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    Default [UNOFFICIAL] Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    Please save everyones valuable time and DON'T ask any of these pointless questions:

    - When is the mod coming out?
    As soon as you leared how to script and program and started helping people doing high quality work for absolutely nothing in return. In the meantime you could pass the time staring at the sun.

    - Why is there so much emphasis on the Barbarians? They were much more primitive than the Romans and Greeks. Couldn't you just concentrate on the Greeks and Romans?
    In fact the Romans were so advanced they flew around in Space (Why did you think the Planets are named after Roman Gods?) left Earth for Alpha Centauri - thats why the Empire crumbled in the end.

    - Why is there not a [INSERT FACTION COMPLETELY OUT OF TIMEFRAME HERE] faction? (e.g. Judea, The Roman Empire, Russia, Pakistan, USA)

    - Why is there not a [INSERT FACTION THAT NEVER EXISTED AS A POLITICAL UNITY HERE] faction? (e.g. "The Greeks", the Illyrians, the Baltic peoples, the Celts, the smurfs)

    - Where is Sparta????
    Probably somewhere oiling each others bodies, while killing monsters in slow motion with heavy metal music in the background.

    - Why don't the Romans look like in Gladiator?
    Because Universal Pictures have copy-written the use of unhistorical romans. The EB Team was forced to use historically accurate models, according to the time-frame.

    - Will the Romans wear the lorica segmentata like in all the movies??
    Yep, togehter with their assault rifles, which are historically just as accurate for the timeframe...


    - Where are the Wardogs or the burning pigs?
    They will be a burning animals preview (Dogs, Pigs, Zebras, Numidian grilled guineapig slingshots and Parthian War-Chickens) as soon as the team has finished modeling the dinosaur-cavalry units.

    - Why are you modding this on M:TW2??? Wouldn't it be better to base the mod on Shogun II, or on Empire?
    In fact scientists from Liberty University have published a warning that Jesus himself will come and kill you with an UZI while eating your pizza if you abandon a mod that is well on its way and try and put it on a different plattform. So please - think of the pizza..


    I will gladly include more questions if there are any suggestions...
    Last edited by Antonius; May 08, 2014 at 07:23 AM.
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    Icon10 Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    lol smerfs thats epic man epic

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    Default Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    You shouldn't give out bad advice. Staring directly at the sun is bad, really bad.

    /sarcasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by postm00v View Post
    You shouldn't give out bad advice. Staring directly at the sun is bad, really bad.

    /sarcasm
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    Default Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    lolz, do we need two FAQs?

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    Default Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    Given the amount of times those questions have come up, apparently so.


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    Default Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    HAHAHAh!

    that's GOLD, man! GOLD!

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    Default Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    This should do the job, better keep it on the first page...

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    Default Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    Maybe you could add a question about non-historical units, like flaming pigs, wardogs, flaming dogs etc.

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    Is this where I can ask if EBII is out yet?

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    why ask if you already know it's not...

    RTR on the other hand is preparing for smth great!

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    Default Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    Quote Originally Posted by Antonius View Post

    - Why is there so much emphasis on the Barbarians? They were much more primitive than the Romans and Greeks. Couldn't you just concentrate on the Greeks and Romans?
    In fact the Romans were so advanced they left Earth for Alpha Centauri - thats why the Empire crumbled in the end.


    - Why is there not a [INSERT FACTION THAT NEVER EXISTED AS A POLITICAL UNITY HERE] faction? (e.g. "The Greeks", the Illyrians, the Baltic peoples, the Celts, the smurfs)

    - Where is Sparta????
    Probably somewhere oiling each others bodies, while killing monsters in slow motion with heavy metal music in the background.
    It is just LOL !

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    lol. funniest FAQ i've ever seen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonius View Post
    Please save everyones valuable time and DON'T ask any of these pointless questions:

    - When is the mod coming out?
    As soon as you leared how to script and program and started helping people doing high quality work for absolutely nothing in return. In the meantime you could pass the time staring at the sun.

    - Why is there so much emphasis on the Barbarians? They were much more primitive than the Romans and Greeks. Couldn't you just concentrate on the Greeks and Romans?
    In fact the Romans were so advanced they left Earth for Alpha Centauri - thats why the Empire crumbled in the end.

    - Why is there not a [INSERT FACTION COMPLETELY OUT OF TIMEFRAME HERE] faction? (e.g. Judea, The Roman Empire, Russia, Pakistan, USA)

    - Why is there not a [INSERT FACTION THAT NEVER EXISTED AS A POLITICAL UNITY HERE] faction? (e.g. "The Greeks", the Illyrians, the Baltic peoples, the Celts, the smurfs)

    - Where is Sparta????
    Probably somewhere oiling each others bodies, while killing monsters in slow motion with heavy metal music in the background.

    - Why don't the Romans look like in Gladiator?
    Because Universal Pictures have copy-written the use of unhistorical romans. The EB Team was forced to use historically accurate models, according to the time-frame.



    I will gladly include more questions if there are any suggestions...
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    Default Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    Quote Originally Posted by Antonius View Post
    - When is the mod coming out?
    As soon as you leared how to script and program and started helping people doing high quality work for absolutely nothing in return. In the meantime you could pass the time staring at the sun.
    Crap, this mod is DEAD I tell ya.

    A little something to help revive it:


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    Quote Originally Posted by keppa30 View Post
    Maybe you could add a question about non-historical units, like flaming pigs, wardogs, flaming dogs etc.
    Done
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    Default Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    I hope there will be lots of blond Greeks, like in Troy and Alexander.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonius View Post
    - Where are the Wardogs or the burning pigs?
    They will be a burning animals preview (Dogs, Pigs, Zebras, Numidian grilled guineapig slingshots and Parthian War-Chickens) as soon as the team has finished modeling the dinosaur-cavalry units.
    Ah, c'mon please? The animations for the wardogs are are just so much fun, literal dogpiles! Yes, I know they are fantasy, so I never use them against other factions. However, the puppies are visually so adorable that I cannot resist using them against those annoying slave rebellions. I think of them as slave-catchers , which we actually had in the U.S.

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    Default Re: Frequently Asked Annoying Questions - If you are new read this please

    Gold

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    Why is EB2 not done in Shogun or Empire becaus, I mean, M2TW has like sheit graphics!!

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