Stranger: You are just jealous of me
You: Hey there
Stranger: Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
Stranger: So instead of just admitting it
You: are you a gamer?
Stranger: You walk around and say
Stranger: All kinds of really mean things
Stranger: About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
Stranger: But it's only cuz you're
Stranger: Just really jealous of me
Stranger: Cuz I'm what you want to be
Stranger: So you just look like an idiot
Stranger: When you say these mean things
Stranger: Cuz it's too easy to see
Stranger: You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
Stranger: Alright listen, I need you to focus
Stranger: I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
Stranger: We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
Stranger: I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Stranger: Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
Stranger: You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
Stranger: For the next four and a half minutes
Stranger: We are going to explore into your mind
Stranger: To find out why you're so
in' jealous
Stranger: Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Stranger: Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Stranger: Psych, I'm kidding
Stranger: I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
Stranger: Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Stranger: Sir I have a question
Stranger: Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
Stranger: From the moment that I enter into the room
Stranger: It gets all quiet and whispers
Stranger: Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
Stranger: I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
Stranger: Is it just because
Stranger: Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
Stranger: I was going to say something extremely important
Stranger: But I forgot who or what it was, I
ed up
Stranger: Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't
Stranger: That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Stranger: Is that I
ed up ain't it?
Stranger: But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
Stranger: It doesn't take a bunch of takes
Stranger: Or me to stand here in this booth all day
Stranger: For me to say the truth, ok?
Stranger: You're droolin, you have tooth decay
Stranger: Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
Stranger: What the
you eat for lunch
Stranger: A bunch of sweets or something, what?
Stranger: You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
Stranger: Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Stranger: Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Stranger: Yes I do sir, what am I on?
Stranger: You sir are on truth syrum
Stranger: Marshall I'm so jealous of you
Stranger: Please say you won't tell nobody
Stranger: I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
Stranger: That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
Stranger: All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
Stranger: It's my own insecurity!
Stranger: Alright now we, we're going to conduct
Stranger: That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Stranger: Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Stranger: Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
Stranger: Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
Stranger: Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
Stranger: Now look in this mirror, how about now?
Stranger: What do you have in common?
Stranger: You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
Stranger: You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Stranger: Now take my weenie out of your mouth
Stranger: This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
Stranger: I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
Stranger: Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
Stranger: There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Stranger: Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Stranger: Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless
Stranger: Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
Stranger: My point is this
Stranger: That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Stranger: Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is... BLUEBERRYMUFFIN
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