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Thread: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

  1. #81

    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Linosa View Post
    Dude, what the hell is wrong with you ?
    What, are you the victim?

  2. #82

    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    You: hi
    Stranger: ARE YOU FUN AND INTERESTING TO TALK TO?
    You: no
    Stranger: bye

  3. #83

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    lol short and fun to!!
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  4. #84

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    Is Omegle legal?

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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Name View Post
    Is Omegle legal?
    Naah, they'll hunt you down if you let a convo last longer then 5 minutes.

  6. #86

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    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Stranger: Buttcheeks

    You:
    NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database

    You: caught red handed criminal

    Stranger: Yeah.

    Stranger: I see that.

    You: ring up the line or your going downtown

    Stranger: I'm sorry, I believe someone who worked for the fbi would know the difference between your and you're, but that's just me.

    You: Indeed they would

    You: You're a silly billy young man

    Stranger: Woman, but whatever.

    You: have I passed?

    Stranger: As a retard, yes.

    You: thankyou sir

    You: I RING YOUR PRAISES

    Stranger: I praise myself as well

    You: forigive me for am I just an illiterate little whelp

    You: yes I am

    Stranger: I figured

    You: teacher, may I ask you a question?

    Stranger: Anything for my pupils.

    Stranger: If I would have intercourse with you, a student?

    Stranger: Wow, that's.. that's just.

    Stranger: exactly who I am.

    You: That's wrong good Sir

    You: Very wrong

    Stranger: You can drop the sir part

    You: but I applaud you

    You: but I revere you sir

    Stranger: Yeah, it's just that I'm not a transvestite.

    You: mayhaps I can offer my sincerest apologies my liege?

    Stranger: Indeed you can.

    You: Thankyou now I shan't meet the gallows!

    You: Oh no, not this day

    You: *doffs hat*

    Stranger: Beware, the apacolypse is coming.

    Stranger: Which side are you on?

    You: Murphy's Law has been invoked!

    Stranger: That's a negative law indeed.

    You: 'He who is a grammar nazi shall fall foul of the grammar gestapo himself'

    Stranger: I am not a grammar nazi

    Stranger: ok maybe a little..

    You: Sorry mate, judgement passed

    Stranger: I believe you judged me correctly

    You: I shall now give you your sentence

    Stranger: as I correct everyone's typos

    Stranger: Please do.

    You: DEATH AT THE STAKE

    Stranger: Are you a Jehovah witness or something?

    You: No, just burning is awful fun

    You: Awful fun, hoho

    Stranger: Oh no, you're a satanist.

    Stranger: You're a ......... you.... .listen to Dimmu Borgir

    You: No son

    You: Do not connect to me to such heathen activities

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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    Stranger: asl?

    You: 20 f Aus

    Stranger: 2 m canada

    Stranger: *20

    You: lol 2

    Stranger: ya my bad

    Stranger: so are you horny?

    You: maybe

    Stranger: would we be able to fix that?

    You: if you elaborate we could

    Stranger: well how about if i were there i would eat out your *censored* then *censored* your mouth and *censored*

    You: I think i'll bite it off
    censored like 10 words because of the ToS
    Stranger: LEGIONEER

    You: pssh Gaul warrior
    lol?

    Stranger: Legioneer

    You: gaul warrior

    You: lol
    omg I got him again
    Last edited by Dewy; May 22, 2010 at 11:29 AM.
    Oh no the picture of my dog disappeared!

  8. #88

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    Is Omegle legal?
    IT is, but the people on it aren't.
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  9. #89

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    Just had the epickest convo ever (maybe it's a fellow TWCer?):

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: suck my cock?

    You: sure

    Stranger: thanks.

    You: you're wellcum

    You: see what i did there?

    Stranger: HA! i like you, you're funny.

    You: so... you like boys eh?

    Stranger: ahahahahahaha i'm actually a girl.

    You: i see

    You: a shemale?

    Stranger: yeah.

    Stranger: i have a cock.

    You: like, the bird?

    Stranger: yeah!

    You: awesome

    Stranger: it's called perciville.

    You: i have an ass and a pussy

    You: (a donkey and a cat)

    Stranger: YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE WITTIEST PERSON I'VE MET ON HERE.

    Stranger: you're the bomb.

    You: i know, right?

    Stranger: right.

    Stranger: so, whereabouts you from?

    You: you mean the truth? :p

    You: i'm from the distant country of romania

    Stranger: sure, not that i can tell!

    Stranger: seriously!? i have to visit romania.

    Stranger: and meet some witty peeps.

    You: do it, it's a nice place

    You: and you?

    Stranger: england. borrrring!

    You: nah, england's cool

    Stranger: romania sounds cooler actually.

    You: if you get past the poverty

    Stranger: though england is cool temperature wise.

    You: that's what i meant

    Stranger: aww, don't tell me you haven't eaten today? D:

    Stranger: ohhh, your wittiness shining right on through there!

    You: indeed

    You: i have food

    You: i grow my own animals and stuff

    Stranger: oh good! wow, that's a different take on things.

    You: i was joking

    Stranger: i know you idiot! xD

    You: you don't have to insult me

    Stranger: sorry!! ):

    You: i'm very sensitive

    Stranger: you know i didn't mean it in a mean way!

    Stranger: me too.

    You: of course, silly

    Stranger: i bruise eeeeeasily so be carefulllll when you're teasing meeeee (8)

    Stranger: have you heard that song?

    You: nah, i'm into more classical stuff

    Stranger: oh!

    You: romania's still at the beatles

    Stranger: that's what i don't like :/

    Stranger: WOW!

    Stranger: have you heard of... lady gaga?

    You: lady what?

    You: nah, i know her

    You: she has a penis

    Stranger: yep she does

    Stranger: just like me!

    You: that makes three of us

    Stranger: so your telling me

    Stranger: none of these guys i've seen around actually have dicks?

    Stranger: they are secretly WOMEN?

    You: they all told me they're women

    Stranger: and it's only us three in the world who have dicks!

    Stranger: this is lengendary.

    Stranger: you must be god.

    Stranger: hi god.

    You: i'm an atheist..

    You: so don't you god me

    Stranger: that makes two of us

    You: richard dawkins'akhbar

    Stranger: i wonder if lady gaga doesn't believe in god...

    You: she better be grateful for that penis

    Stranger: maybe she prays every day to keep it in shape/size

    Stranger: i could see her doing that

    Stranger: amongst other things

    Stranger: LOL JK.

    You: she probably makes love to herself

    Stranger: she does

    Stranger: have you heard her song?

    You: she's not all that fit

    Stranger: where half the lyrics are "i touch myself"

    Stranger: makes me sick to the core.

    Stranger: nahhh, though i don't have a valid opinion on girl's fitness, being a girl.

    Stranger: WAIT

    Stranger: I HAVE PENIS POWER.

    You: use your penis to judge her, then

    You: i get a mental image of a dick in a judge robe

    Stranger: that's what you jack off to?

    You: nah

    You: i jack off to asses and pussies

    You: i'm a zoophile

    Stranger: lmao

    Stranger: you're hardcore.

    You: you bet.

    Stranger: i will bet my penis on it.

    You: so you're a girl with a penis

    Stranger: uhuh.

    Stranger: gotta problem?

    You: i... no

    Stranger: good.

    You: do you have a beard too?

    You: on your chin

    You: or jaw

    Stranger: a little one.

    Stranger: on my forehead.

    You: how many eyebrows do you have?

    Stranger: did i mention people avoid me in the street?

    Stranger: six. though it's hard to seperate them.

    You: and nipples?

    Stranger: on my ass.

    Stranger: i'm hot!

    You: you're cool and hot

    You: a thermal anomaly

    Stranger: that is why i am one of the three chosen ones.

    You: me and lady gaga being the other two?

    Stranger: too right bro.

    You: great

    You: we should meet up and have a threesome

    Stranger: that would be hilarious

    Stranger: we wouldn't know what to put where with all the manly bits.

    Stranger: and my nipples on my ass would add to the confusion./

    You: sounds like my kind of game

    Stranger: ahahahahahagagahaha.

    You: i would poke her face

    Stranger: i wouldn't

    Stranger: it might come off

    Stranger: she could be a fullyfledged man under that suit

    You: she isn't very big

    Stranger: ah, but it's a slimming suit.

    Stranger: brb!

    You: you're jacking off?

    You: really sorry dude, got to go

    You: saving this convo

    You have disconnected.

  10. #90
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    This. Is. EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hello

    Stranger: hi

    You: Do you speak Yiddish?

    You: I do not.

    Stranger: umm no

    You: Me neither

    You: What a coincidence

    Stranger: idk

    You: What do you not know?

    Stranger: what do u know

    You: Not Yiddish, that's for sure.

    You: Do you know Yiddish?

    Stranger: wow u know a lot

    Stranger: yepp

    You: Really?!

    Stranger: nope

    You: Oh, you got me! Hahahaha!

    Stranger: i did

    You: Nasty little bugger, you are, hehe.

    You: Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more...

    You: Hello!

    Stranger: huh

    You: That's what she said!

    Stranger: that one wasnt funny

    Stranger: nice try tho

    You: You make baby Jesus cry...

    Stranger: he say u and couldnt stop crying

    Stranger: saw

    You: I see what you did there///

    You: *...

    Stranger: nope

    You: I do not speak Mongolian either.

    You: Not one word of it...

    Stranger: good to know

    You: Why is that?

    Stranger: idc

    You: ?

    Stranger: ur werid

    You: Im werid?

    Stranger: yes

    You: How dare you?!?!?!

    Stranger: what are u going to do about it

    You: *sobs and rus out of the room crying*

    Stranger: finally

    You: So's your mum!

    You: Wait what?

    Stranger: mum?

    Stranger: mom u mean

    You: No, I do not speak the barbaric version of English they speak in North America. In proper English it's mum...

    Stranger: well its mom here

    You: Proper English is British English BTW

    Stranger: im not stupid

    You: I'm not Mongolian

    You: Are you?

    Stranger: no and no one cares

    You: Nobody cares that you are not Mongolian?

    You: I'm not really surprised.

    Stranger: im going to take it that u are a girl

    You: I will not deny that fact, but nore will I confirm it.

    Stranger: u are

    You: *nor

    You: I am what?

    Stranger: a girl

    You: What about a girl?

    Stranger: guys have better come backs than you

    You: Well, screw you!!!

    Stranger: u would

    You: Not really

    Stranger: have fun with ur non life

    Stranger: none

    You: You mean death?

    Stranger: wow some girls have no brain and ur one of them

    You: I love you Jacob marry me!

    Stranger: im a chick stupid

    You: What sort of name for a girl is Jacob?

    Stranger: thats not my name

    You: I'm sure it isn't

    Stranger: think what u want

    You: My name isn't Jacob

    Stranger: sure it isnt

    You: Nor is it Fred

    You: Or george

    You: Or Kim Jong Il

    Stranger: how about fag

    You: Nah, it's Jannet!

    Stranger: what kind of a name is that

    You: It's Mongolian

    Stranger: it sucks

    You: Racist

    Stranger: think what u want

    Stranger: have fun never getting guys im going to leave cuz i have a life

    You: Thank you for giving me permission to think freely

    Stranger: anytime

    You: Goodbye Jacob!

    You: Luv uz!

    Stranger: yeah bye

    You have disconnected.
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    wow + rep goodguy that was a brilliant convo
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    I like this a lot



    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: submissive m seeks 20 or 30-something dominant f.
    You: hmmmmmm
    You: are you interested in buying a nice microwave oven?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    "The desire for safety stands against every great and noble enterprise." Tacitus on Health & Safety
    "Abuse, if you slight it, will gradually die away; but if you show yourself irritated, you will be thought to have deserved it." Tacitus on trolling

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    Code:
    You're now chatting with a  random stranger. Say hi!
    
    Stranger: if ONE MORE  PERSON says SMYT I'm gonna kill myself
    
    You: SMYT
    
    You:  bad luck
    
    Stranger: <BANG>
    
    You:  ouch
    
    Your  conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: hey how old r u?

    You: 18

    Stranger: girl or guy?

    You: male

    Stranger: name?

    You have disconnected.

  16. #96

    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: Hairy, middle aged trucker looking to violate me with a wine bottle?
    You: :O
    Stranger: Lulz.
    You: lol
    Stranger: So....
    You: LOL
    Stranger: OMGWTFBBQ?
    You: ching chong? Ping ping pong???
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  17. #97

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    Stranger: hey
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    You: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN!?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    I made a new German friend:
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: Hello

    Stranger: (Your turn)

    You: So....

    You: What's up?

    Stranger: its half past 3 am- what should be up?!?

    Stranger: trying to sleep but cant

    You: Apparently you are lol

    Stranger: yeah, true

    You: It's 9:30 here

    You: pm

    Stranger: so youre far in east

    Stranger: oh

    Stranger: then west

    You: USA

    Stranger: my first question to all us-citiziens:

    Stranger: whom did you elect?

    You: I wasn't able to vote last election.

    Stranger: ah- a tenie

    Stranger: interesting how simple it is to find out things about people

    You: Where do you hail from?

    Stranger: from my favorite chair in front of my screen

    You: This chair is kind of annoying

    Stranger: possible

    You: leather sucks in the summer

    Stranger: its not made from leater

    Stranger: of~

    Stranger: or whatever

    You: you're the first person that wasn't some pedo

    Stranger: who said I'm not? Maybe I'm a the best?

    You: 18 here, so technically it's not

    You: u fail

    Stranger: *puh*

    Stranger: *wishing away sweat of fear*

    Stranger: Should I tell you a secretß

    You: you're german?

    Stranger: I H-A-T-E talking to children

    Stranger: they're so---- umh- stupid

    You: I agree

    Stranger: goodboy

    You: I killed a child yesterday

    You: a baby

    Stranger: why?

    You: it was being dumb

    Stranger: that's the only reason?

    Stranger: If it would have screamed- ok

    You: it didn't know the square route of 600390239

    Stranger: but

    Stranger: 99% of all children are dumb...

    You: How many fingers am I holding up

    Stranger: even not me's able to solve that....

    Stranger: 7

    Stranger: 5

    Stranger: 8

    Stranger: 12

    You: damn

    You: so, how'd you find this omegle

    Stranger: well, I typed "horrible " into google

    Stranger: and that was the 1st hit

    You: i found on some forum full of people who spew including the link to this site

    Stranger: Do you belive- the breath of my cat's smelling like Whiskas!

    You: what brand?

    Stranger: same contain of Information than your sentences

    You: what?

    You: how many nazis are there in finland?

    Stranger: Idk- never been in Rendeer#s home

    Stranger: guess less than in USA

    You: Russia has more

    You: ironically

    Stranger: russia has a right to own some few nazis- they were terrorized by red flag nearly 100 years

    You: i agree

    You: how about israeli nazis

    Stranger: they have much- all around their boarders

    You: damn, I'm not sure what the I should talk about

    Stranger: so many themes to talk about

    Stranger: Israel was a good thing

    Stranger: I found out sth

    Stranger: you know that damn Hitler's guilty for middle east-conflict?

    You: USA is just as guilty

    Stranger: If he wont have sweeped out them

    Stranger: the jews would never have left europe

    Stranger: would be beloved neighbors today

    Stranger: and the moslems wont have such a huge reason to hate them

    You: we just approved 200 million for some israeli missle defense system. almost every representative vote yes in the house. When it comes to our own economy no one can agree but everyone is willing to pitch in for our little ally

    You: free money for israel

    Stranger: yeah right

    Stranger: but imagine

    Stranger: Israel never would have been foundet without him

    You: this is true

    Stranger: soo-

    Stranger: he's guilty

    Stranger: they all would have stayed in Krakowor BWroclaw or however

    You: blame poland

    Stranger: poland?

    Stranger: no

    You: i wasn't serious

    Stranger: poland didn't existed

    Stranger: ah

    You: Is it true that Polish people are the Mexicans of Europe?

    Stranger: define "Mexicans"

    You: Border jumpers

    Stranger: well, no

    Stranger: there are no boarders in europe anymore

    You: Damn EU

    Stranger: like between - err-- texas & the state in north of it

    You: I just read somewhere that Polish where the "Mexicans" of Europe as a joke.

    Stranger: when there were boarders, a decade ago, yew

    Stranger: yes

    Stranger: but nowdays

    Stranger: ucrainian ppl are the jumpers

    You: i see

    Stranger: next decade

    You: i still haven't figuere out where you are from

    Stranger: it wopuld be the russians

    Stranger: or

    Stranger: they are too prousd to

    Stranger: proud

    You: where are you from?

    Stranger: moms belly

    You: can't even give me a country?

    Stranger: Europe

    You: America sucks. The only thing good is guns

    Stranger: Idk. Never been in Home of BK

    You: i used to work at bk.

    You: i never ate that

    You: and i deffinately wont ever

    You: after that

    Stranger: BK's better than McD

    Stranger: I love Crispy chicken

    Stranger: Do you know "PUlp Fiction"?

    You: heard of it, i've never seen it though

    Stranger: sad

    Stranger: an hole of Education, dude

    Stranger: Well, what i wanted to say was

    Stranger: at Pulp fiction

    Stranger: there's a scene

    Stranger: where the men eat a burger

    Stranger: an average burger made by one of that thousands of stores you have for

    Stranger: it looks sooo delicius 6 tasty

    You: lol

    Stranger: in my eyes

    Stranger: BURGERS are the REAL "USA"

    Stranger: &

    Stranger: The only reason for me to visit the states

    Stranger: no insulting, no

    Stranger: there's much great things I guess

    Stranger: but if you ask.

    Stranger: "Why would YOU visit USA"

    Stranger: I'll answer: eat a real american burger, an huge Hot dog after & let all that flood in a cup of Sprite

    You: I like one every once in a while, but I actually don't eat them that much. They're pretty good homemade, but I don't like fast food ones as much. I'm just different I guess.

    Stranger: THAT'S USA

    Stranger: you know here everything is 2handmade food"

    Stranger: 2="

    Stranger: one McD in 50 KM

    You: I don't eat out much actually

    Stranger: one BK in 100 KM

    You: i live in the country

    Stranger: so

    Stranger: if you get hungry on the highway

    Stranger: you drive to a rest.

    Stranger: and order a meal

    Stranger: and wait

    Stranger: and wait

    Stranger: & wait

    Stranger: until the cook finished sleeping...

    You: I'm not the average American I guess

    You: I've only worked in one

    You: haven't ate much of it though

    Stranger: you disunderstand

    Stranger: I dont like the (capitalistic) am. way of life too

    You: Oh

    Stranger: but burgers were a great invention

    Stranger: That's all I would say

    You: I don't like big corporations either

    Stranger: type "Corporation" into Google Video search

    Stranger: & be shocked....

    You: if you want a reall burger, go to a diner or a small restuarant

    Stranger: yeah, here in the next big city (200 km away) we have ONE private burger store

    Stranger: really dlicius

    Stranger: but not that what I've awaited...

    You: What's your first language?

    Stranger: come on

    Stranger: give it up

    Stranger: weren't 3x ignoring not enough?

    You: what? im confused.

    Stranger: you asked 3x about my nationality

    Stranger: 3 times I ignored

    Stranger: I said "Europe"

    Stranger: that's nearly the same as correct as you say "USA"

    You: Michigan

    Stranger: same size to imagine from where I am

    Stranger: ah!

    Stranger: Germoney

    You: Ich konne spreche ein bisschen

    You: es nicht so gut

    Stranger: but only a very few

    Stranger: 6 faults in 5 words

    Stranger: new record

    You: i told you it wasn't good

    Stranger: the problem is

    You: you can't get away with it as much as you can in english

    Stranger: you have to stop thinking in your average way

    Stranger: turn your mind 180°

    You: i know, my grammar is messed up

    Stranger: and then it's german

    You: it was weird

    You: when i tried to learn it

    You: the words where easy, but the grammar was hard for me

    You: were*

    Stranger: YOU (english) say: Where are you from

    You: Woher kommst du?

    Stranger: we ( german say- translated word by word: From where are you

    Stranger: turned 180°

    You: I wish I would have continued with German

    You: I gave up

    Stranger: Did your teacher told you about the noun- sexes-trick?

    You: yes

    You: I have the basics, it's just been a while

    You: since i last spoke it

    Stranger: you only have 1 sex- "the"

    You: yep

    Stranger: we've got 3

    Stranger: Der (male)

    Stranger: Die (female)

    Stranger: Das (neutrum)

    Stranger: the trick is:

    You: My teacher, Mr. Schlenter was a good teacher, but most of the students already knew basic German and I didn't so he went faster than I could keep up.

    Stranger: all NICE things = female

    Stranger: all hard, difficult things = male

    Stranger: all THINGS (except TIME) = neutrum

    You: We actually have a German exchange student.

    Stranger: ask him

    You: At our school

    Stranger: he'll apply

    You: At the beginning of this conversation, I thought you'd be another trolling person, so that was why I was all weird.

    Stranger: I heared it much

    Stranger: but

    Stranger: until now

    Stranger: i REALLY not understood

    Stranger: what's meant with "troll"

    Stranger: could you explain please?

    You: It's someone who says dumb and funny stuff just to be annoying on the internet. They don't contribute to the conversation at all.

    You: I didn't know that English wasn't your first language at first/

    You: So I assumed that you where "trolling"

    You: It's slang when used in this context (trolling)

    Stranger: well----

    Stranger: it's late, early better said

    Stranger: one last thing

    Stranger: I really please you

    Stranger: to Videogoogle "Corporation"

    Stranger: an canadian Docu will be shown

    Stranger: watch it

    You: I will

    Stranger: watch & be shockes

    Stranger: shocked~

    You: I need to practice my German too!

    Stranger: no need

    Stranger: it's a dying language

    You: You all know English, right?

    Stranger: in some decades in german will be spoken turk

    Stranger: if that goes on like today

    You: Lol

    You: I asked my German friend about that

    You: I asked if he knew any Turks and he said, "Too many."

    Stranger: I really like them

    Stranger: the only fault they have- they cant let go their proudness

    Stranger: "Oh I'm member of such a great culture!"

    Stranger: and If I ask:

    Stranger: Then why you didnt stayed in your great culture?

    Stranger: the get quiet

    Stranger: but

    Stranger: you suddenly are a nazi if you ask such questions....

    You: My German friend said he lives an hour away from Amsterdam, so I asked him if he could speak Dutch and he said, "No, it's really annoying."

    Stranger: he lied

    You: Don't worry about being called Nazi.

    Stranger: every german can UNDERSTAND dutch

    You: Ha Ha, I knew it!

    Stranger: its only a slang of german

    You: The grammar is weird though

    Stranger: speaking is difficult, I admit

    Stranger: but understanding's easy

    You: the word order is like english kind of

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: nono

    Stranger: dutch = fgerman vocabulary with english grammar

    You: that's what I meant

    Stranger: -d

    Stranger: dansk is difficult

    Stranger: very difficult

    Stranger: german grammer with swedish words

    You: I listen to a band called Heidevolk and i can understand some of it.

    You: yeah, scandanavian languages are hard

    Stranger: well- sunrise now

    Stranger: I gotta go to bed

    Stranger:

    You: I'll let you go, then.

    You: bye

    You: it was nice talking to you

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Last edited by Saturn; May 22, 2010 at 10:17 PM.

  19. #99

    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Saturn View Post
    I made a new German friend:
    That is one hell of a convo


  20. #100

    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    This one was funny:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: I'm a very bad girl.

    You: i wasn't aware

    Your conversational partner has disconnected

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