How do YOU sound like?

[Watercress]

Damn, if I had a microphone, I would definitely post something witty. Then you all could enjoy why sweet, sombre, melancholic, and mumbling muses.

[Stavroforos]

I'm sure there's a standard tone of voice for Dutchmen touting a German message.

[crazy_glista]

People say i sound like the guy from GTA 4 Niko Bellic.

[Daily]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XYTKLxwndt
For those of you that haven't heard it before.

[Treize]

My fifth attempt.

I just can't do a good German accent, sorry.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13yjVs2lMWq

[Sir Adrian]

The secret to a good German accent is to pronounce every word like you are about to rip the other guy's liver out and beat him to death with it.

[Lуra]

I wanna say something in Romanian.
All the words I know know will only help refer dicks and kangaroos.

~Lyra

[Treize]

The secret to a good German accent is to speak English or Dutch like you are about to rip the other guy's liver out and beat him to death with it.

But the speech Stav refered too is not made in a 60's war movie-German accent either.

[Stavroforos]

Your German accent is so Dutch, IPA

[Sir Adrian]

I wanna say something in Romanian.
All the words I know know will only help refer dicks and kangaroos.

~Lyra

What do you want to say? I'll write it for you

[Lуra]

Anything, my copil.

~Lyra

[Treize]

Your German accent is so Dutch, IPA

Next challange.

[Sir Adrian]

Anything, my copil.

~Lyra

Salut. Sunt Lyra, poneiul turcoaz. Îmi place să cânt la liră şi să îi fac lucruri obraznice lui Inkie.

Hi. I'm Lyra, the teal pony. I like playing the lyra and doing naughty things to Inkie.

[Lуra]

Say this in catalan, pls.

"No m'agraden gens les coses que no em fan falta. No te'n tretinguis amb petites pispades."

EDIT: Oh, gotta say that now.

~Lyra

[Treize]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00pFulK5Lan

[Lуra]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00pFulK5Lan

Hey! That ain't even half bad!

It says: "I don't like things I don't need. Don't entertain yourself with tiny trivialities."


@AL RUMANUU: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VcE5LVSYz7

I wanna learn Romanian noaw :<

~Lyra

[Cahoma]

I was looking through my dad's old external harddrive yesterday and I found several recordings I've made with an mp3 player 7 years ago, when I was 13. They're all stupid! One is of me singing SOS by Rihanna, and another of me singing a made up song about how I like cake. One of me talking about how much I have to poop, one of me wiping my ass, and one of me flushing. Several of me "interviewing" my brother playing on his gameboy. They're mostly just me recording the music. One of me(and my dad) trying to speak in German. Me doing bad parodies of some comedy I had on my mp3.

There's 36 in total and they all make me cringe like hell.

Also, apparently my favourite songs were SOS by Rihanna, Pump It, and My Humps by Black Eyed Peas.

This is me speaking German 7 years ago.

[Treize]

Moar!

[Cahoma]

Me singing about how I like cake, while I'm on the toilet.

English lyrics:
I love cake!
I love to taaste.
When I have to make, I have to, tell you.
That I love cake.. Caaaake!
ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT"
Y M C A!
HMHMH GONNA STAY A LITTLE Y M DLSFDOF

I was gonna be a rockstar!

[Vissewalde rex de Gerzika]

Too funny, why did you record while in the toilet? I know things can get pretty boring in there, but not this much.