I would move to some better country
Bull
I would run over some Spanish guys or smash some rednecks
German
scream of pain
Bratwurst
I was a bratwurst then I'd be one of the most delicious things EVER.
Hydrogen Peroxide.
I would wonder what I am
Me
I would cure my insanity and come back to normal immediately.
A pegasus.
I would fly high and fast with Rainbow Dash
Unicorn
Id pierce you with my horn..
Quicksand
I'd suck up all the pretty ladies
Nothing to answer
Ancient Alien
I would make humans construct strange edifices and control all the worlds governments using my obvious telepathy
Obama
Under the patronage of the formidable and lovely Narf.
Proud patron of Derpy Hooves, Audacia, Lordsith, Frodo45127 and Sir Adrian.
I would destroy Israel and send all money and techs to Iran and by that would make USA collapse too
Kim Jong il
Slowly set in motion the reform of my state and the dismantlement of its current government
Sarkozy
Under the patronage of the formidable and lovely Narf.
Proud patron of Derpy Hooves, Audacia, Lordsith, Frodo45127 and Sir Adrian.
Try to do what Napoleon tried, but try to succeed.
Temporary Insane person
Try to cure myself immediately.
A Brony!
Do what I'm doing now, try to find Pony toys and clothes (but fail)
Gangsta
Go out the street with guns and make some chaos around the town.
A 3D artist.
Would draw Ponies all day every day
Cat
Sleep and do everything I want!
Lauren Faust.