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    Default The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    Faction Name:
    The Greater Kingdom of Crete


    Government:
    Theocracy

    Family Tree:
    King ManBearPig
    Prince Ulysses
    Prince Opidus

    Military Stats:
    500 Light Infantry- Militia
    500 Heavy Infantry- Militia
    200 Spear Infantry- Militia
    600 Archers- Militia
    0 Light Cavalry
    0 Heavy Cavalry
    0 Chariots
    0 Siege Engines
    0 Siege Ladders
    6 Biremes
    0 Triremes
    0 Quadriremes
    0 Quinqueremes

    Buildings:
    Knossos (Capitol)
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    Wooden Wall
    Church



    Present Economy:

    65%



    Faith Meter:

    5%

    History:

    Long ago, in a place right of the coast of Greece, a civilization was beginning to form. They were known as the Greater Kingdom of Crete, but they have much to learn. Their main Deity is that of a Man-Bull, known as "Man-o-taur" (cheesy, I know, right?). This kingdom foucuses itself mainly on sea trade with the Israelites and the Kingdom of Byzantium. Our civilizations have always traded with one another, and even fought countless battles alongside eachother. Our bond is strong, and it will not be easy to break.

    Historic Events:

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    July 13th, 2010, 9:45 AM (aka 3000BC)- The Greater Kingdom of Crete begins
    July 13th, 2010, 10:54 AM- ManBearPig takes the kingdom by force, overthrowing King Theseus and is renamed The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig
    July 14th, 2010, 02:54 PM- A mysterious man riding a black horse arrived in the Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig around the same time a famine struck. It was rumored that it was the Black Rider, but it was dismissed by ManBearPig's 'Council of the Wise'. On the same day, pirates with a sizable force attacked the Kingdom's merchant ships. King ManBearPig didn't allow this, so he sent Pericles, his best admiral, to deal with the problem.

    August 14th, 2010, 7:30 AM- After a short time of rule, ManBearPig was contacted by the "Higher Authorities", and thus, forced to leave the planet to finish more important matters.

    Last edited by The Holy Pilgrim; August 14, 2010 at 07:31 PM.

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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of Crete

    OH MAH GAWDZ
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    I know! My beloved Crete is in the rule of ManBearPig! All shall dispare and flee in terror of his mighty wrath!

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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    i got to say, it should work better then the minotaur
    odi et amo quare id faciam fortasse requiris / nescio sed fieri sentio et excrucior


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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    So, are you also trade partners with Lacedaemon, or are you at war with them (I am talking like a sith lord "If you're not with me, you're my enemy!")?

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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    Patience young one, he hasn't been on today yet, he doesn't even know you're playing
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    Sorry, I am anxious to get going, though (and I asked because, historically, Crete had strong ties with Sparta, but was practically an enemy of all the other greeks).

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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    Quote Originally Posted by Agammemnon View Post
    historically, Crete had strong ties with Sparta, but was practically an enemy of all the other greeks).
    His faction is lead by ManBearPig, and we're going to be battling angels and demons. I'm sure he'll agree to trade with you, but historical alignments are irrelevant to this game

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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    True

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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    Of course, you can use historical things to inspire your actions, just don't count on them to necessarily be true or work out as they did historically in this particular game.

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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    Yes, now that I think about it, if it was completly historical, that would defeat the purpose of playing, as everyone would know what will happen.

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    Default Re: The Greater Kingdom of ManBearPig

    ~A Diplomatic Mission~



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    Sailing from the mouth of the Nile river into the Mediterranean sea, a small Dhow made its way towards the island of Crete. For a nation of land dwellers unaccustomed to sailing,setting sail into open sea was an accomplishment all in its own. With borrowed technology from their foes the Saleh people have just begun taking advantage of the bounties of the open water. Docking into the port of Knossos, never have the Cretan people met individuals from the Saleh race, the Dhow's crew were uncertain to the reception they would receive, their dark skins and strange clothing immediately attracted a crowd . A messenger nonetheless made his way to the palace of ManBearPig and delivered a message.



    "I bring a letter from Nkosi Degasi MaTsongazeratayaya!"

    To the Great King ManBearPig
    Forgive me, for not having taken the pleasure of meeting you in the flesh, but the idea of enduring the difficulties of sailing the Mediterranean ocean, sounds as pleasing as having one's flesh gored by a rampaging elephant. Accept my deepest respect to you and and your wealthy Kingdom, though our two race have just met, your nation's trading affluence has reached my ears. I humbly ask you to grace my people and I with the profound honor of becoming a mutual trade partner with you

    Signed:
    Nkosi Degasi MaTsongazeratayaya
    OOC: Writing to ManBearPig sounds funny

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