"You know, for you, I guess that might have been something. Bunch of goblins come out of nowhere trying to give you a welcoming gift of stabby death, Ted crashing a building, me delivering electric death to all of the above.....don't worry, though. You'll get used to it. I mean, look at me; this is just tuesday to me now."
".....But it's monday...."
"Well, yes. Ted crashed the building earlier than he usually does."
-Damien Arn, angry SOB, chatting with the new guy.
From a sprite comic I might never actually publish anywhere.