Hell yeah you do
Update has been played through. Screen shots taken. I'll do the rest tomorrrow. I'm getting drunk tonight.
Hell yeah you do
Update has been played through. Screen shots taken. I'll do the rest tomorrrow. I'm getting drunk tonight.
Of what getting drunk? Yeh.
Day eleven; Politcally Incorrect since 2003
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Note: The above is NOT me. However it's a fair representation of what happens when I get my beer on
FAN MAAAAAAAAAAIL!
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Tune of the day. Infact we have three. I do insist you listen. Because it's ing pendulum yeh? If you havn't heard of Pendulum. Get out now. Go.
For the rest of us with awesome moozic tastes. Lets enjoy some Immersion (the new album) before we get awesome.
The Island Dawn
Witchcraft
Watcercolour
All insane tunes. Thank me later for the tunes.
Lessons Learnt.
I think I need a new capital. Public order is getting stupid
Working four nights in a row then getting drunk is an awesome idea.
Apparently an agnostic cannot take the mick out of a religion despite being damned for all enternity for not believeing. Who would have thought (!)
Right my luverlies.
Last time we were here! The awesome republic of awesomeness had finally gotten it's act together and was once again presenting a united front against the plucky ebil Hellenic Seleucids in their own backyard. I had last Bazza and things were slightly depressive.
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So I gather the remainder of the men I can spare from the north. (yes thats all of them. In those two small stacks) and send them to the front. So incase your not keeping count. All my availible free men are now on the border ready to throw themselves against the Hellenic underdogs. Which considering the time it takes to move Bactrian troops. I'm stuck with Eastern forces at the moment. Not excatly awesome material
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But I rally a fair whack of troops. 3 units of Bactran infantry SHOULD keep me alive for a bit. Plus i bought my remaining elephants just in case
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Rushing to the aid of Selecuia WHY DIDN"T I GET A FREE STACK OF AWESOME
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They ran away. These not so sexy Ai are changing their tactics. I dont like it one bit
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But I got an awesome general out of it. The new Bazza?....We will see
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Now I know from past experience that Antioch will trigger another garrison for the Seleucids. So how to avoid it. A one turn siege. Without siege equipment. I NEED MOAR SPIEZ!!!!
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My army strikes Paraspara I think thats the settlement. But is attacked a few clicks outside the gates.
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They run away again....
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I fight them on their own turf.
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A bit more productive this time around
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My spy is still doing the job i'm paying him to do as well
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Before the awesome attacks I thought i'd take some time to highlight the fail of this guy. He likes the Easterners. But they hate him. Reminds me of a few people from my old school. Yup those were awesome days indeed
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But he still lays down the Awesome Law. IE Stealthevo; Is a man with insane abs. Therefore you can't ever win
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51% Those are odd's i'll gamble on!!!
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The juicey northern front opens again. Mines to had in these two settlements.
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Me resisting the urge to see mad bewbies.
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Success. I outplayed the potentially hot Annoucer bird. And avoided loosing the game
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Another decent autoresolve. Nothing some re-training won't fix
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Awww yeh. The only soldier of Awesome to have conquered two special places. CADE IS THE KING OF AWESOME
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Thats not good...
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And on that shocking bombshell and rallying of Cade's Army (without Cade) two armies now stand off. The Edessan Anti LULZ brigade. Against the tired but unmoveable hoards of awesome. Who will win....
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COMPETITION!!!!
Where should my new capital be?
Simple. Where and Why. Discuss. Convince. Winner get a rep and the settlement of choice capitalled. I want some decent rationale please. It does mean alot to my public order issues. Might spot these annoying rebellions and let me make some moar monehs!
Stealth out.
Last edited by StealthEvo; November 27, 2010 at 07:39 AM.
I'd say Seleucia. It's pretty central at the moment, so it might decrease unrest pretty much everywhere in my experience. Also, it was traditional to make yours the capital of your defeated enemy in the ancient times. You'd basically send the message: 'I'm in your capital, enslaving your citizenz' and daring the Seleucids to do anything about it. Which is an awesome attitude. Which is what you're after if I'm not mistaken.
Oh, cool and awesome AAR by the way. Keep going! You'll see Gaul again... eventually.
My first AAR, Rising Stars: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=205471
Antioch, it is a good city, and the only way you'll expand is westward. Plus, less PO issues in the large cities on the Mediterranean, and in Asia Minor, which you will probably conquer on your way back to Gaul.
The tale of Legio IV Flavia Felix: After cowardice during the Revolt of 69-70 AD the IV Macedonian was reconstituted and renamed IV Flavia Felix, or "lucky legion" signifying its luck at not being dishonorably disbanded.
Ecbatana is probably the furthest city west without having issues in the east.
This is a great AAR! I would say put your capital as Susa.
This is, without a doubt, the most insane AAR I have ever seen!
Cheers, and +rep!
PS - Are you going to rely on mercs for the whole game, or train Gaulish troops?
EDIT: Unless you CAN'T train Gauls when you're this far away from Gaul. I don't know the recruitment system too well as I haven't played Extended Cultures yet.
Ah, okay. I figured it'd work something like that. Same as XGM.
I will be making an update either tomorrow or thursday
Your armies of awesome march on.
Also, Antioch.
when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
but the union makes us strong.
when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
but the union makes us strong.
Exactly, stealth doesn't need those FAAAR Eastern Indian settlements to win, but in order to complete the campaign stealth will need to move West with his hordes of Awesome. If they don't accept the Awesome, then the Awesome does not accept them.
The tale of Legio IV Flavia Felix: After cowardice during the Revolt of 69-70 AD the IV Macedonian was reconstituted and renamed IV Flavia Felix, or "lucky legion" signifying its luck at not being dishonorably disbanded.