4 word story while we wait

[joey6131986]

against Captain Hindsight, who...

[Derpy Hooves]

...shouted "BLOOD FOR THE...

[Incontinenta Buttox]

raging rabid vampire sloths!

[Aleksander the Average]

seeing this, the wetnurses...

[Lуra]

Decided that they should....

[Uber Patriot]

form a boy band

[Peteriscoolz]

Called the jonas brothers....

[joey6131986]

Their producer, Mickey Mouse,...

[IrishBlood]

decided it was best..

[Legionarii]

to play music like...

[joey6131986]

THE STORY SO FAR!!!!!
We follow our hero, a man, through countless quests, encountering many things, including, VIKINGS, CHUCK NORRIS, WILL SMITH, BARBARA STREISAND, GIANT EGGPLANT TREE'S, AND......CHERRY PIE!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Episode 1: Chuck Norris and Pie

There was a man, who just ate a buffalo that lived in a giant eggplant tree, and stumbled upon a majical gimp mask which ruined his already horrible relationship status with his Viking leader.

Who tried to mod his sword into a cumulonimbus cloud of epic steaming pile of dragon poo that began to shimmer on Will Smith's head, who then began too like his lips as he saw a giant monster , who then said "Hark! Is this a photon dagger I see before me?"

He ninja kicked it, whipped his hair back and forth, and shouted triumphantly "I will conquer the Aegean with thunder and lightning that comes from me arse!"

When to much confusion showered the skies, which get suddenly very bloody and made the worm eat apple pie! yummy!

But then he realized 'It was cherry pie!' Seeing this, he began to rage and smash the living guts out of Nick Swardson, who was smacked into next week.

There was a dog which has a axe stuck in its back, because he was hit by Groundskeeper Willie, who went for a golf flavoured bar of choclate,but decided against it and ate Chuck Norris with some tobasco sauce.

Chuck Norris tasted salty because of his huge appetite for evil twins chucking up all the ridiculous and nasty apes.

Later he slept for a day, until aids didn't get the best. ()

He stretched and yawned, he awoke to the evening stars full of the biggest piece of poo ever seen by mankind, which was 'crafted' by Barbara Streisand, the almighty Chapter Master of the Knights of the Holy Grail......

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Episode 2: Brunch??

The holy knights wanted....

Thought I would go ahead and post the story so far, as I have some free time.

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Episode 2
The Holy Knights wanted to swallow the moon in their underwear; by the third of December their were millions of Catholic priests, who with their hands touched little Celtic druids till they started vomiting radioactive poo on Alice of Wonderland. After this, Barbara declared Crusade upon the evil little hobbits of the Shire, who crushed against them mighty hefalump riding squirrels with "teh" lazer eyes. Yet this was ineffective as their nut-shell armour protected against blows from heavy halfling knights bearing semi automatic .45 caliber uzis which in turn damaged my little green pony. Causing it to bloodlust the elves of Rivendell which in turn exploded into a fiery oblivion. Then the mighty wizard exploded his fiery underpants with extreme death metal poo under his carpet.

Along came Mr Hankey the Christmas poo, yelling "Stop spamming poo!" Poo, poop, scat, fecal-matter. Hankey and his crew decided that they should rid the world of evil Barbara Streisand cults into the world of the endless spamming "nonesense." "Nonsense" grammar-gnome shouted to the evil king of the garden gnome empire.

Look, a hesitant ostrich has spread its wings and flew onto a bathtub filled with naked pixies partaking in crude, massive, giant Mexican donkey races, while slapping rubber ducklings with their dainty pink laced tails. All the while, they ate sweet chili cucumbers with a nice chianti and some sweet roasted dwarf, which the gnomes had convienently prepared earlier in the home of the gnome king, a real badass mofo with an unusualy large pet peacock, oddly named alexander the average, who was never really into basketball, a girls' game at the time. But always enjoyed a good old fashioned yank on the secret trapdoor lever of the underground bat-cave which was full of crab people who plotted against Captain Hindsight, who shouted "Blood for the raging vampire sloth!"

Seeing this, the wetnurses decided that they should form a boy band called the Jonas Brothers. Their producer, Mickey Mouse, decided it was best to play music like...

(lol, very interesting story so far!)

they didn't suck, but...

[Incontinenta Buttox]

they did swallow if...

[Aleksander the Average]

the amorphous cheerleading wombats...

[Merula]

"could buy a catamaran..."

Thought I would go ahead and post the story so far, as I have some free time.

Thanks man, I was about to do this, but i really couldnt be bothered going through it all again
+rep for your troubles

[IrishBlood]

if only they had...

[Incontinenta Buttox]

cash or credit cards...

[Aleksander the Average]

but they only had...

[Derpy Hooves]

Blood-drenched axes that had

[Aleksander the Average]

no usefulness for sailing...

[IrishBlood]

unless they were traded...