How do YOU sound like?

[The Kybrothilian]

hhhhmmm...It is so tempting to post something...

Do it friend!

[Hobbes]

hhhhmmm...It is so tempting to post something...

Do it, Diamat!

[Diamat]

Maybe tomorrow, once the wife is gone.

[Skull]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mXAhV70GDi

~Lyra

Sorry,but my ears don't funciton very well. :/

Maybe tomorrow, once the wife is gone.

Ask Lyra,he will eat her at once.

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[Treize]

So I saw this video and I had to think of this thread.

English speakers tend to butcher my language so I wanted to give you a chance to show me otherwise.

So a few sentences you can try:

'Dit draadje is gestart door Cahoma.'
(This thread was started by Cahoma.)

'Diamat is een nep-Duitser uit Amerika met een vogel obsessie.'
(Diamat is a fake German from America with a bird obsession.)

'Normaal eet een eend geen eend. Maar als een eend een eend eet, dan eet die eend een eend die geen eend eet.'
(Something with lots of ducks.)

[Stavroforos]

You can't blame us, your language doesn't make sense. At least German is readable.

[Treize]

Another one:

'Stavroforos vertelde mij dat Britse vrouwen lelijk zijn en dat hij de Noord-Europese Germanen bedankt voor de duizend Griekse tanks.'

[Stavroforos]

Type that out in German and I'll be glad to take a crack at it. Or French. You know, real languages.

[Lуra]

"Oi! Quina n'has de fet ara?!"

~Lyra

[Treize]

Type that out in German and I'll be glad to take a crack at it. Or French. You know, real languages.

That would be too easy Mr. Ellada.

What? Nobody wants to try? Rep will be given, even if it sounds good.

[Hobbes]

Use IPA and I'll give it a shot.

[Lуra]

Use IPA and I'll give it a shot.

This.

For any pronunciation, actually.

~Lyra

[Stavroforos]

Another one:

'Stavroforos vertelde mij dat Britse vrouwen lelijk zijn en dat hij de Noord-Europese Germanen bedankt voor de duizend Griekse tanks.'

Well, if it's for rep.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nVpS8BEkRO

[Treize]

That was not too bad at all!

Tanks should be pronounces as tenks though. But you have a crazy accent man.

But, do you even know what it means?



EDIT:

Maybe this is usefull.
http://translation-cloud.com/languag...pronunciation/

[Stavroforos]

That was not too bad at all!

Tanks should be pronounces as tenks though. But you have a crazy accent man.

Now the price:

Εμείς οι έλληνες ευχαριστούμε τον Τρειζ και τους Ολλανδούς που θυσίασαν τα τεθωρακισμένα τους για να έχουμε εμείς παραπάνω απότι χρειαζόμαστε.



I want to say "Stavroforos told me that British women are ugly and that he tanks Nordic-European Germans for the thousand Greek tanks."

[Hobbes]

He can't even read that, it's unfair. Will I get rep if I record myself saying it?

[Treize]

Mother of God.

I tried it and then I found out I had to click accept for acces to the microphone....

@Hobbes

Emeís oi élli̱nes ef̱charistoúme ton Treiz kai tous Ollandoús pou thysíasan ta tetho̱rakisména tous gia na échoume emeís parapáno̱ apóti chreiazómaste.

[Hobbes]

If I transliterate it for you, will you give it a try?

Edit: I guess that's a good transliteration.

This is what it sounds like btw:
[e̞ˈmis iˈe̞line̞s e̞fxariˈstume̞ to̞n'tre̞iz ce̞ tuso̞lanˈðus pu θiˈsiasan tate̞θo̞raciˈsme̞natus ʝanaˈe̞xume̞ e̞ˈmis paraˈpano̞ aˈpo̞ti xriaˈzo̞maste̞]

[Stavroforos]

He can't even read that, it's unfair. Will I get rep if I record myself saying it?

See, if you had shown up when you were supposed to, I would have known what your voice sounded like...but now...

[Treize]

I am horrible I know but i don't want to make a better recording because I don't want people to hear this madness.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mH2fqHquI8