Operation Beard

[Bwaho]

Mission:

I want to grow a beard

Problem:

I can hardly get any damn facial hair


I have lots of hair on my legs but very little in my face. Lets do a background check shall we? my father has a thick beard. My 2 brothers can easily grow beards...but not me.

Am I a late bloomer or am I doomed to be facial hair-less for the rest of my life?

[Hub'ite]

Mission:

I want to grow a beard

Why? Facial hair is annoying. I wish I never grew facial hair. Unless I could grow it long like Longstreet, then it would be awesome.

Problem:

I can hardly get any damn facial hair

Lucky you.

I have lots of hair on my legs but very little in my face. Lets do a background check shall we? my father has a thick beard. My 2 brothers can easily grow beards...but not me.

Am I a late bloomer or am I doomed to be facial hair-less for the rest of my life?

You might be a late bloomer. Don't worry, it'll come. Your only 19 or 20 right? You might have a few years until you can grow a full beard. I'm only 20 and I can only grow a mustache, goatee, and ALL over my neck. I can't get the side of my face to grow any facial hair, its weird.

[Bwaho]

Why? Facial hair is annoying

you know why, girls looove a man with facial hair...maybe not too much hair but some. I think most of them find it a bit manly or something.

[the Black Prince]

no

in my experience, girls HATE men with facial hair
why? kissing

my flat mate grew a goatee once... i told him not, advised him not too in the stronghest possible terms, and he ignored me...
he went out one night for a party, and he shaved it off the next morning, when i asked him why, he said it was coz non of the girls would kiss him much, or often, because of itchy scratchy facial hair

its a total nightmare for anyone kissing you... believe me

[Ghoulem]

If you ever intend to perform oral sex on a girl, I advise you to not grow a beard.

[Hub'ite]

:sign_wtf:
Most women don't like men with facial hair. Thats why I stay clean shaven.

[Ulf]

I could care less about kissing girls at parties. My girlfriend likes my facial hair (when its not too long). And I look like a freakin baby when I shave. So if you have a girlfriend who likes facial hair..then a beard is a good way to keep the other girls away.

[Fenris]

I get the best of both worlds, I have a complete beard, that I however keep fairly short, except for the chin which is a bit longer, and women love the facial hair for the look, but not for the contact, however girls tell me my beard is actually soft, but strangely it's a real beard, not those fluffy imitations of facial hair.

[Siblesz]

Face it: women now-a-days like men who are utterly gay and amorphous. They don't like a single bit of hair in a man's body. It's kind of odd... Women back in the day loved rugged men. Now they like this kind of man:



Sad, sad thing. Us men with lots of body hair are out of business.

[Bwaho]

Face it: women now-a-days like men who are utterly gay and amorphous

yeah, damn metrosexuals... it's too bad, I saw your picture when you had a beard sib, it looked badass

and women love the facial hair for the look, but not for the contact

that's what I mean, on some people it can look really cool. The contact part is something women will have to learn to deal with I guess :wink:

[Cluny the Scourge]

Get a follicle transplant. If Elton John can go from cueball to throw-rug on top, you can get some of that sweet artificially-implanted fibre in your face. I expect it would horribly mutilate the skin in the process, of course.