A woman goes to the doctors and says
"Dr, Dr, everytime i open my legs i hear glory glory man united"
The doctor says :
"don't worry, a lot of
sing that"
Just heard that Girls Aloud are playing Newcastle in August. They are expected to win 3-0
I don't know why Fulham fans are complaining. I'm sure their statue was cheaper than the £50m Chelsea paid for theirs.
Do know how to cancel a bid I just made on Ebay? I put a bid on a Micky Mouse Outfit and I am about 6 minutes away from Buying Liverpool FC
Arsenal End Of Season Dinner Menu
Starter:
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)
Main course:
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.
Dessert:
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese
Humble Pie
Drinks:
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2005/06/07/08/09/10/11
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES.
NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year!!
The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the Premiership."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Haringey Council have refused Tottenham Hotspur a new stadium on Northumberland Park, they said, Its ok to have a funfair once a year, but a circus every 2 weeks was taking the piss!