What would be the result of a physical altercation between Stalin and Trotsky?
Pros and Cons of each:
Trotsky
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Pros:
Seasoned Soldier
Cane
Ability to take forever to die and run around with an icepick in his skull
Ability to seduce younger women
Cons:
High Blood Pressure
Weakened by old age
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Stalin
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Pros:
Epic Mustache
Fights dirty
Had a sword
Con:
Short
Accustomed to telling other people what to do