This is a thread where I am going to get out all of my anger against Bush out by writing a modern political allegory about myself punishing Bush as he attempts to elect himself religious emperor of the U.S. Don't worry, I won't go over the top too much.
The destruction of the Bushists, a modern political allegory of revenge, justice, brutality, honesty, honour, equality and true justice. Yes, I know that I said justice twice. It's a brutal, double justice.
Note: this is in no way intended to be realistic. This would never happen. It's fictional, although it's my own hatred of Bush that inspired me to write more about punishing him for his evil crimes.
It's a fictional conspiracy theory.
It begins here:
Washington D.C., 9.00 PM. The U.S. Senate. Sometime in the near future.
Bush took a swig from a bottle of redneck whisky. Two priests flanked him as he prepared to address the U.S. Senate.
Finishing the bottle, he wiped his mouth on his sleeve, handed the bottle to a soldier, grinned, and held up a piece of paper. He began reading.
"The people of the United States cannot be deprived of a good christian ruler any longer. We have become many things, my friends: An empire, a christian state, a hater of evil muslim extremists, and a bringer of good to the world. But......this 'democracy' ? Pah! Democracy cannot fight terrorism. To ensure the safety of the U.S. and our people, we must become a true christian empire!"
The Republicans in the senate cheered like drunken maniacs and stamped their feet on the ground in triumph. The Democrats looked horrified. What had America come to?
"Now, I must become more than a president. I must become the christian emperor of the United States!"
Now the Senate fell silent.
At a signal from Bush, the doors swung open. The Senate looked on in horror.
A massive horde of evil neo-feminist women, all over 6 feet tall, ran screaming into the building, armed with machetes, revolvers, and knives. Screaming some terrible cries, they charged torwards the unarmed members of the Senate.
As the Democrats shouted in horror, several senators attempted to sound the alarm, but Bush smiled evily and pressed a button. The doors swung shut. He made a hand signal, and the soldiers raised their weapons against the Democratic senators. Bush had control of the army and the republicans, and a hired army of evil women. Now, all he needed was to watch and wait like the evil imperialist coward he was.
As the neo-feminists closed on the Democrat senators, a massacre followed. Heads, arms, legs, feet, hands, ears, noses, peeled off lips, and tongues were flung into the air. Bowels and stomachs were ripped out and wiped all over the walls, coating them with offal and blood. Insane and bloody screams filled the air.
A few braver democrat senators managed to kill almost ten of the evil neo-feminists, but even these last defenders of democracy were massacred. Bush laughed.
Shortly later, he declared himself the christian emperor of the United States. Everyone cheered like idiots. Bush got drunk and kissed the evil leader of the neo-feminists in public. Everyone laughed like idiots. Shocking.
But, an army of truly honourable true men has set out to destroy imperialism, neo-conservatism, fundamentalist religious conservatism, neo-fascism, and neo-feminism for once and for all, righteously, and to stamp their remains and their vile corrupted blood into the ground forever. Leader Kassleron has a mighty army of red guards fanatically loyal to the cause of hard-line revolutionary true communism. Soon, they will rule all! Justice, honour, honesty, communal freedom, and true equality! Brutal, righteous true communist justice to the despicable neo-feminist dirtbags and the vile Bush!
To be continued........
There, that's it, for now.
I know the kind of responses I'm going to get, but please leave this thread open.
Anyway, it's 4.31 AM, and I'm bloody tired.
Goodnight, comrades.