Player quotes

[ggggtotalwarrior]

"I'm Heinrich Faust, I'm from Castle Barbarossa and I say kill 'em all!"

What "Troopers" movie is that based on?

[The Holy Pilgrim]

Starship Troopers?

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Correct. It seems every movie with the word "Troopers" in it is good.

[The Holy Pilgrim]

Not Starship Troopers: Marauders.

*shudders*

[Gandalf.]

Behold, fellow soldiers, the glory that will bring honour to our ancestors and descendants!
- Julianus Caesar, addressing his soldiers before the sack of Sparta.
So long as you are a slave to opinions, you shall never be free.
- Aurelianus Caesar, philosopher emperor
Present, Muskets! Take aim! fire!
- The last thing heard by Monctezuma, the Great Paynal before his death and the hands of the Faustian reich.
Warriors of Avalon! Those arse licking pigs shouldn't scare you! They only deserve death!
- Henry of Avalon

[IGdood]

Give them nothing, but take from them, EVERYTHING!
-Spartan Hoplite before receiving a charge from a Dracule Blood Knight

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Not Starship Troopers: Marauders.

*shudders*

you got me there. tried watching the 2nd and 3rd. I almost threw up. I especially loved that the captain who died in #1 was a different character in #2

[Eohelm]

you got me there. tried watching the 2nd and 3rd. I almost threw up. I especially loved that the captain who died in #1 was a different character in #2

"Proof that not all recycling is worth it."

--Irony

[Lord Golog]

Are ya ready guys!? Put ya guns on!!!
- Lao Che Daimyo, addressing his troops before battle.

"My lord!"
"Lieutenant!"
"My lord!!!"
"Lieutenant!!!"
"MY LORD!!!"
"LIEUTENANT!!!"
- Part of a conversation between a Daimyo his favorite lieutenant. They then began punching each other.

[thespaniard]

"Proof that not all recycling is worth it."

--Irony

R u guys gonna see the new one? i looked at a picture of it and the actors dont even know how to hold a gun correctly.

[Eohelm]

R u guys gonna see the new one? i looked at a picture of it and the actors dont even know how to hold a gun correctly.

Wait...new one? I honestly hope you're joking.

[The Holy Pilgrim]

"Back on topic, or it's to the Feed Camps for the lot of you! The Mashisha are getting kind of hungry (even though I secretly started it)"
~Burkalon, aka that mean cloven-hoofed Uruk from down the street who posts a bunch of spoiler tags that end up being nothing, usually.

[IGdood]

Are ya ready guys!? Put ya guns on!!!
- Lao Che Daimyo, addressing his troops before battle.

"My lord!"
"Lieutenant!"
"My lord!!!"
"Lieutenant!!!"
"MY LORD!!!"
"LIEUTENANT!!!"
- Part of a conversation between a Daimyo his favorite lieutenant. They then began punching each other.

Sengoku Basara.

OYAKATA SAMA
YUKIMURA
OYAKATA SAMA
YUKIMURA

[Eohelm]

"Are those soldiers still not obeying protocol?"
"No, sir."
"Hanz, please bring me my pistols. We haven't had a good suprise pistol whip in quite a while."
-- A Faustian Colonel and his aid, watching a platoon of Linemen.

"Did you know that they're all called Hanz?"
-- A Ducado soldier to his friend, concering their Faustian allies.

"Did you know that they're all called Cortez?"
-- A Faustian soldier to his friend, concerning their Ducado allies.

[CommisarCain]

"I'm sorry but I don't want to be Otterbach Chancellor, that's not my business. I don't want to conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, Muslim, Uruk, Mesocalan. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.

The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate;
has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.
We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in:
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little:
More than machinery we need humanity;
More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.
Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.



Navigation and the Colonization have brought us closer together. The very nature of these things cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching thousands throughout Thera, thousands of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say "Do not despair".



The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress: the hate of men will pass and dictators die and the power they took from the people, will return to the people and so long as men die [now] liberty will never perish. . .
Soldiers of the Otterbach: don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.



Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate, only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers: don't fight for slavery, fight for liberty.



In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written:
"The kingdom of God is within man"
Not one man, nor a group of men, but in all men; in you, the people.



You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let's use that power, let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.



Soldiers! In the name of Reich, let us all unite!"

-Karl Faust, First Kaiser of the Reich, refusing Supreme Chancellorship of the Otterbach Anchluss


"Conquest? This is not conquest. This the is embracing of our fellow man. He may resist the words of my ancestor, Karl Faust, but he shall be embraced. He may bite and punch and kick, but he shall be embraced. Every city we embrace brings all of Thera closer together. And one day, God willing, all Thera will be united, Avalonian, Slavic, Valiente and Paynal men standing side by side, in universal brotherhood. That is what we are working towards here today"
-Kaiser Alekzander, on the Eve of the Faustian Conquest of the Vatican of the Inquisition.

[IGdood]

I don't speak monkey.

- Anonymous diplomat upon arriving in Uruk territory.

[Gandalf.]

What what?
Avalonian diplomat upon seeing a tribal sycorax warrior

[CommisarCain]

"Now all he needs is a rifle"
-Faustain Diplomat after providing a Ritterbrudder with Faustian Steel Armor

[IGdood]

"Scheisse!!!"

- Faustian Line Infantry caught off guard by a cavalry charge

[The Holy Pilgrim]

"Sir, we're absolutely surrounded!"

"Good! That means we can attack in all directions!"

~A Faustian Soldier reporting to his commander during an ambush