The Prussians wait out the winter in Tahiti, and reinvade in the spring, surrounding the Russian Armies
Impossible, your population is far smaller than mine. Russian troops gallantly push back the Germans (but it's not hard, since they'd have to be stretched in a straight line one man deep in order to completely surround the Russians).
Austria takes over Antartica. Creates army of killer attack penguins with flamethrowers. Melts Russia. (y'know, cuz it's so cold. )
Jingo Eugene
"A wise man in times of peace, will prepare for war. Peace is boring, and the wise man has nothing better to do with his time." -Anon
The penguins, finding the frigid temperatures of the Russian taiga to be more than comfortable, choose to permanently settle in Siberia and defect to the Russian army.
God spares the Orthodox.
Dan does not tell God what to do. So he flicks him to Siberia, where he is attacked by Penguins.
Jingo Eugene
"A wise man in times of peace, will prepare for war. Peace is boring, and the wise man has nothing better to do with his time." -Anon
Penguins who are on my side?
Jingo Eugene
"A wise man in times of peace, will prepare for war. Peace is boring, and the wise man has nothing better to do with his time." -Anon
And you can't tell God what to do. Therefore, by the Treaty of IH (which I am enacting now), the penguins and all other forces of nature are declared neutral.
A horde of Russian peasants some seven million strong, whipped into a frenzy by this act of cowardice, arm up with whatever firearms they can get their hands on and charge into Germany, leaving miles and miles of scorched Earth behind them. They are also accompanied by the formal Russian army, something like 500,000 strong.
EDIT: Can we move this to the Bar? Also, I'm making a comic about it.
The Turks drop more nukes on Russia
BAR!
How about you all just shut up.
when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
but the union makes us strong.
Jeez Fred, lighten up. We moved it to the bar.
You're the only one who seems to think so.
when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
but the union makes us strong.