.

    The day will eventually come when someone within the US government discloses said information.

    Also, a better petition would be to ask for a public release of the governments and witnesses accounts and documentation leading up to and on the day of the Roswell Crash/Incident.
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    Default Re: The U.S. doesn't know where Jimmy Hoffa is, also denies extraterrestrial life.

    Is that still classified? I didn't thought so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shneckie View Post
    Even if the White House did have contact with extra-terrestrials, did they really think that they would tell the truth? Waste of time is big waste of ing time.
    Agreed. Why would this time they make exception in lying?

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    They know all about aliens. They've been breeding alien-human hybrid super-soldiers capable of surviving biological and nuclear warfare.

    The people must know the truth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Croccer View Post


    You could petition the US government to answer anything, and ing Alien conspiracy theory wins?
    Reminds me of that one South Park episode where God comes down because of the whole millennium business and proposes to answer one question, whichever it is.

    And Stan asks why doesn't experience menstruation yet.

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    White house spokesman stated that he has not been contacted by any intelligent lifeform, ever.
    That can happen in Washington.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duberdicus View Post
    Is that still classified? I didn't thought so.
    There's tons of information that's never been released in-regards to Roswell.

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    Jimmy Hoffa gave his life battling the mighty sasquatch leader back into the depths of Mordor to preserve US policy on Israel.

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    I'm not a conspiracy theorist but do you honestly think the US government would just tell us if they contacted aliens/aliens contacted us/they find alien life with a probe or something?

    I mean could you imagine?:

    Wolf Blitzer: "OK, we are just getting word that Obama will be holding a pubic news conference at 7PM EST, where we believe from our sources that he will being announcing the capture of al-Zawahhiri."

    *7PM* *Obama walks coolly down the hall to the podium*

    Obama: "My.......*squints at teleprompter* fellow Americans.....tonight.....I have....ummmmm...to report....that.....WE FOUND TEH ALEINZ!!"


    The world would go fricken nuts.




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