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    Default Medieval times were perverted

    I mean just look at this:
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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    I'm assuming you're using my LLP sub-mod?
    Not sure if there's any way I can prevent things like that from happening, though.

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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    Roleplay it as an arranged marriage.

    And consider using the resize feature of imageshack. It works great:
    http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4387/wtfof.jpg

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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    well that's not quiet as bad as my 7 year old heir marrying the 21 year old Novogodian princess.... and then they have a kid 5 year later.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    Quote Originally Posted by RollingWave View Post
    well that's not quiet as bad as my 7 year old heir marrying the 21 year old Novogodian princess.... and then they have a kid 5 year later.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Lucky fellow

    Quote Originally Posted by bane_tw View Post
    Roleplay it as an arranged marriage.

    And consider using the resize feature of imageshack. It works great:
    http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4387/wtfof.jpg
    Thats what I would do. Assuming the event above did not occur

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    Isn't 5 years old the time when girls have cooties?

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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    Girls had cooties up until I was like 12 lol....Anyways this is one reason I why I stopped using the LLP mod :-( great idea though


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    Quote Originally Posted by strife1013 View Post
    Girls had cooties up until I was like 12 lol....Anyways this is one reason I why I stopped using the LLP mod :-( great idea though
    You don't have to accept marriage proposals at 5, you know

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    How can I say no?!? No I'm kidding, one thing that really got me was my 6 year olds would take over governing over my Emperor, that's a no go for me right there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by strife1013 View Post
    How can I say no?!? No I'm kidding, one thing that really got me was my 6 year olds would take over governing over my Emperor, that's a no go for me right there.
    Have you ever played or read the story for WoW? The Prince is like, 8?

    But the King is gone and when he comes back for a short period of time, the Prince still remains in control the entire time. This is because only the Prince knows "the jist" of things in the capital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strife1013 View Post
    How can I say no?!? No I'm kidding, one thing that really got me was my 6 year olds would take over governing over my Emperor, that's a no go for me right there.
    They probably had higher chivalry and/or great tutors
    That's when I just send another general to govern instead, or if still possible, send them to a different settlement.

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    Ya, I understand why it happens I just don't like it. Constantinople is the city I have all my character's 'born' in, ripe in history! I always have my faction leader the governor there, they have the best traits and makes the most money.


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    Lucky fellow
    When i was 7 im not sure i would have had any idea what to do if a 21 year old russian princess walked into my room naked and i think now id probably be a bit suprised
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    strife1013, i had absolutely the same situation, and i also was THE BYZANTINES!!!!!!1111111, and the city where kids would take emperor over, was also CONSTANTINOPLE!!!!!!!!!111111111one

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattgoby View Post
    When i was 7 im not sure i would have had any idea what to do if a 21 year old russian princess walked into my room naked and i think now id probably be a bit suprised
    not that I would have done it, but at age 7 I knew EXACTLY what girls and boys could do.... thanks to certain magazines in the forest....

    OT: I feel that because of the marriage glitch, maybe raise the coming of age to 10 at least... and raise the age difference for marriage from -15 to -5....

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    lol I didn't know what was wrong until I saw the age, was like WTF LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medkirtys View Post
    strife1013, i had absolutely the same situation, and i also was THE BYZANTINES!!!!!!1111111, and the city where kids would take emperor over, was also CONSTANTINOPLE!!!!!!!!!111111111one
    Yup which is why i don't use it. Don't get me wrong the mod is an awesome idea just needs fine tuning, although I don't know if that issue can be fixed (i.e. hard coded) I suppose you can cheat and give your faction leader or whoever you want more chilvary or dread to maintain their governorship.


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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    Lol if I was married to a hot rich 18 year old princess when I was seven then I'd have lived a full life by the time I was 15. I'd have everything I ever wanted, sex, money power, children, plus since it's medieval times your wife has to be in the mood whenever you tell her to be. If thats perverted than I must have been pretty messed up before I turned 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irishpsycho View Post
    Lol if I was married to a hot rich 18 year old princess when I was seven then I'd have lived a full life by the time I was 15. I'd have everything I ever wanted, sex, money power, children, plus since it's medieval times your wife has to be in the mood whenever you tell her to be. If thats perverted than I must have been pretty messed up before I turned 10.
    Agreed!

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    Got an AAR for us, Irishpsycho?

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