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Thread: If you were (Read OP for rules)

  1. July 06, 2012, 07:34 PM #261
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    Default Re: If you were (Read OP for rules)

    I'll lift twice my weight.

    If you were a news anchor...
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  2. July 22, 2012, 05:11 AM #262
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    Shout for no reason

    If you were a gun...
    A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
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  3. July 22, 2012, 05:12 AM #263
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    I'd refuse to shoot when triggered

    if you were a mole...
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  4. July 22, 2012, 05:43 AM #264
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    Dig out all the ground beneath important buildings so that they collapse.

    If you had super powers....

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  5. July 22, 2012, 03:33 PM #265
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    I would save the world from Capitalism!

    If you were a German soldier on the Eastern Front
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  6. July 22, 2012, 11:00 PM #266
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    I'd run like hell to the Western Front.

    If you were a businessman.
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  7. July 22, 2012, 11:13 PM #267
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    I'll run a videogaming business.

    If you were a Polish Hussar
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  8. July 23, 2012, 12:06 AM #268
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    I'd be dead

    If you were a member of the mob

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  9. July 23, 2012, 02:47 AM #269
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    Default Re: If you were (Read OP for rules)

    Kill the president


    If you were a fly...
    A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
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  10. July 25, 2012, 11:51 AM #270
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    I would fly into peoples meals

    If you were a skyscraper...
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  11. July 25, 2012, 11:32 PM #271
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    I'd fall down in a way that would knock down as many others skyscrapers as possible.

    If you were a lego man...

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  12. July 25, 2012, 11:59 PM #272
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    I would make heads roll.

    If you were a statue...


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  13. July 26, 2012, 07:35 PM #273
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    I would kill the doves who on me




    If you were Socrates
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  14. July 30, 2012, 05:48 PM #274
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    I would question everything (and get sentenced to death)

    If you were the emperor of China...
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  15. July 30, 2012, 05:54 PM #275
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    Default Re: If you were (Read OP for rules)

    Nevermind, ignore this post
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  16. July 30, 2012, 05:56 PM #276
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    Default Re: If you were (Read OP for rules)

    I would manage China and dominate all of Asia and conquer Japan.

    If you were a Roman General...



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  17. July 30, 2012, 07:11 PM #277
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    I would manage China and dominate all of Asia and conquer Japan.

    If you were a Soviet General during WW2....
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    I would manage China and dominate all of Asia and conquer Japan.

    If you were a Roman General...

    wut.

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  18. July 30, 2012, 09:53 PM #278
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    Dunno, kill him
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  19. July 31, 2012, 12:24 AM #279
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    Sorry about that, it's accidental.



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  20. July 31, 2012, 03:48 PM #280
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    Default Re: If you were (Read OP for rules)

    Okay...

    I would kick some serious Parthian ass.

    If you were a catapult...
    A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
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