Breaking News: SCOTUS Rescinds American Revolution

[chriscase]

07/04/22 - "Now That's What I Call Originalism!"

In a landmark, self-aborting decision, the Supreme Court has ruled the United States Constitution to be unconstitutional. "We think King George had the right of it," the unanimous opinion states. "We just feel we'd be better off as a British colony."

Happy Fourth of July!

[Pontifex Maximus]

In other news: the United Kingdom declares war against its former colonies in order to deny them access to the NHS, more at 5.

[isa0005]

And in other, other news: The Australian government has decide enough is enough and imprisoned the nations entire population in an effort to return the land down under to it's glorious past as a proud genocidal British penal colony

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

Breaking news: Sydney, Australia.

A man with white beard is building a big wooden ship after day long pouring rainfalls.

He's refusing internview, mumbling God said so.

[Roma_Victrix]

After outlawing condoms, I'm just waiting for the SCOTUS to ban all pornography and enforce mandatory female genital mutilation instead.

[Pontifex Maximus]

BREAKING this hour: All photography of women banned following studies that men find women attractive, more at 11.

[Sir Adrian]

After outlawing condoms, I'm just waiting for the SCOTUS to ban all pornography and enforce mandatory female genital mutilation instead.

There is no need. SCOTUS has ruled that only witches show skin above their ankle