[Lotr Jokes and funny stuff] - One does not simply...

**Ngugi** · February 07, 2017, 08:57 AM

Melian will build a Girdle

Make Doriath great again

**♔atthias♔** · February 07, 2017, 11:47 AM

@ngugi and alreadyded
very funny

**alreadyded** · February 08, 2017, 02:03 AM

She must be really big boned to need such a large and all encompassing girdle. Good job not thinking to just trap Angband inside a magic force field and save everyone the hassle Melian! You selfish b...

**Ngugi** · February 08, 2017, 04:13 AM

Doriath First!

And if Morgoth comes by, she just grab him by the ****

**♔atthias♔** · February 08, 2017, 04:40 AM

hahahahahhahaahhahah

**AmrothForGondor** · February 09, 2017, 04:23 PM

word is that all quenya content has been taken down from Menegroth website.

**♔atthias♔** · February 10, 2017, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by AmrothForGondor

word is that all quenya content has been taken down from Menegroth website.

hhahahahahaha

+rep

**Roma_Victrix** · February 10, 2017, 12:15 PM

Orcs of Mordor are bringing crime, they're rapists...none are good people, I assume. So we have to build a wall...another one around Minas Tirith (i.e. Rammas Echor), and we have to do it quickly. We'll make Isengard pay for it and Make Gondor Great Again.

Have you seen this? Anyone seen this? Saruman is sending raids against the Rohirrim. First they were criminals, now they're terrorists! It's unbelievable. I have tremendous respect for King Theoden of Rohan. Great guy. Lots of respect. And he's going to get the aid he deserves. Trust me, folks. Better believe it. Absolutely. And the Elves? They're a dying breed. They're losers, totally low energy. You ever heard Elrond talk? It's like listening to a myopic, sleep-deprived badger. Can't follow him. Won't even bother! Even worse, those Elves are refugees! Fleeing Middle Earth! Who does that? Huh? Who does that? I tell you, real men stay and fight for their homes. That's what the Dunedain do, I guarantee you. Bigly.

**alreadyded** · February 11, 2017, 01:30 AM

Some Trumped up charges. But ya those Elves, can't even breed to save their own species... 'put a bullet in the head of every
one of em'

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**AmrothForGondor** · February 11, 2017, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix

Orcs of Mordor are bringing crime, they're rapists...none are good people, I assume. So we have to build a wall...another one around Minas Tirith (i.e. Rammas Echor), and we have to do it quickly. We'll make Isengard pay for it and Make Gondor Great Again.

Have you seen this? Anyone seen this? Saruman is sending raids against the Rohirrim. First they were criminals, now they're terrorists! It's unbelievable. I have tremendous respect for King Theoden of Rohan. Great guy. Lots of respect. And he's going to get the aid he deserves. Trust me, folks. Better believe it. Absolutely. And the Elves? They're a dying breed. They're losers, totally low energy. You ever heard Elrond talk? It's like listening to a myopic, sleep-deprived badger. Can't follow him. Won't even bother! Even worse, those Elves are refugees! Fleeing Middle Earth! Who does that? Huh? Who does that? I tell you, real men stay and fight for their homes. That's what the Dunedain do, I guarantee you. Bigly.

Awesome post deserves a rep. Denethor/Boromir 3019, crooked Aragorn cant rule Gondor.

"We came, we saw, they died " - The noldor after the Battle under the Stars.

**Ngugi** · March 29, 2017, 06:01 AM

**alreadyded** · March 29, 2017, 02:19 PM

'...and thus Arnor arose from the ashes and conquered all... with a chain of restaurants that serve breakfast all day.' -Tolkien

Rumor has it they use immigrants from the south, ~~Mexico~~Dunland, for cheap labor...

**♔atthias♔** · March 29, 2017, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by alreadyded

'...and thus Arnor arose from the ashes and conquered all... with a chain of restaurants that serve breakfast all day.' -Tolkien

Rumor has it they use immigrants from the south, ~~Mexico~~Dunland, for cheap labor...

LOL
very funny

**alreadyded** · March 30, 2017, 04:37 PM

Legend has it Merry's son, Denny, really expanded the franchise. But his descendants were eventually corrupted by power and fear, and in later Ages brought misery and desolation to drunken colons everywhere.

Edit;

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

**♔atthias♔** · April 01, 2017, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by alreadyded

Legend has it Merry's son, Denny, really expanded the franchise. But his descendants were eventually corrupted by power and fear, and in later Ages brought misery and desolation to drunken colons everywhere.

Edit;

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

LOL alreadyded