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    Melian will build a Girdle

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    @ngugi and alreadyded
    very funny
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    She must be really big boned to need such a large and all encompassing girdle. Good job not thinking to just trap Angband inside a magic force field and save everyone the hassle Melian! You selfish b...
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    Doriath First!

    And if Morgoth comes by, she just grab him by the ****

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    hahahahahhahaahhahah
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    word is that all quenya content has been taken down from Menegroth website.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmrothForGondor View Post
    word is that all quenya content has been taken down from Menegroth website.
    hhahahahahaha
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    Orcs of Mordor are bringing crime, they're rapists...none are good people, I assume. So we have to build a wall...another one around Minas Tirith (i.e. Rammas Echor), and we have to do it quickly. We'll make Isengard pay for it and Make Gondor Great Again.

    Have you seen this? Anyone seen this? Saruman is sending raids against the Rohirrim. First they were criminals, now they're terrorists! It's unbelievable. I have tremendous respect for King Theoden of Rohan. Great guy. Lots of respect. And he's going to get the aid he deserves. Trust me, folks. Better believe it. Absolutely. And the Elves? They're a dying breed. They're losers, totally low energy. You ever heard Elrond talk? It's like listening to a myopic, sleep-deprived badger. Can't follow him. Won't even bother! Even worse, those Elves are refugees! Fleeing Middle Earth! Who does that? Huh? Who does that? I tell you, real men stay and fight for their homes. That's what the Dunedain do, I guarantee you. Bigly.

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    Some Trumped up charges. But ya those Elves, can't even breed to save their own species... 'put a bullet in the head of every
    one of em'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    Orcs of Mordor are bringing crime, they're rapists...none are good people, I assume. So we have to build a wall...another one around Minas Tirith (i.e. Rammas Echor), and we have to do it quickly. We'll make Isengard pay for it and Make Gondor Great Again.

    Have you seen this? Anyone seen this? Saruman is sending raids against the Rohirrim. First they were criminals, now they're terrorists! It's unbelievable. I have tremendous respect for King Theoden of Rohan. Great guy. Lots of respect. And he's going to get the aid he deserves. Trust me, folks. Better believe it. Absolutely. And the Elves? They're a dying breed. They're losers, totally low energy. You ever heard Elrond talk? It's like listening to a myopic, sleep-deprived badger. Can't follow him. Won't even bother! Even worse, those Elves are refugees! Fleeing Middle Earth! Who does that? Huh? Who does that? I tell you, real men stay and fight for their homes. That's what the Dunedain do, I guarantee you. Bigly.
    Awesome post deserves a rep. Denethor/Boromir 3019, crooked Aragorn cant rule Gondor.

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    '...and thus Arnor arose from the ashes and conquered all... with a chain of restaurants that serve breakfast all day.' -Tolkien


    Rumor has it they use immigrants from the south, MexicoDunland, for cheap labor...
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    Quote Originally Posted by alreadyded View Post
    '...and thus Arnor arose from the ashes and conquered all... with a chain of restaurants that serve breakfast all day.' -Tolkien


    Rumor has it they use immigrants from the south, MexicoDunland, for cheap labor...
    LOL
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    Legend has it Merry's son, Denny, really expanded the franchise. But his descendants were eventually corrupted by power and fear, and in later Ages brought misery and desolation to drunken colons everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alreadyded View Post
    Legend has it Merry's son, Denny, really expanded the franchise. But his descendants were eventually corrupted by power and fear, and in later Ages brought misery and desolation to drunken colons everywhere.

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    LOL alreadyded
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    A good time to invest in scouring pads! Filthy Hobbits... Someone had to clean that place up. Can't have a bunch of gophers tearing up the ground.
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