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[Twitchy]

What would Jesus do? I think he will be with his homies drinking beer and have a big *** ball of weed what about you think Jesus would do when or if he comes back.

[First Crusader]

Establish heaven on earth.

[Last_Crusader]

He'd have a nervous breakdown after reading The da Vinci Code.

[Erik]

Convert to Islam.

[lionskin]

Be angry, for the 2000 yrs of humans exploiting his name.

[Justinian]

Be incredibly disappointed.

[First Crusader]

Be incredibly disappointed.

Not really. Considering what we did to him on his last visit, I think he already knows we're sinners! :laughing:

[{H0sPiTalLeR}]

Probably wished he never bothered...

[Emperor Dimitricus]

erm...lets see. because of him, we have had the greatest empire (romans) turn christian, and helped bring about their demise, christian crusades which cost the life of millions, terrorism in Ireland between protestants and catholics, king henry 8th go on a mad one cos he wasnt allowed to get a divorce (cos of christian rules) whihc meant rape and pillage of monastaries...and lots of other massacres and wars.
i dont think he'll want to show his face again, or crucifiction would seem like a massage compared to what would happen to him this time around...

[First Crusader]

erm...lets see. because of him, we have had the greatest empire (romans) turn christian, and helped bring about their demise, christian crusades which cost the life of millions, terrorism in Ireland between protestants and catholics, king henry 8th go on a mad one cos he wasnt allowed to get a divorce (cos of christian rules) whihc meant rape and pillage of monastaries...and lots of other massacres and wars.
i dont think he'll want to show his face again, or crucifiction would seem like a massage compared to what would happen to him this time around...

Ah yes. The world lived in pagan bliss and peace until those wicked Christians came and introduced war and evil.

[{H0sPiTalLeR}]

Ah yes. The world lived in pagan bliss and peace until those wicked Christians came and introduced war and evil.

LOL!! If you think about it, thats rather true! Have you ever read "the Warlord Chronicles" by Bernard Cornwell FirstCrusader? When reading those books, you almost feel as if Christianity is the "bad guy" of the whole story!

[Emperor Dimitricus]

Ah yes. The world lived in pagan bliss and peace until those wicked Christians came and introduced war and evil.

no no no, people were killing eachother all the time anyway. cos they were stupid. but jesus came along and gave more people reason to kill, and in larger numbers.

[First Crusader]

LOL!! If you think about it, thats rather true! Have you ever read "the Warlord Chronicles" by Bernard Cornwell FirstCrusader? When reading those books, you almost feel as if Christianity is the "bad guy" of the whole story!

Actually, no I haven't.

There was war, poverty, hatred, imperialism, and prejudice since the time of the monkey men.

Actually, the church was the only citadel of learning and science during the Dark Ages. If Christianity had never come around, we might still be sitting around campfires worshipping trees.

[Emperor Dimitricus]

if christianity hadnt come around, the romans wouldnt have become a bunch of pussies. and they might have even beaten back the barbarians.
also, dont forget that the middle east and the far east were technoligally advanced, and neither was christian.
cmon, what have the christians EVER done for us?

[First Crusader]

[QUOTE=Emperor Dimitricus]if christianity hadnt come around, the romans wouldnt have become a bunch of pussies.[/QUOTE

They were ALREADY pussies when Christianity was legalized. That is why they had to rely on Barbarian mercenaries so much.

] and they might have even beaten back the barbarians.

Not a chance in Hell.

also, dont forget that the middle east and the far east were technoligally advanced,

I am not sure what that has to do with us.

and neither was christian.

Our technological level is much higher than it would have been without the Medieval Church and its preservation of ancient manuscripts.

cmon, what have the christians EVER done for us?

If it weren't for the Christians, we would be writing these posts in Arabic... on pieces of papyrus

You think war has ANYTHING to do with religion? Man has the instinct to spread his genes through conquest. It's an evolutionary trait.

[Dr. X]

Actually, no I haven't.

There was war, poverty, hatred, imperialism, and prejudice since the time of the monkey men.

Actually, the church was the only citadel of learning and science during the Dark Ages. If Christianity had never come around, we might still be sitting around campfires worshipping trees.

Right. Only because the church created the dark ages.


What the hell, at least now we are cutting down the trees before we worship them as crosses

[First Crusader]

[QUOTE]

Right. Only because the church created the dark ages.

I didn't know Oadaecer the Barbarian was a churchman . Do you seriously believe the barbarians wouldn't have taken Rome if everybody was still pagan?

What the hell, at least now we are cutting down the trees before we worship them as crosses

We don't worship crosses you idiot. The cross is just a symbol, like the fish. The early Christians used the fish as their symbol, but they didn't worship it.

Icon worship developed later, much to the displeasure of many church authorities. The struggle to get rid of it continues up to this day.

[MoROmeTe]

I think Jesus would battle it out with Satan (South Park style...)

[First Crusader]

I think Jesus would battle it out with Satan (South Park style...)

I think the final coming of Jesus will be like the final battle in "Paradise Lost". Jesus will just sweep all of the bad guys away back into Hell without breaking a sweat.

[Bwaho]

There was war, poverty, hatred, imperialism, and prejudice since the time of the monkey men

What's this? a christian not supporting the creationists!? you will burn in hell, forever and evah and evah!