New Citizens Post Here

[Okmin]

Agree with Gunny.

[ForteS]

That one is for Caesar, go look for one to you if you wish so.

[Obi Wan Asterix]

Something I kept from my time in hex and it's porn stash:

[MasterBigAb]

Oh dear....what direction is this taking

[Omnipotent-Q]

ignores animal porno

Sir Azog and Sir Digby! Watch your back round these dusty halls - there is the odd Discovery Channel voyeur or two you could accidentally bump into on your travels! I always have to keep a look out - always ready to pounce from danger should a jump from the shadows.

[Obi Wan Asterix]

ignores animal porno

Sir Azog and Sir Digby! Watch your back round these dusty halls - there is the odd Discovery Channel voyeur or two you could accidentally bump into on your travels! I always have to keep a look out - always ready to pounce from danger should a jump from the shadows.

I would append with a scarface quote or two but none fit within the generous constraints of the ToS

[ForteS]

next candidate...

He's a monster! He's a monster!


He doesn't deserve to be citizen, he should be banned

[M D]

I don't even know how I got here

[ForteS]

Once you get in there's no way out

[Finch]

welcome fresh meat!

[♔Sir Digby Chicken Caesar♔]

Hello my son, welcome, make your self at home

Ty Sensei

[Daily]

Hey!

I'm new!

[Legio]

Good to see you here, Daily.

[Fight!]

Am I in the Symposium or the Coliseum?

[ForteS]

Hey!

I'm new!

Hello there

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[AJStoner]

Hello! I greet you all with a formal ballade in honor of this momentous occasion.

Good folk who hail from near and far,
Come hear a tale of savagery!
Of decadence and the bizarre,
Of weirdness in the first degree;
A song of vice and felony
For drunkards to take-up and sing.
And so I call on all of thee:
All hail the mighty Bastard King!

At dawn, beneath the morning star,
The blue moon at its apogee,
Behind a dark and seedy bar
Was born a strange anomaly.
A man of fractured frequency,
Of guile and bedeviling;
A truly twisted entity:
All hail the mighty Bastard King!

The drunken, whoring avatar
Of madness and debauchery,
He both roams wide and ranges far
To sow the seeds of anarchy.
Come put aside your drudgery,
It’s time to get a' capering.
Drink-up without apology:
All hail the mighty Bastard King!

Envoy

Gentlemen, ladies fair, come see
A wild of world reveling!
Come party with impunity:
All hail the mighty Bastard King!

* * *

There; hopefully now you will be a bit more careful about who you let in. Live & Learn!

A.J.S.

[Legio]

Holy crap, that's an entrance.

[Daily]

What have I gotten myself into...?

[Omnipotent-Q]

Hey!

I'm new!

Daily!111!!11!!!!!55%

good sir to the SYMPOSIVM....or better known in English, as the dog shooting, cat pestering side of the forum!

Hello! I greet you all with a formal ballade in honor of this momentous occasion.

Good folk who hail from near and far,
Come hear a tale of savagery!
Of decadence and the bizarre,
Of weirdness in the first degree;
A song of vice and felony
For drunkards to take-up and sing.
And so I call on all of thee:
All hail the mighty Bastard King!

At dawn, beneath the morning star,
The blue moon at its apogee,
Behind a dark and seedy bar
Was born a strange anomaly.
A man of fractured frequency,
Of guile and bedeviling;
A truly twisted entity:
All hail the mighty Bastard King!

The drunken, whoring avatar
Of madness and debauchery,
He both roams wide and ranges far
To sow the seeds of anarchy.
Come put aside your drudgery,
It’s time to get a' capering.
Drink-up without apology:
All hail the mighty Bastard King!

Envoy

Gentlemen, ladies fair, come see
A wild of world reveling!
Come party with impunity:
All hail the mighty Bastard King!

* * *

There; hopefully now you will be a bit more careful about who you let in. Live & Learn!

A.J.S.

Have I mentioned you should bring your writing awesomeness to the Scriptorium writing competition?. Very nice ballade! to the metaphorical dark side AJ!

[Okmin]

I'll spare the guy from the strange animal pictures and just say hi