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  1. September 07, 2017, 03:55 PM #601
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    That's also a summary


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    How to kill a dragon;

    https://youtu.be/eMoNFMJJgW4?t=12m8s
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    Quote Originally Posted by alreadyded View Post
    How to kill a dragon;

    https://youtu.be/eMoNFMJJgW4?t=12m8s
    LOL thanks for sharing+rep
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    http://quizzes.howstuffworks.com/qui...lkien-elf-quiz
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    27 out of 30, who got better ?
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    30/30 of course.
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    24/30

    I need to re-read LotR I got the Silmarillion elves right, but the rest were a crapshot.
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    26/30, missed the 2 Nargothrond elves, wife of feanor and the sister of gil galad.
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    27/30, the 1st Age ones are tricky to guess for me.
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    28/30

    Was hasty on one original Elf, and one other from Gondolin I can't recall even vaguely ^^
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    27/20

    EDIT also thanks for sharing macilrille I would like to rep you but I cant
    can someone else do it for me?
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    Solved ^^

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    26/30

    Shagrat and other orcs at therapy - You know that once you were Elves, do you?

    All orcs start crying and feeling guilty for killing other Elves.

    - Nooo!! This is not true!! I don't believe it!!! cries out Shagrat!
    - Read the damn Silmarillion, for Eru sake! said the therapist.

    ...Morpheus comes and sais, We have one rule you see, we can open the mind, only when you are ready (or how was it in the movie?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ngugi View Post
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    I dont get this one
    can anyone explain please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by atthias View Post
    I dont get this one
    can anyone explain please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haradrian View Post
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    All orcs start crying

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    http://marla.andrew.cmu.edu/misc/maiar.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by atthias View Post
    http://marla.andrew.cmu.edu/misc/maiar.jpg
    Is the joke that the page can't be found?

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