You thought I wouldn't do it? I'm the ing translating juggernaut, !
You are Casper Holm Madsn. Now all I need is your National Identification Number and all your banking information will be mine.
Also I love the first name for obvious reasons:
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Yours is Hartn. Either you were drunk, high, or you are from some mysterious European country where they choose not to use vowels.