Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

[Cahoma]

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How do you make those things?

Magic.

[Blatta Optima Maxima]

And how do I do magic?

[Cahoma]

Alright, I found the ones I have used on the Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Omegle, which doesn't exist anymore.

ಠ_ಠ is called look of disapproval.

The "HI BILLY MAYS HERE" is just a repost from me on another forum

[Blatta Optima Maxima]

Thank you. You have armed me for trolling!






P.S. Almost forgot.... AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[Kameraden]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey.

Stranger: Asl?

You: I wanna be the very best!

Stranger: That noone ever was

Stranger: *dun dun dun*

You: to catch them is my real test

Stranger: to train them is my cauuuuse

You: POKEMON!!

Stranger: Gotta catch em all

You: I will travel across the land

Stranger: Searching far and wide.

You: Each Pokemon to undestand

Stranger: The power that's inside

You: Pokemon, its you and me

Stranger: I know its my destiny

You: Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend

Stranger: Lolz

Stranger: I gotta go

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Too bad he stopped so soon

[Soothsayer]

Stranger: hi..21/m/US..got free texts?

You: O hai, how is your sex life?

Stranger: funtastic

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: where u frm?

You: Did you know Lisa is soo beautiful, San Francisco

Stranger: okzz great

Stranger: do u have free texts?

You: No, why would you bring that up!?!

Stranger: coz i got freee lol

You: You know, if a whole lot of more people love each other, the world would be a better place.

You: Take your time, fine by me.




EPIC THREAD, rep for op.

[Soothsayer]

Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: asl

Stranger: 21 m and you?

You: f 18

Stranger: and where are you from?

You: Los Angeles

Stranger: cool

Stranger: i am from austria

You: That's in Africa?

Stranger: no in europe

You: Oh sorry.

Stranger: np

You: im blond lol

Stranger:

Stranger: ok so i allready know your hair color, whats about the rest of you?

You: pretty much slim

Stranger: ok

Stranger: what color does your eyes have?

You: green

Stranger: i love green eyes

Stranger: i have dark blond hair and blue eyes btw

You: sounds hot

Stranger: and i am not skinny but also not fat

You: cool

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Jessica

Stranger: Hi jessica, i am steve

You: Jessica Imreallyaguytrolling

Stranger: nice to meet you
Disconnected

but I kinda feel sorry for him

[Baerke Hinn Gauzki]

... Huuuh?? o.o

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sex
Stranger: is bad
You: = Good for you x]
Stranger: for the soul
You: It is?? o.o
Stranger: yup
You: Why!!?? O.O
Stranger: sucks up your soul
Stranger: then god will never forgive you
Stranger: u got that
You: But what if I praise Allah?? o.
Stranger: NEVER
You: o.O
Stranger: well then allah will slap u with a sandal
Stranger: its not worth it
You: .... Hm........... Not even camels??
Stranger: not even a sock
Stranger: or a melon
Stranger: stay safe
You: I see one little flaw in all of this though!!
You: God s us each and every day?? x]
Stranger: but he has a holy penis
Stranger: so its okay
You: Ah.... It's got some kind of protection that keeps everything from slipping out of his penis then I assume..
You: Hm..
You: Is there any similar item for humans?? O.O
Stranger: no
Stranger: there isnot
Stranger: i am very sorry
Stranger: spread the word so every one stays safe
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

['Gunny]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ohai

Stranger: im lookin for horny girl

You: found a horny guy instead

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

['Gunny]

I've been going around wishing everyone a Happy Bastille Day

needless to say I usually get a wat and a disconnect

[Heavy Weapons Guy]

... Huuuh?? o.o

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sex
Stranger: is bad
You: = Good for you x]
Stranger: for the soul
You: It is?? o.o
Stranger: yup
You: Why!!?? O.O
Stranger: sucks up your soul
Stranger: then god will never forgive you
Stranger: u got that
You: But what if I praise Allah?? o.
Stranger: NEVER
You: o.O
Stranger: well then allah will slap u with a sandal
Stranger: its not worth it
You: .... Hm........... Not even camels??
Stranger: not even a sock
Stranger: or a melon
Stranger: stay safe
You: I see one little flaw in all of this though!!
You: God s us each and every day?? x]
Stranger: but he has a holy penis
Stranger: so its okay
You: Ah.... It's got some kind of protection that keeps everything from slipping out of his penis then I assume..
You: Hm..
You: Is there any similar item for humans?? O.O
Stranger: no
Stranger: there isnot
Stranger: i am very sorry
Stranger: spread the word so every one stays safe
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fail, Allah is the same God.

['Gunny]

This is typical of what I am getting today

Stranger: hello asl

You: VIVE LA FRANCE

You: Happy Bastille Day

Stranger: good bye you or modhaa

[Aonghus G. Friedhold]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m or f

You: well it's not quite asl so I'll humor you

You: Male

You: Disconnect imminent?

Stranger: im femaleee,

You: Well that's interesting

Stranger: yes yes it is

You: Certainly disproved my theory about people who ask about gender

Stranger: okay , age?

You: 16

You: Speaking of, I feel like video is intended as a pedo deterrent, but I really don't think I'm comfortable enough with penises (peni?) to use it.

Stranger: ha , im 16

Stranger: as well

You: See, and that's the problem with non-video chatting.

Stranger: i know , rightt

You: For all we know, we're both hairy old men preying on what we think is a 16 year old

Stranger: wow, ima a girl , not a guy. so go take your horny ass , somewhere else , smh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I don't get it.

[Geleco]

You should be nicer to people. Friendship is magic, after all.

[Aonghus G. Friedhold]

What do you mean?

[Soothsayer]

I thought this thread died

[Geleco]

What do you mean?

You clearly hurt that 35 year old man. Bronies have feelings too, you know.

[Soothsayer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: have you heard "up all night?"

You: yeah

Stranger: have you really?

You: yeah

Stranger: who sings it?

You: me and your mom

Stranger: OUCH

Stranger: gross

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Baerke Hinn Gauzki]

Lulz... I love myself sometimes...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i have a foot fetish , i am submissive too , if you're female can i be your foot slave ?
You: Only if you're good at it o.o
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: iam great
You: Gimme proof please.
Stranger: *bows down and kisses your shoes* iam all yours mistress
You: *Slaps your pony with my whip* Oh yes you are, .
Stranger: yes mistress !
Stranger: *kisses your shoes more* i'll do anything for you mistress
You: Herrn* For you.
You: I command you to call me by my correct title.
Stranger: mistress herrn ?
You: No, just Herr or Herrn.
You: Are we clear?
Stranger: yes herrn
Stranger: yes herrn
You: Good.
You: Massage my feet.
Stranger: yes herrn !
Stranger: *takes your shoes off gently and starts rubbing your feet slowly .. pressing my thumbs gently on each and every toe *
You: Have you ever been tried out down there before??
Stranger: i dont understand herrn
You: You understand if you focus your now horny mind a bit.
You: Intelligence turns me on. Think.
Stranger: yes i did
You: I must now depart. Herr = Mr in German, lad.
You: If you wonder.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tom Crooze]

You clearly hurt that 35 year old man. Bronies have feelings too, you know.

Oh ha ha ha ha, very funny.