You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: (Your turn)
You: So....
You: What's up?
Stranger: its half past 3 am- what should be up?!?
Stranger: trying to sleep but cant
You: Apparently you are lol
Stranger: yeah, true
You: It's 9:30 here
You: pm
Stranger: so youre far in east
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then west
You: USA
Stranger: my first question to all us-citiziens:
Stranger: whom did you elect?
You: I wasn't able to vote last election.
Stranger: ah- a tenie
Stranger: interesting how simple it is to find out things about people
You: Where do you hail from?
Stranger: from my favorite chair in front of my screen
You: This chair is kind of annoying
Stranger: possible
You: leather sucks in the summer
Stranger: its not made from leater
Stranger: of~
Stranger: or whatever
You: you're the first person that wasn't some pedo
Stranger: who said I'm not? Maybe I'm a the best?
You: 18 here, so technically it's not
You: u fail
Stranger: *puh*
Stranger: *wishing away sweat of fear*
Stranger: Should I tell you a secretß
You: you're german?
Stranger: I H-A-T-E talking to children
Stranger: they're so---- umh- stupid
You: I agree
Stranger: goodboy
You: I killed a child yesterday
You: a baby
Stranger: why?
You: it was being dumb
Stranger: that's the only reason?
Stranger: If it would have screamed- ok
You: it didn't know the square route of 600390239
Stranger: but
Stranger: 99% of all children are dumb...
You: How many fingers am I holding up
Stranger: even not me's able to solve that....
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 12
You: damn
You: so, how'd you find this omegle
Stranger: well, I typed "horrible
" into google
Stranger: and that was the 1st hit
You: i found on some forum full of people who spew
including the link to this site
Stranger: Do you belive- the breath of my cat's smelling like Whiskas!
You: what brand?
Stranger: same contain of Information than your sentences
You: what?
You: how many nazis are there in finland?
Stranger: Idk- never been in Rendeer#s home
Stranger: guess less than in USA
You: Russia has more
You: ironically
Stranger: russia has a right to own some few nazis- they were terrorized by red flag nearly 100 years
You: i agree
You: how about israeli nazis
Stranger: they have much- all around their boarders
You: damn, I'm not sure what the
I should talk about
Stranger: so many themes to talk about
Stranger: Israel was a good thing
Stranger: I found out sth
Stranger: you know that damn Hitler's guilty for middle east-conflict?
You: USA is just as guilty
Stranger: If he wont have sweeped out them
Stranger: the jews would never have left europe
Stranger: would be beloved neighbors today
Stranger: and the moslems wont have such a huge reason to hate them
You: we just approved 200 million for some israeli missle defense system. almost every representative vote yes in the house. When it comes to our own
economy no one can agree but everyone is willing to pitch in for our little ally
You: free money for israel
Stranger: yeah right
Stranger: but imagine
Stranger: Israel never would have been foundet without him
You: this is true
Stranger: soo-
Stranger: he's guilty
Stranger: they all would have stayed in Krakowor BWroclaw or however
You: blame poland
Stranger: poland?
Stranger: no
You: i wasn't serious
Stranger: poland didn't existed
Stranger: ah
You: Is it true that Polish people are the Mexicans of Europe?
Stranger: define "Mexicans"
You: Border jumpers
Stranger: well, no
Stranger: there are no boarders in europe anymore
You: Damn EU
Stranger: like between - err-- texas & the state in north of it
You: I just read somewhere that Polish where the "Mexicans" of Europe as a joke.
Stranger: when there were boarders, a decade ago, yew
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but nowdays
Stranger: ucrainian ppl are the jumpers
You: i see
Stranger: next decade
You: i still haven't figuere out where you are from
Stranger: it wopuld be the russians
Stranger: or
Stranger: they are too prousd to
Stranger: proud
You: where are you from?
Stranger: moms belly
You: can't even give me a country?
Stranger: Europe
You: America sucks. The only thing good is guns
Stranger: Idk. Never been in Home of BK
You: i used to work at bk.
You: i never ate that
You: and i deffinately wont ever
You: after that
Stranger: BK's better than McD
Stranger: I love Crispy chicken
Stranger: Do you know "PUlp Fiction"?
You: heard of it, i've never seen it though
Stranger: sad
Stranger: an hole of Education, dude
Stranger: Well, what i wanted to say was
Stranger: at Pulp fiction
Stranger: there's a scene
Stranger: where the men eat a burger
Stranger: an average burger made by one of that thousands of stores you have for
Stranger: it looks sooo delicius 6 tasty
You: lol
Stranger: in my eyes
Stranger: BURGERS are the REAL "USA"
Stranger: &
Stranger: The only reason for me to visit the states
Stranger: no insulting, no
Stranger: there's much great things I guess
Stranger: but if you ask.
Stranger: "Why would YOU visit USA"
Stranger: I'll answer: eat a real american burger, an huge Hot dog after & let all that flood in a cup of Sprite
You: I like one every once in a while, but I actually don't eat them that much. They're pretty good homemade, but I don't like fast food ones as much. I'm just different I guess.
Stranger: THAT'S USA
Stranger: you know here everything is 2handmade food"
Stranger: 2="
Stranger: one McD in 50 KM
You: I don't eat out much actually
Stranger: one BK in 100 KM
You: i live in the country
Stranger: so
Stranger: if you get hungry on the highway
Stranger: you drive to a rest.
Stranger: and order a meal
Stranger: and wait
Stranger: and wait
Stranger: & wait
Stranger: until the cook finished sleeping...
You: I'm not the average American I guess
You: I've only worked in one
You: haven't ate much of it though
Stranger: you disunderstand
Stranger: I dont like the (capitalistic) am. way of life too
You: Oh
Stranger: but burgers were a great invention
Stranger: That's all I would say
You: I don't like big corporations either
Stranger: type "Corporation" into Google Video search
Stranger: & be shocked....
You: if you want a reall burger, go to a diner or a small restuarant
Stranger: yeah, here in the next big city (200 km away) we have ONE private burger store
Stranger: really dlicius
Stranger: but not that what I've awaited...
You: What's your first language?
Stranger: come on
Stranger: give it up
Stranger: weren't 3x ignoring not enough?
You: what? im confused.
Stranger: you asked 3x about my nationality
Stranger: 3 times I ignored
Stranger: I said "Europe"
Stranger: that's nearly the same as correct as you say "USA"
You: Michigan
Stranger: same size to imagine from where I am
Stranger: ah!
Stranger: Germoney
You: Ich konne spreche ein bisschen
You: es nicht so gut
Stranger: but only a very few
Stranger: 6 faults in 5 words
Stranger: new record
You: i told you it wasn't good
Stranger: the problem is
You: you can't get away with it as much as you can in english
Stranger: you have to stop thinking in your average way
Stranger: turn your mind 180°
You: i know, my grammar is messed up
Stranger: and then it's german
You: it was weird
You: when i tried to learn it
You: the words where easy, but the grammar was hard for me
You: were*
Stranger: YOU (english) say: Where are you from
You: Woher kommst du?
Stranger: we ( german say- translated word by word: From where are you
Stranger: turned 180°
You: I wish I would have continued with German
You: I gave up
Stranger: Did your teacher told you about the noun- sexes-trick?
You: yes
You: I have the basics, it's just been a while
You: since i last spoke it
Stranger: you only have 1 sex- "the"
You: yep
Stranger: we've got 3
Stranger: Der (male)
Stranger: Die (female)
Stranger: Das (neutrum)
Stranger: the trick is:
You: My teacher, Mr. Schlenter was a good teacher, but most of the students already knew basic German and I didn't so he went faster than I could keep up.
Stranger: all NICE things = female
Stranger: all hard, difficult things = male
Stranger: all THINGS (except TIME) = neutrum
You: We actually have a German exchange student.
Stranger: ask him
You: At our school
Stranger: he'll apply
You: At the beginning of this conversation, I thought you'd be another trolling person, so that was why I was all weird.
Stranger: I heared it much
Stranger: but
Stranger: until now
Stranger: i REALLY not understood
Stranger: what's meant with "troll"
Stranger: could you explain please?
You: It's someone who says dumb and funny stuff just to be annoying on the internet. They don't contribute to the conversation at all.
You: I didn't know that English wasn't your first language at first/
You: So I assumed that you where "trolling"
You: It's slang when used in this context (trolling)
Stranger: well----
Stranger: it's late, early better said
Stranger: one last thing
Stranger: I really please you
Stranger: to Videogoogle "Corporation"
Stranger: an canadian Docu will be shown
Stranger: watch it
You: I will
Stranger: watch & be shockes
Stranger: shocked~
You: I need to practice my German too!
Stranger: no need
Stranger: it's a dying language
You: You all know English, right?
Stranger: in some decades in german will be spoken turk
Stranger: if that goes on like today
You: Lol
You: I asked my German friend about that
You: I asked if he knew any Turks and he said, "Too many."
Stranger: I really like them
Stranger: the only fault they have- they cant let go their proudness
Stranger: "Oh I'm member of such a great culture!"
Stranger: and If I ask:
Stranger: Then why you didnt stayed in your great culture?
Stranger: the get quiet
Stranger: but
Stranger: you suddenly are a nazi if you ask such questions....
You: My German friend said he lives an hour away from Amsterdam, so I asked him if he could speak Dutch and he said, "No, it's really annoying."
Stranger: he lied
You: Don't worry about being called Nazi.
Stranger: every german can UNDERSTAND dutch
You: Ha Ha, I knew it!
Stranger: its only a slang of german
You: The grammar is weird though
Stranger: speaking is difficult, I admit
Stranger: but understanding's easy
You: the word order is like english kind of
Stranger: no
Stranger: nono
Stranger: dutch = fgerman vocabulary with english grammar
You: that's what I meant
Stranger: -d
Stranger: dansk is difficult
Stranger: very difficult
Stranger: german grammer with swedish words
You: I listen to a band called Heidevolk and i can understand some of it.
You: yeah, scandanavian languages are hard
Stranger: well- sunrise now
Stranger: I gotta go to bed
Stranger:
You: I'll let you go, then.
You: bye
You: it was nice talking to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.