(props to LightFang for the write-up; I only made a select few changes)
Once upon a time, there was a town named Lucasville. Some of the members of this town were members of a secret criminal organization. Most people were not.
One day, there were orders from the head honcho of said criminal organization: eliminate everybody in the town.
The question on their lips was: Why? The town was pretty much idyllic. There was a lake, it was moderately close to the beach, moderately close to the mountains, had a temperate climate, and had a low crime rate, high educational opportunities, and even had a thriving economy. Its chief export was vanilla; its chief import was chocolate.
But, like good mafiosos, they struck, quickly and silently. Due to bureaucratic limitations, however, they could only kill one person per night. So they killed Mayor Zack.
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Mayor Zack was Innocent!
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He was also incredibly handsome!
Upon the discovery of the corpse, the townspeople suddenly knew what to do: 30 of them would decide the fate of the rest of the town. They would do this by holding special votes and lynching people once per day until the mafiosos were dead. It had worked before (actually this had never been tried).
That being decided, the townspeople awoke from their slumber, some for the last time...
It is now Day 1!
Read the rules? Awesome! Read them again!
A third time!
Votes not in the proper format will not be counted!
7 votes are needed to lynch someone today! The voting deadline for Day 1 is 7 PM CST October 15th!
Last edited by Zaccino; October 18, 2010 at 05:24 PM.
(Note: Everything in the write up is purely for flavor - no secret hints or anything.)
It was a sad day. No scum caught. No princesses saved. Not even any blue milk. A sad day indeed.
After a quiet first half of the day morning Mayor Zack's death, some discussion started to heat up. Popular targets were johnhughthom, Romanichine, and Askthepizzaguy. However, when presented with logic (and in Askthepizzaguy's case, Little Caesar's - I mean, what heartless wretch lynches the guy who brings everyone pizza? A SITH LORD??!!!?? ) and reason. Or something like that.
Eventually, everyone agreed to disagree, voting for a myriad of different players, and it was agreed that no one should be lynched today. Just as the proceedings were about to end (but before the fat lady had sung), a messenger scrambled towards Askthepizzaguy. Frowning, his eyes scanned the letter, obvious disgust showing in his face. "I get you all pizza, and this is how I'm rewarded?" Shaking his head, Askthepizzaguy threw the paper down onto the ground. Everyone scrambled to read it, and these were the words that appeared on the piece of paper:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Sorry, wrong one.
I hate pepperoni. It's the vile stuff of Sith Lords, I tell you! Anyway, because of this, I've put a bounty up for Askthepizzaguy. Anyone who claims it and gets the job done can have my lynch vote for two days.
It was quite a long night, but when morning came, some didn't wake up - and others wished they could go back to sleep, where they didn't have to worry about the current dire circumstances of Lucasville. Indeed, it was terrible indeed what they found the next morning. DisgruntledGoat's body was found, although the head never was. His headless corpse was a haunting sight for all of the weak-willed villagers, and even for some of the more strong ones. He was a great man, no one could deny that (he knew how to grab life by the horns, lame pun intended). No one was very surprised to discover that:
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Disgruntled Goat was Wedge Antilles! He was Innocent!
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Shaken by such a good member's death, the villagers soon discovered yet another dead body - this one with several burnt holes in his skin. It appeared as if Askthepizzaguy had died from the blaster, unlike DisgruntledGoat. Nonetheless, while not nearly as disturbing as DisgruntledGoat's body, it was still disheartening. Even more so when it was discovered that:
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Askthepizzaguy was Bail Organa! He was Innocent!
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However, the villagers' moods were lifted slightly when they found a most interesting item. A lightsaber had been found in the middle of the town square. Somehow, they all knew that they must vote for someone to possess this lightsaber.
It is now Day 2!
Vote in the Vote: Zack format!
Support votes in the same format, but in Green!
Vote for the lightsaber in Red! The voting deadline for Day 1 is 5 PM CST October 19th!
Last edited by Zaccino; October 18, 2010 at 05:25 PM.
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Day 2
The villagers didn't know what to think today. You see, they just couldn't make up their minds. First, it was Chaotix. Then it was Rebel Jeb. Nobody knew who to vote for, but eventually a consensus was made. Treva, the Renewer was to be unrenewed (or as less awesome people say it, "killed"). Screaming and wailing, Treva was unwillingly brought - nay, dragged! - past the outskirts of town, toward something unspeakably horrific and painful. No, not the script for the prequels (for not even this angry mob was quite that gruesome). The big bad. The horrible hombre. The terrible tormentor. A bloodcurling scream escaped when Treva saw where he had been brought. He renewed (pun intended) his earlier struggles with new vigor, clawing desperately at the mob. "Let me go! Please! PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!!" His cries were ignored, his hands were bound, and he was suspended over the source of his unshakable terror.
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THE SARLAAC PIT!
After he was thrown towards it, flinging hopelessly through the air like a boomerang that doesn't work right (all of them), Treva screamed his last words with fury:
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To their horror, the villagers discovered the truth.
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Treva, the Renewer was Anakin Skywalker! He was Innocent!
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All caught in their endless smh, some of the villagers had to go afk for awhile to recover.
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Night 2
Gary141 didn't arrive to the town square that morning. After some searching, he - at least part of him - was found. Strangely enough, it was the opposite of DisgruntleGoat's state. You see, all that was found of Gary was his head. And looking at the head made it obvious that:
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Gary141 was Princess Leia!
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No other bodies were found, but something much better was. Leia's patented Slave Bikini would be voted on today.
It is now Day 3!
Vote in the Vote: Zack format!
Support votes in the same format, but in Green!
Vote for the Bikini in Magenta! The voting deadline for Day 3 is 5 PM CST October 22nd!
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Day 3
Anxious after yet another innocent life taken at night, discussions were turning into arguments - things were heating up, and not just because they were on Mustafar (because they in fact weren't; you see, the villagers are located in a very generic village because the author has no imagination or creativity, clearly evidenced by this whole sequence. I mean, the idiot's just writing about how unoriginal he is, a sure scumtell. Or something.).
"Hey, these people are scum I tells ya!" Nictel proclaimed. The stern look on his face let everyone know that he meant business, assuming they were blind and the fact that he was wearing a suit and necktie hadn't already alerted them to his businessness.
"You think you can just waltz in here, looking all spiffy and name names? I don't think so! You left someone of the list, Nictel. YOURSELF ZOMG I'M SO CLEVER!!11!!" replied an unidentified voice, something about the author not wanting to ridicule anyone publicly.
A third voice then entered the mix. "Ah, but you see that Jarema is scum! His whole 'I'm new to this game gaiz!' excuse that he never actually used is wearing thin! Surely this means that he has been killing the poor innocents of our wonderful village."
"Hey, my name's not Shirley!"
"Hey, Bail Organa was quite wealthy!"
"Hay is for horses!"
Suddenly JR48fan demanded the attention of the crowd with his booming voice. "Gentlemen! Ladies! Hermaphrodites! Don't lynch Jarema, he's just a little cute fella!"
Everyone loves cute fellas, so, nodding their heads, eventually the votes turned to classical_hero.
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classical_hero was Jar-Jar Binks! He was Innocent!
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Dismayed at the death of yet another innocent, the villagers retreated to their homes for the night.
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Night 3
When the villagers awoke to the scene of the crime, they found a dismaying sight. cpdwane had several blaster wounds in his chest, and all were sad at his death. He had been such a great guy. Even though he was constantly warning everyone else about the dangers of falling into traps, he had fallen into one himself. Well, not really, but you get the point.
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cpdwane was Admiral Ackbar! He was Innocent!
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Since no one could decide on who to give the bikini too yesterday, the Slave Bikini will be voted on again today.
It is now Day 4!
Vote in the Vote: Zack format!
Support votes in the same format, but in Green!
Vote for the Bikini in Magenta! The voting deadline for Day 4 is 5 PM CST October 25th!
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Day 4
"Hey, Chaotix27 is mafia! I roleblocked him!" Jarema was crying from the rooftops, and the villagers were nodding in agreement with him. "If he says so, it must be true! Chaotix27 is clearly a disgusting scumbag! We're tired of all of his crap about 'the ladies', he's no ladies man!"
"Yeah, let's kill him!"
Nearly everyone was accusing Chaotix27. Near the end of the day, however, a small movement was made against soup567. Unfortunately for Chaotix27, it wasn't anywhere near close enough to save his neck.
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Chaotix27 was Lando Calrissian! He was innocent!
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On a brighter note, JR48fan received overwhelming support for Leia's Slave Bikini.
At the end, an unidentified voice cried out:
Anyone who kills Skooma Addict gets my lynch vote for one day.
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Night 4
The villagers awoke to a startling sight the next morning. Only one dead body was found - everyone else was accounted for. Well, maybe I was being generous when I said dead "body". It was more like pile of ash. The pile was only identified as someone's remains due to the absence of that particular person from the day's activities, and the nice little note resting on top. A few specks of ash covered the note, but it didn't obscure the message contained.
Dear Town,
Merry Christmas. A present has been given to you.
Jarema's ashes.
Sincerely,
A Friend
Chilled to the bone after this recent discovery, Winston Hughes' late entrance went largely unnoticed, as was his rubbing his shoulder with a grimace on his face. Even more unnoticed was Rebel Jeb's tardiness. He limped into town, obviously in much pain, clutching his side with his hands and hobbling with a slight limp.
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Jarema was an Ewok! He was Innocent!
It is now Day 5!
Vote in the Vote: Zack format!
Support votes in the same format, but in Green! The voting deadline for Day 5 is 5 PM CST October 28th (about 48 hours)!
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Day 5
The villagers gathered around the town square, nervous. Would yet another innocent be killed? Time looked like it was running short. Just like this update's length and creativity.
Rebel Jeb stood up (metaphorically speaking, since everyone was standing up anyways), clutching his wounded side. "Joooray attacked my ship when I roleblocked him!! He is mafia!" After this, Rebel Jeb stepped back and watched the havoc his early proclamation caused. Debate raged like a wild Rancor pumped up on steroids.
dcmort93 came to Joooray's defense. "I know for a fact he is innocent! remake20 can vouch for me!" remake20 nodded his head in agreement.
"Yeah guys! I'm C-3PO, and I'm masons with dcmort93 - you can't lynch me, I'm innocent!" Joooray was getting desperate. Unfortunately for him, his cries were in vain, as he was cast into....
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THE SARLAAC PIT!
"Why is there a Sarlaac Pit in a generic town?" one of the villagers asked. He was quickly struck down by a bolt of lightning. No one else brought the issue up again.
Joooray was screaming furiously as he was thrown to the Sarlaac. "I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for YOU ROTTEN KIDS!"
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Joooray was C-3PO! He was Innocent!
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Just kidding! He was Grand Moff Tarkin, an Imperial!
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Night 5
The next morning when the villagers gathered at the Town Square of their beloved town, a displeasing sight was discovered. Yet another smoking pile of ashes lay on the ground smack dab in the middle of the square, with a thin note taped to the top.
You and your friends have failed me for the last time!
After closer inspection, the body was identified as JR48fan's. He was such a good guy, it's a shame to see him have bitten the dust. Tardy to the funeral were Rebel Jeb, still clutching his wounded side, and Autolycus, hobbling slightly as he walked into town. Winston Hughes appeared to have recovered from his previous injury.
That wasn't all. A bounty has been put up for Nictel for 1 day of lynch vote!
JR48fan's lightsaber was found; it will be voted on today in Red.
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JR48fan was Luke Skywalker! He was Innocent!
Day ends in about 46 hours and 30 minutes!
Alive (20/30)
Askthepizzaguy2
Autolycus
Captain Blackadder
choxorn
dcmort93
Gary1412
God Emperor
landlubber
Link
mgsmuhammad
Nictel
Rebel Jeb
remake20
robbiecon
Romanichine
Skooma Addict
soup567
TheFlax
wideyedwanderer
Winston Hughes
Dead (10/30)
Askthepizzaguy - Bail Organa
DisgruntledGoat - Wedge Antilles
Treva, the Renewer - Anakin Skywalker
Gary141 - Princess Leia
classical_hero - Jar Jar Binks
cpdwane - Admiral Ackbar
Chaotix27 - Lando Calrissian
Jarema - Ewok
Jooray - Grand Moff Tarkin
JR48fan - Luke Skywalker
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Day 5
"Hey! Link smells like moldy cheese!" an unidentified voice called from the distance. Sure enough, the stench of rotten, mildewy cheese came from Link - he just reeked of the stuff. As the bandwagon on him started to pile, another villager pointed at Romanichine.
"Hey, he's the MAFIA GODFATHER OMG!11!!" The votes quickly shifted to Romanichine, then back to Link once everyone realized he just had to go NOW.
Unfortunately, Link was taken and thrown into....
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THE SARLACC PIT!
Satisfied with this result, the villagers dispersed for the night.
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) and reason. Or something like that.
