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  1. May 10, 2011, 04:49 AM #1
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    Default Pippa Middleton offered $5 Million for one porn movie

    http://m.aol.com/popeater/default/ar...porn-contract/

    It looks like even the heads of the pornographic industry saw her at the wedding,

    "As far as I am concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding. As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude you could be an enormously successful adult star."
    Kate was also offered a contract to do a porno flick, but considering most of you here seem to be fanboys of Pippa, maybe you have something to hope for.
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    Default Re: Pippa Middleton offered $5 Million for one porn movie

    Her boyfriend is going to get pissed off.

    Plus this is a direct affront to the Royal Family ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Menelik_I View Post
    Plus this is a direct affront to the Royal Family ...

    SAS is going to break through the ceiling windows of the Vivid Entertainment HQ and lay down some justice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snuggans View Post
    SAS is going to break through the ceiling windows of the Vivid Entertainment HQ and lay down some justice.
    « Le courage est toujours quelque chose de saint, un jugement divin entre deux idées. Défendre notre cause de plus en plus vigoureusement est conforme à la nature humaine. Notre suprême raison d’être est donc de lutter ; on ne possède vraiment que ce qu’on acquiert en combattant. »Ernst Jünger
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    Default Re: Pippa Middleton offered $5 Million for one porn movie

    so ugly though
    And serves them right for associating with commoners...gah these peasants never learn *proceeds to horsewhip peasant*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eikki View Post
    And serves them right for associating with commoners...
    Because commoners do some degrading things Royal line don't do ... they are more willing to make sacrifices

    Now excuse me I have to go *proceed to horsewhip peasants*
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    Default Re: Pippa Middleton offered $5 Million for one porn movie

    Quote Originally Posted by Menelik_I View Post
    proceed to horsewhip peasants
    This sounds like it should be a Monopoly card.
    I thought about writing something clever, but then I remembered I'm not clever enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aonghus G. Friedhold View Post
    This sounds like it should be a Monopoly card.
    Sounds like an unfortunate town name. Like 'ton' or 'Crapstone' perhaps?
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    I don't want to imagine how her mother or father reacted to this...offer.
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    Default Re: Pippa Middleton offered $5 Million for one porn movie

    Five million is nothing to the Middletons. Pippa is likely to inherit more than enough money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertie View Post
    Five million is nothing to the Middletons. Pippa is likely to inherit more than enough money.
    Many people don't do porn for the money, and considering Pippa has had pictures revealed of her being quite wild, maybe she'd do it for the sheer thrill.
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    Default Re: Pippa Middleton offered $5 Million for one porn movie

    Hmm, I doubt she will need the money. She is semi royalty now right? And she has a good company anyway.
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    Many people don't do porn for the money, and considering Pippa has had pictures revealed of her being quite wild, maybe she'd do it for the sheer thrill.
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    Default Re: Pippa Middleton offered $5 Million for one porn movie

    How is it they hope to make any profit on a porno, by paying out a million in a straight up-front cost, while barely no one pays for the actual product!?

    I bet Prince Philip approves in any case!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent-Q View Post
    How is it they hope to make any profit on a porno, by paying out a million in a straight up-front cost, while barely no one pays for the actual product!?

    I bet Prince Philip approves in any case!

    I always feel sorry for how ghastly Philip looks nowadays. He was such a handsome chap in his thirties.
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    This chick is way overrated
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    Default Re: Pippa Middleton offered $5 Million for one porn movie

    I would like to be in that "movie", then I can work my way up to Kate Middleton
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    That is a porno I would pay not to be released, MD.
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    PLEASE PLEASE ACCEPT

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    Looking at pics of Pippa Middleton, and I have one question for the porn industry...why?
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