Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

[Dust be in Thy Mouth, Infidel!]

Can you pm that ? Dunno whatever it was and I'm curious.

Me too.

[Linosa]

LOL

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: i want this to be a weird convo so i can post it on a random internet forum
You: so if u just start saying weird back
You: ill be fine
Stranger: wanna get naughty?
You: okay ?
You: okay
You: i walk to you
Stranger: m/f?
You: and shove my call of duty disc in your ass
You: mmmh
You: lick my manual
You: the mp5 is such a BIG gun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. Pink]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Awright

Stranger: How are u?

You: Pretty tired after that furious masterbating session I just had.

You: You?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ascarona]

Me too.

Don't, for the love of Science DON'T!

[Prof.Moriarty]

Thank you family guy

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: have you hard about the word

Stranger: asl

Stranger: what word?

You: you have not hard about the word

Stranger: what word?

You: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

EDIT:11 people are victim of surfin bird

And just a fun quote from someone:

I don't want triceratops king, I WANT MCBRONTOSAURUS!"

[Ghoul_Sunday]

Don't, for the love of Science DON'T!

i thought it was funny, i laughted my as off


if anyone wants to know:

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there was an image from a webcam where two people were laying on each other, or something like that, and i guess they were having sex, either way it was very funny

[BemusedHorse]

You: CRANE

Stranger: Stephen?

You: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FIR

Stranger: Who am I working for?

Stranger: What do you mean?

You: DON'T ME AROUND CRANE

You: TELL ME

You: NOWW!

Stranger: Sorry...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Marshy]

Me too.

Me too please

[Ascarona]

Me too please

You don't understand, it was horrible .

[Marshy]

You don't understand, it was horrible .

That is what makes me want to see it!

[webMaster412160]

Me too please

there was an image from a webcam where two people were laying on each other, or something like that, and i guess they were having sex, either way it was very funny

convo:

You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: male ?

You: female ?

Stranger: female

You: O cool

You: I am a male

You: I mean shemale

You: ^^

Stranger: well that does not work then, I don't want anything with a dick

[Legionary Jezza]

Ok whoever wants to see the pic post here payment in rep

-Evil

[Dust be in Thy Mouth, Infidel!]

Maybe I should go on webcam, and when I see a girl, say..
So...
How are you?
Obviously, you're feeling great
What a stunner you are
Me..
Every time I see someone like
You, I find it hard not to
Oggle at
Ur face.
Really, it's quite a problem.
Them
Internet stalkers aren't
That
Subtle

[Us Kids Know]

I've gained three girls msn addresses. Most guys on here disconnect as soon as you they relise they ain't getting tits haha.

And I would rep but I'm on my iPod.

[Legionary Jezza]

Testing it now mate.

-Evil

[Petrov]

Stranger: HEY

You: I am a Russian Scientist and I need your help!


Stranger: ok

You: My lab is being atacked and I need this code tto get to moscow!

You: 5556678132

Stranger: well your in luck

You: Please the fate of the world is on your hands!

You: oh god there coming, bye I need to go!

Stranger: for only 7 easy payments of 19.99 i can help you

You: I am back, I fended it of, WTF THE WORLD IS IN YOUR SHOULDERS!

You: and I need to pay you

Stranger: its in my shoulders?

You: screw zis, there must be someone else on Omegle that will help

Stranger: nope

Stranger: im all there is

You: I am russian, we have english okay

Stranger: i know you do

Stranger: because your inferior to us

You: , wherees your address, I will send it

You: Jesus christ, wheres my perse

Stranger: 123 go yourself ave

You: ok, 123 go F yaself avenue

You: is 5that right

Stranger: yes

You: I need to find and envelope!

You: Umm to secs

[Legionary Jezza]

Maybe I should go on webcam, and when I see a girl, say..
So...
How are you?
Obviously, you're feeling great
What a stunner you are
Me..
Every time I see someone like
You, I find it hard not to
Oggle at
Ur face.
Really, it's quite a problem.
Them
Internet stalkers aren't
That
Subtle

Dont work

-Evil

[Dust be in Thy Mouth, Infidel!]

Keep trying eveljizza.

[Legionary Jezza]

maybe i should try tossing off in front of the camera

-Evil

[Dust be in Thy Mouth, Infidel!]

"I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours"