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[M D]

Funny joke

[General Brewster]

Not a joke actually it's a movie reference
Ah well you can't know it all of course.

[M D]

Of course I know it. Although I bet I know a more obscure movie its from than you

[General Brewster]

I won't concur that.
Though I have seen that before.

[Legio]

CITIZEN PASAN will now enter the Curia. He shall not be wanting for food or drink; he shall receive adequate clothing as well as a discretionary fund for dress-wear; he will be cool in the summer and warm in the winter, and indeed no material comfort will be denied him. For he has been born of LEGIO in a miraculous and immaculate conception, one that has both astounded and amazed all the greatest scientists of our day, causing them to announce the dawn of a new era of man.

[Inarus]

Pretty sure Immaculate Conception is only possible where the parent is female and the child is also female, something you want to tell us Legio?

[Legio]

Just as this flawless creation was executed without procreation, it was brought forth with no bodily pain; indeed, PASAN sprung fully formed from the penetrating gaze of Legio, at the spot where he was looking.

[General Brewster]

Soon my new son shall arive.


Or not like the last one

[Obi Wan Asterix]

CITIZEN PASAN will now enter the Curia. He shall not be wanting for food or drink; he shall receive adequate clothing as well as a discretionary fund for dress-wear; he will be cool in the summer and warm in the winter, and indeed no material comfort will be denied him. For he has been born of LEGIO in a miraculous and immaculate conception, one that has both astounded and amazed all the greatest scientists of our day, causing them to announce the dawn of a new era of man.

Ahh the welfare state maketh up for those that carry the hairy bum gene of Legio

[Legio]

Indeed, there will be no COFFEE-FETCHING or LATRINE DUTY for those who are afflicted by this relation.

[M D]

HE DID NOT SAY TEA!

Why hello there Pasan, Early Gray, BLACK

[Ngugi]

CITIZEN PASAN will now enter the Curia. He shall not be wanting for food or drink; he shall receive adequate clothing as well as a discretionary fund for dress-wear; he will be cool in the summer and warm in the winter, and indeed no material comfort will be denied him. For he has been born of LEGIO in a miraculous and immaculate conception, one that has both astounded and amazed all the greatest scientists of our day, causing them to announce the dawn of a new era of man.

I've heard about Scientific Breaktroughs, but this only make the warning signals go red alert of Scientific Regression o.0

Can't imagine nothing but a Gremlins reproduction however; did you finally take a shower Legio? Don't feed PASAN after midnight folks!
Oh, and I don't envision any Mogwai here, only the proud father hairy á la wolly mammut

[General Brewster]

Some Coca Cola will do Legio
At least I know who stole him from me now

[Påsan]

And thus, Pasan son of LEGIO finally found his way to the CVRIA. He was most relived that the finer points of the English tea industry was something he did not have to endure at the moment.

[Inarus]

Welcome and don't you worry, that moment is over and you can now fetch me a nice warm mug, don't overdo the milk please

[Diamat]

HAHAHA!

[Leonidas The Lion]

Another joins the RPG.

[spartan_warrior]

Well, I guess I should post here to say greetings to all my fellow citizens, having newly joined your ranks. I have been lurking around this site for many years now, I just don't post all to often. But now I've got my citizenship... a big thanks to Brewster for thinking me worthy

[General Brewster]

My Son Welcome !
May we shiver the Curia for long time of days !

I'm so proud

[Legio]

How did he smuggle you off Sphacteria?!