Quote game with Screenshots!

[strife1013]

Hi there, here's a little game similar to "Ryou Where I am game". I'll post a screenshot of a battle of units and you have to say the best quote for that picture, it can be a funny, historical, etc. Thanks to Strife1013 for the game idea. Here's the first screenshot, since I love the Celtic warriors, I took a picture of Scots flanking the poor English with a ridiculously numerous advantage for Scotland.

Fire Away everyone

FML!!!

[strife1013]

Another picture.The situation is the HRE Gothic Knights is going to beat up the Venetians but these Italians are equipped with..Mangonels!. Take a look of the picture and see the barrel .

A flying treasure chest!!

[Ryou]

“When venetians throw burning barrels at me, I feel……barbequed.”

[Asterix]

"Is that a...barrel?"
"Yes, i think so. The Venetians are such bad soldiers they don't even know that they are supposed to throw arrows at us."
*2 seconds later, the men catch fire and burn an agonizing death*

as for the OP...
"Well, we're screwed."
"THANKS FOR THE BRILLIANT INSIGHT GEORGE!"

[Prince Imrahil]

Erdinger. Will quite literally get you blitzed.

[storm20200]

"On your head lads!"

Can't believe there's been no football references >.<

[Polydamas]

Seems a little backwards, them throwing the beer at us, doesn't it?

[Birk]

Ventians: Here is your damn beer!

Gothic Knight: Touch down!

[Polycarpe]

Hilarious, just hilarious . So difficult to choose, I'll increase to 4 winners. Here they are:

Navajo Joe:

Klaus ' Hell, I am hot as hell in this bloody armour'
Adolf ' I wonder what is in that barrel, perhaps some water to cool us off'

K/t:

This situation is barreling out of control.

WhitepolarBear:

Mangoleres to Bishop: Your highness we have used up all our barrels, should we flee?
Bishop: Nay, we shall use thay holy hand grenade. Now load it on to the mangol, my child.

Asterix:

"Is that a...barrel?"
"Yes, i think so. The Venetians are such bad soldiers they don't even know that they are supposed to throw arrows at us."
*2 seconds later, the men catch fire and burn an agonizing death*

as for the OP...
"Well, we're screwed."
"THANKS FOR THE BRILLIANT INSIGHT GEORGE!"

Congrats to the winner, a rep is well deserved.

EDIT: Could someone give rep to K/t, I couldn't for now and he won twice this game.

[Polycarpe]

Another one. A single unit of Templar sergeants try to hold against..elephants!!

[Polydamas]

I always wanted to see one.

[k/t]

Uh...someone call that chick from "Hatari!".

[Caesar Clivus]

"My old gaffer would never believe I saw a real Oliphaunt"
"Shut UP Jim".

[King-Morgoth]

*The Templar captain looks at his wine skin suspiciously*

"Well at least they aren't bloody pink this time"

[Jimmy_Aus]

They dont pay us enough for this

[prima legio]

victory is ours ...

[Avalanche]

Templars dialogue:

- That is strange circus show I tell ya...
- Seems to be out of control?
- Naa, had it happen in Tolouse once too, it's all arranged - paid actors ...
- Hey you in first row! Shhhhhh, I'm trying to watch the show!

[Doge Al Forno]

Templars testing some Hashashin tactics by giving the men access to hahshis.

Results: instead of beautiful belly dancing girls in paradise they start seeing elephants in the middle of a heated desert.

[cezarip]

"Men, we are lucky, look at the size of those walking elephant tusks. They'll bring us a fortune! And all we must do is get them cut..."

[Thefallenhun]

In the parable of the blind men and the elephant, one man felt a rope, another a tree, a third a long wall, another a fan. And the templars? The templars felt only pain.