Ok, so we have had many topics regarding whose your great general etc, so lets have a topic in which you can tell us about your worst general. The general can either be in your family, or an enemy that you fought.
My worst enemy general was the heir of the Thracians. The first time I saw him, he had no traits, then he attacked me, and I defeated him, but he managed to run away. Next time I see him, I see that he has new traits; "Indifferent commander," "Indifferent attacker" but somehow he got the "Untouched by fear" trait, to my surprise. Anyway, time passess, and I attack his city, during the period in which he stayed in the city, he developed some revenues (priest) and some new traits, including something like "axebiten" or something like that, which made him valient but poor in the defense.
So I besiege the settlement, and during the turn processing, he attacks me. I had a small force, he had stronger force, and I had besieged the city from two sides; one my main force, and the reinforcements with two hoplite units. He attacked the reinforcements.
So the battle begins, and if he was a good commander he would have attacked with all his force my two hoplite units (who were close, real close to the city) while my main force marches towards the city (this force was far away from the city). But instead, he stays in the city, marches a unit out, but this unit of swordsmen do not attacked the two hoplites, instead, just marches along the walls... perhaps he was hoping to lure me into attacking that unit (the walls would have rain arrows down on my hoplites) but I didn't attacked. I was trying to march the two hoplites towards my main force before he (the imcompetent commander) takes out all his force and attacks my two hoplites, instead, I see the unit of swordsmen just walk away, and I look at the map and see that inside the city, the enemy forces are marching towards Easterns gate (where my main force is comming) so I suddenly stop, realizing that my two hoplites won't be able to catch up to my main force, so I decided to send the two hoplites inside the city (we had latters).
So my main forces gets closer to the East Wall of the city, in the meantime, my two hoplites are taken the Southern wall, and start marching in the walls, towards the East (I was hoping they'll reach the East gate in order to let my main force in the city). And what is the enemy forces doing in the meantime? Walking around the city...
I was expecting The Imcompetent Commander to attacked my hoplites who are taking tower after tower, but no attacked came. Finally they reach the East gate, and open it (by this time my main force has finally reach the city). The Incompetent Commander has positioned his forces ready to repel any invasion in the East gate, but his forces are exhausted from running around the city. I see no attack coming, so I decide to lure them closer to the walls with my light cavalry so that they'll be rain down with arrows from their walls!
And obviously they fall into my trap. They suffered many casualties and get more tired, till they retreat back to their position. Then I happily march my skirmirshers into the city, and quickly make them get up in the walls (so that they'll rain down spears towards the enemy) and no attack comes. I lure the enemy out again, and again they suffered heavy casualties, this time even more because of the skirmishers up in the walls.
To make the story short, afterwards is just an easy slaughtern.
The mistake of the general, I think, is quite obvious. I wonder if it was the computer AI who acted so stupidly or if it acted so dumb because it had such an imcompetent commader...
Anyway, so whats your story?