Quote game, with screenshots! (Off Topic)

[Heathen Storm]

So I saw this game in the Stainless Steel forum and I thought it would be even BETTER here, because we have such a great community
So this is how the game works. Somebody will post a screenshot of the mod (i'll start) and we make the funniest quotes about it we can. I will choose a total of the five (5) best winners, and they will each get repped!
First one:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[WinsingtonIII]

Brave #1: "Wait, doesn't wood burn in fire?"

Brave #2: "Yep."

Brave #1: "And they're shooting fire arrows at us?"

Brave #2: "So?"

Brave #1: "So why the heck are we wearing wooden armor for this?!?!"

Brave #2: "Ummmm......"

[FOR GONDOR]

apache worrior thinking: why the hell are we wearing loin cloths in the winter its bloody cold out i could use some fire...OH NOT LIKE THAT!

[Heathen Storm]

Brave #1: "Wait, doesn't wood burn in fire?"

Brave #2: "Yep."

Brave #1: "And they're shooting fire arrows at us?"

Brave #2: "So?"

Brave #1: "So why the heck are we wearing wooden armor for this?!?!"

Brave #2: "Ummmm......"

apache worrior thinking: why the hell are we wearing loin cloths in the winter its bloody cold out i could use some fire...OH NOT LIKE THAT!

Great starts. Keep 'em up!!!!

[Daraunon]

Somehow,this makes me think about a demotivator...RAIN DANCE:you're doing it wrong.

[Massive_attack]

"Its okay guys, the spirits of nature and our ancestors will stop these pathetic fla-"
Last words of chief proud-foot, at the battle of "needs-woolly-clothes"

[aduellist]

"'Cloudy with a 50% chance of precipitation', they said."

[A_Dane]

Warrior: "Chief, you remember I said i didn't like snow?"

Chief: "yeah?"

Warrior: "nevermind that, I realised fire is worse".

[Heathen Storm]

Some really great ones so far mates!
Come on, EVERYBODY can play!!! It's simple!

[MrExpendable]

They're getting all fired up before joining the battle.

[toluas]

"Fire and Ice" or "A Song of Ice and Fire" (if you don't mind this lil "theft")

[thespaniard]

we are the tree huging indians we hug all the parts of the tree inluding your fire breathing tree parts your throwing at us

[The Holy Pilgrim]

Lousy joke #1

Sycorax Warrior: "Sycorax are bestest! Sycorax kill puny archer!" *Fire arrow hits armor in the chest* *Sycorax warrior charges still* Enemy archer: "WTF! I shot him with a FIRE arrow in his WOODEN armor! How is he not dead!?" Sycorax Warrior: "Wood armor strong. Wood armor invincible. Wood armor is greatest! And now thanks to puny archer, it now hottest armor around!" Archer: "You should still be dead though!" Warrior: "Medieval 2 engine great. Coding make me not die. But you die because you archer and me warrior. Me get ap and you get axe to face!" Archer: "GAK!" Sycorax Warrior: "Sycorax are bestest! Sycorax are smartest! Medieval 2 engine greatest!"

Lousy joke #2

Bob the Warrior: "Me thinks the enemy is going to win" Steve the Medicine Man: "How so Bob the Eagle?" Bob: "Me sees pretty lights on end of magical flying sticks" Steve: "Oh, do you mean that the fire will burn thorough our armor?" Bob: "No. Warrior has low morale. Due to Medieval code, fire arrow do nothing to armor, but they scare brave warrior because of blinky colors." Steve: "Wait, what?" Bob: "Bob run now. Bob scared of blinky colors." *Warrior Unit routes* Steve: "Well, at least fire arrows can't hurt m-AAAH!!!!" *Fire arrow burns Steve* Ivan the Volchok Archer: "Haha, stupid shaman. He should've known that since he had no armor, fire arrows do maximum damage."

Lousy joke #3

Sycorax Warrior Clan: "Ooh, pretty..."

*I'd like to apologize if these any of these jokes have caused any harm be it to your brain, your sense of humor, or just plain made you mad. That was not the intention of these jokes, but rather to incite perhaps a little chuckle or even a slight giggle.

[Heathen Storm]

Alright, i've chosen the winners!
Here they are, in all their glory:

Brave #1: "Wait, doesn't wood burn in fire?"

Brave #2: "Yep."

Brave #1: "And they're shooting fire arrows at us?"

Brave #2: "So?"

Brave #1: "So why the heck are we wearing wooden armor for this?!?!"

Brave #2: "Ummmm......"

"Its okay guys, the spirits of nature and our ancestors will stop these pathetic fla-"
Last words of chief proud-foot, at the battle of "needs-woolly-clothes"

"'Cloudy with a 50% chance of precipitation', they said."

Warrior: "Chief, you remember I said i didn't like snow?"

Chief: "yeah?"

Warrior: "nevermind that, I realised fire is worse".

Lousy joke #1

Sycorax Warrior: "Sycorax are bestest! Sycorax kill puny archer!" *Fire arrow hits armor in the chest* *Sycorax warrior charges still* Enemy archer: "WTF! I shot him with a FIRE arrow in his WOODEN armor! How is he not dead!?" Sycorax Warrior: "Wood armor strong. Wood armor invincible. Wood armor is greatest! And now thanks to puny archer, it now hottest armor around!" Archer: "You should still be dead though!" Warrior: "Medieval 2 engine great. Coding make me not die. But you die because you archer and me warrior. Me get ap and you get axe to face!" Archer: "GAK!" Sycorax Warrior: "Sycorax are bestest! Sycorax are smartest! Medieval 2 engine greatest!"

Lousy joke #2

Bob the Warrior: "Me thinks the enemy is going to win" Steve the Medicine Man: "How so Bob the Eagle?" Bob: "Me sees pretty lights on end of magical flying sticks" Steve: "Oh, do you mean that the fire will burn thorough our armor?" Bob: "No. Warrior has low morale. Due to Medieval code, fire arrow do nothing to armor, but they scare brave warrior because of blinky colors." Steve: "Wait, what?" Bob: "Bob run now. Bob scared of blinky colors." *Warrior Unit routes* Steve: "Well, at least fire arrows can't hurt m-AAAH!!!!" *Fire arrow burns Steve* Ivan the Volchok Archer: "Haha, stupid shaman. He should've known that since he had no armor, fire arrows do maximum damage."

Lousy joke #3

Sycorax Warrior Clan: "Ooh, pretty..."

*I'd like to apologize if these any of these jokes have caused any harm be it to your brain, your sense of humor, or just plain made you mad. That was not the intention of these jokes, but rather to incite perhaps a little chuckle or even a slight giggle.

These were all great! +Rep to the winners. Alright, now one of YOU guys get to post a funny screen!

[The Holy Pilgrim]

I don't know if these "count," but I took these quite a while back ago:

Picture 1

Picture 2

Picture 3

Please be sure to tell us which picture you are commenting on. I know the first one has text already on it, but feel free to use the text if you'd like (making up a short dialog is preferred, however.)

[Massive_attack]

@ Picture 2:

The uruk facing that daemon is thinking to himself "GO FOR THE LOINCLOTH, ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE !"

[Heathen Storm]

Picture 1:
Roman soldier: You may have a shield, you may be so heavily armored I cannot penetrate you... but a real Roman thinks with his head! *Headbutts shield*
Picture 2:
Uruk soldier to another Uruk soldier: And I thought WE were sent from hell!
Picture 3:
Little demon: I will destroy you!
Soldier looks around: WHO SAID THAT! Oh... oh its just a - Oh my god, its a smurf!

[FOR GONDOR]

picture 1.

THIS IS SPART......ROMULIIIII *HEAD BUTS SHIELD*
soldier thinking: WTF!!!!! this guy has some mad issues!!!! who head butts a shield im going to run because he is scaring me

[The Holy Pilgrim]

Hehe, these are great! This was definitely a good idea

+rep to everybody who replied

[Heathen Storm]

Hehe, these are great! This was definitely a good idea

+rep to everybody who replied

Thank the people of Stainless Steel
Who's postin the next pic?? if theres no other pic by tomorrow i will post it.