Player quotes

[Sanguinary Guardian]

Go ahead. It's not even my own quote, I got it off of Courage Wolf.

Alright, will do, thanks!

[IGdood]

"Buttkicking for goodness!"
Minsc, a Gaelic berserker (who gets the reference to ******?)

Baldur's Gate?

[Eohelm]

"I'm pistol-whipping the next one of you little shites that says 'shenanigans',"
--Faustian Sergeant to his Lineman Squad.

"The way I see it...the gods are builders. Creators. They are midwives. Farmers. We are the product of their love. Life. So...why would a god want a sword?"
--Valhallan Jarl, when a subject claims his sword is fit for the gods.

"Before you learn how to use a sword, you must first master when to use a sword."
--Avalonian Knight to his personal Squire, on the subject of weapons training.

[The Holy Pilgrim]

"SHENANIGANS!!!"
~Smart Lineman

[Eohelm]

"Ack!"
--Same Lineman during a good pistol-whippin'

[Torvus]

"Iron within, Iron Without, Our Faith is never in doubt!" - Brother Casimir the Ironhanded of the Teutonic Order

[Julianus Flavius]

"Fus ro dah"
Stribjorn the slow, trying to voice-attack a dominion Mshisha-yar, seconds before being torn limb from limb

[Gandalf.]

"Never should of come here!" - Jarl Balgruuf of Valhalla, shortly before impaling a Bon chevaliers intruder.

[IGdood]

"I used to be a Yxorman like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee." - Valhallan Guard

[MrMikey]

"We're going to drive them! We're going to drive them to Aachen!" -Otterbach General, Steinmauer.

[Torvus]

"I used to be a Yxorman like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee." - Valhallan Guard

"You make one more comment about me fiddling with locks or you taking an arrow in the knee, and I'm going to flay you alive and wear your skin for a cloak." - Future Kong Rothgaard Bluetooth

[IGdood]

"You see those warriors from the Tahar? They have curved swords. CURVED. SWORDS." - Surprised Valhallan Guard

[Gandalf.]

"Go fiddling with any locks around here and we're going to have a REAL BIG...... PARTY."
-Thieving privateer, commenting upon his apprentice breaking into the Vatican vault.

[CommisarCain]

"Uruk armor eh? Crude, ugly and strong, just like those who forged it"
-Valhallan guard

[Gandalf.]

"I will kill them, destroy them, burn their cities, take their lands, and steal their women. I will do this, I give you my word, and my word is Iron!" - Constantius Caesar, addressing his legions before the Romuli conquest of the Faustian Reich.

[Conchubhair]

"Queue's stalled sire, you must construct additional pylons" - Faustian Adviser

"This here is our land! All your base are belong to us!" Gaelic Barbarians first time speaking English to the headless Avalons

[Conchubhair]

"Blah an arrow to the 'knee' that never stopped no Fuastian Guard, we just need to stand in line and shoot...." Fuastian merchant talking to Valhallan guard

"so an Urak walks into a bar... awch!" Common Romuli joke

"heh... East Faustian Woman... they're Hairier than a Ly can and bigger than Mummuc!"

[ggggtotalwarrior]

"I'm pistol-whipping the next one of you little shites that says 'shenanigans',"
--Faustian Sergeant to his Lineman Squad.

"The way I see it...the gods are builders. Creators. They are midwives. Farmers. We are the product of their love. Life. So...why would a god want a sword?"
--Valhallan Jarl, when a subject claims his sword is fit for the gods.

"Before you learn how to use a sword, you must first master when to use a sword."
--Avalonian Knight to his personal Squire, on the subject of weapons training.

First 1, Super Troopers?

"What's that restaurant you like?"
"Which, Shenanigans?"
""

-Faustian linemen

[Eohelm]

First 1, Super Troopers?

"What's that restaurant you like?"
"Which, Shenanigans?"
""

-Faustian linemen

Actually, yeah. Good job for catching that one. All three of those are partially based on a quote I've heard somewhere.

I gotta come up with something a bit more on the original side. We see a lot of jokingly copied quotes here. But it's rad.

"I am Tahar, the Tahar of the Tahar Caliphate."
"Sounds like a mouthfull."
--A conversation between the Tahar leader and a Faustian Diplomat.

[CommisarCain]

"Gold, gold, gold, gold gold! Wondeful Gold! Beuatiful Gold! Gold, gold, gold, gold..."

-Anthem of the League of Privateers