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    Who would in this showdown?

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    Alexander, since he is much more stronger and energetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asianboy View Post
    Alexander, since he is much more stronger and energetic.
    Yeah, my money's on him too.
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    For real?
    It makes more sense than Rome entering a time warp and ending up fighting medieval England.

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    Default Re: Ceaser vs Alexander in a fist fight

    Alexander, probably. The guy was known to take the battles into his own hands once in a while, wasn't it?

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    Icon1 Re: Ceaser vs Alexander in a fist fight

    This really needs some kind of system at the top of the thread where we can press a button and a vote goes into a bar chart to show how many people vote for the two options. I don't think TWC has a mechanic like that though...
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    Default Re: Ceaser vs Alexander in a fist fight

    my money goes on caesar (also known as caizor to some).

    alexander was a perfumed greek sissy. when he fought he did it from the back of a horse.

    caesar on the other hand was captured by pirates. and not only did he survive but he also hunted down and crucified the lot of them immediately after his release.

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    Quote Originally Posted by florin87 View Post
    my money goes on caesar (also known as caizor to some).

    alexander was a perfumed greek sissy. when he fought he did it from the back of a horse.

    caesar on the other hand was captured by pirates. and not only did he survive but he also hunted down and crucified the lot of them immediately after his release.
    I agree, Caesar was a bad ass while Alexander sat around all day having sex with his generals

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ojf View Post
    I agree, Caesar was a bad ass while Alexander sat around all day having sex with his generals
    You're just jealous that you lost.

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    Default Re: Ceaser vs Alexander in a fist fight

    Alexander was more physicaly capable then Ceaser he would have won in singal combat.



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    Alexander had around 20 years on Caesar so he would win just because he was in better shape the Caesar.
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    Matthew Ridgway would enter the time warp and beat them both up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farnan View Post
    Matthew Ridgway would enter the time warp and beat them both up.
    Well, he could do nothing if he joined the fight alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ojf View Post
    I agree, Caesar was a bad ass while Alexander sat around all day having sex with his generals
    You're only mad because you lost.
    Alexander didn't like sex, BTW. He had shown great restraint in that field.
    BTW at what age is Caesar when this happens.
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    im betting on caesar, remember although alexander was younger and more energetic, hes also prone to underestimating caesar. werent the agema hypaspist soldiers in their 70's and 80's when they fought for alexander and the diadochi? why would u keep them around? because they have a lot of experience, A LOT. so although alexander may be faster and younger, caesar would have the battle experience, the roman armor and weapons and famed roman discipline. if u were an officer in ancient rome and u saw a bunch of old, wrinkled men charging towards ur men, u would probably underestimate them and realize ur mistake when 50 of ur soldiers all-of-the-sudden drop dead in under a minute (exaggerating a bit but u get the idea)
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    Ceaser would have used his bank of Latin quotes and knack for diplomatic charisma to make the Macedonian general fall on his knees in exasperation...
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    Alexander was probably the one of the most luckiest commanders. Ceaser would beat him any day as he both commanded the kind of troops that proved to be more efficient than Greek hoplites and he was a better general and tactician.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkLordSeth View Post
    Alexander was probably the one of the most luckiest commanders. Ceaser would beat him any day as he both commanded the kind of troops that proved to be more efficient than Greek hoplites and he was a better general and tactician.
    In a fist fight only.

    By the way, how old are each combatant at the time of the fight? It is strange to insist that Ceasar be in his 40s or 50s and Alexander be in his twenties. They could be any age. equal or Alexander at 33 and Ceasar at 18. No one has specified.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hellheaven1987 View Post
    Well, he could do nothing if he joined the fight alone.
    What, you don't think old Iron Tits can't beat Ceaser and Alexander combined in a fist fight?
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