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You: Spawn on island
Stranger: hi
You: Punch trees
Stranger:
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EDIT:
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Stranger: Hi
You: spawn on island
Stranger: Ih
You: punch trees
You: build house
You: run from exploding green penis
Stranger: AH
You: dig for diamonds
Stranger: Is this a text adventure?
You: find more exploding green penis
Stranger: I hate these ing things
Stranger: so boring
You: exploding green penis chase me
Stranger: I can do this too dude
You: exploding green penis blow up lava wall
You: i die
You: i respawn
Stranger: Im all hopped on coke and ready to roll
You: i spawn on island
Stranger: wait
You: i punch trees
Stranger: wait
You: build house
Stranger: wait
You: run from exploding green penis
Stranger: No i lost it
You: g2g
Stranger: Yay
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Last edited by DaLeGiOnArY; April 01, 2011 at 06:05 AM.
Proud creator of the original describe the person above you thread in '09.
Also proud ragequitter.
+1 internets.
(P.S. i beat qwop once.)
Proud creator of the original describe the person above you thread in '09.
Also proud ragequitter.
Talk to strangers!
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You: THANK YOU FOR CALLING U.S. PRIME CREDIT MY NAME PEGGY!
Stranger: What the hell can anyone on here be serious?????
You: Yes!
Stranger: Your a dumbass......
You: Yes!
Stranger: im going to kill you
You: Ohhhh I give you big trucker cap,make you look good for ladies!
Stranger: later
You: Happy Time!!
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was having a great talk on influence of Monomer sequence distribution on the Infared spectra of Styrene copolymers with this guy, until
Stranger: so what do u look like?
Oh, Omegle...
EDIT: full convo
Stranger: hi 20 male California
You: 17 female Rhode Island
You: Hi
Stranger: im
Stranger: matt
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: Laura, same
Stranger: whats up?
You: You at USC?
Stranger: nah lol
You: not in school?
Stranger: no im in college
Stranger: just not USC
You: (i know there is more than just USC, just the way you said it )
Stranger: yeah lolz
Stranger: high school for u?
You: Yea
Stranger: senior?
You: Though Im graduating soon so... yay
Stranger: niceee!
Stranger: must feel good
You: Such a burden to be lifeted
You: lifted8
Stranger: yup!
Stranger: u going to college next year?
You: Yep
You: though where i dont know yet
You: get my letters soon though
Stranger: cool, what are ur options?
You: I applied for USC, thinking about a florida school too, and a few others here and there
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: good luck!
You: thanks
You: what is your major?
Stranger: chemical engineering
Stranger: what do u want to do?
You: Political Science
Stranger: oh nice, thats what my brother is doing
You: So cehm engineering, would you know anything about the influence of Monomer sequence distribution on the Infared spectra of Styrene copolymers?
Stranger: im not really familiar why?
Stranger: lol
You: plastics lol
Stranger: yeah thats what i figured
You: Its where the big bucks come from, from what ive seen
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: so what do u look like?
You: Im about 5'8, brown hair, brown eyes lol
Stranger: very nicee
Stranger: do u have a pic?
You: somewhere lol
Stranger: wat?
You: I mean, of course I have pictures of myself lol, but not like.. handy lol
Stranger: oh like none u can send me?
You: Well... let me see
Stranger: ook
Stranger: ?
You: old on lol
Stranger: ook
Stranger: u still there?
You: Yes, uploading one
Stranger: ok cool
You: http://img839.imageshack.us/i/pictureza.jpg/
Stranger: very cute
Stranger: heres me
Stranger: http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._7812549_n.jpg
You: Nice shirt
Stranger: thnks
Stranger: u there?
You: yea, but I need to go
Stranger: ook
You: good luck with your degree
My first experience with this.Stranger: hi thete
You: Congratulations you are my first conversational partner
Stranger: are u from california
You: I am not
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Now to find some fun conversations.
Edit: And my second:
Stranger: hey
You: howdy ho
Stranger:
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Well, that convo didnt last long...Stranger: i want your babies
You: I have 17 kids already, sorry.
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"Suffer not the Unclean to live" I am Honored Brother Malpheuse.
No idea, but this seems a better one...
You: Dont patronise me son!
Stranger: dont tell me how tolive my life!
You: I didnt, im a nija turle.
You: Not ninja.
Stranger: cool story bro, got time to tell it again?
You: No, gotta go the white power meeting.
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"Suffer not the Unclean to live" I am Honored Brother Malpheuse.
A relatively odd conversation that just happened.Stranger: hi
You: howdy ho
Stranger: what time is it where you are
You: it is 09:31 if my little clock is to be believed
You: yourself
Stranger: 131 am
Stranger: but i believe my clock
You: I don't believe mine
You: he dabbles in drugs
You: not to be trusted
You: it just looks.... Shifty
Stranger: theres some great rehab programs id look into if i were you
You: I would however I've never caught him and thus can't prove it
Stranger: its called tough love
You: although he is a drug using clock, he is a smart one
You: but how can I send him away
You: There is a good clock in there somewhere!
You: I just have to find it
You: but how....
You: I beseech you stranger, TELL ME?
Stranger: i know its hard jessica, ive gone through this same thing
Stranger: you just have to buckle down, send him away and know that when he returns, he'll be cured of his addictions
Stranger: and both of you will be better...people/appliances because of it
You: but..
You: but how will I tell the time?
Stranger: shhh shh
Stranger: its going to be ok
Stranger: i promise
You: really?
You: can I come to you for the time?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i have clocks and watches and even cellular telephones that all have the time, precise down to the minute
You: then it is for the best, I must pack him up for rehab and hope he returns a better clock, a fun loving one that enjoyed every milisecond and keeping it perfect
You: this shadow of a once great time piece is chewing me up
Stranger: i know jess, i know
Stranger: you deserve better though, always remember that
You: Can you tell him, Dave?
Stranger: it has to be you
Stranger: he needs to hear it from a loved one
You: Damnit Dave I can't go through with it
You: You have to help me!
Stranger: i will help you
Stranger: ill be here every step of the way
Stranger: for any kind of support and comfort i can offer in these difficult times
You: My life will feel so empty not knowing the time
Stranger: ill be here for you
You: Thank you Dave, I must go pack his bags
Stranger: good luck
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@'Gunny
Seriously d00d, stop doing stuff like that, its really, REALLY creepy.
Drinking does to life what turning the radio up does to a car's engine problems.
-TnC
Unless Gunny is secretly bipolar
when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
but the union makes us strong.
Lol
I think he meant word by the way.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hoho!
You: no you
Stranger: alright.
Stranger: notice how many people on here ask for asl?
Stranger: i consider this pathetic
You: yes
Stranger: i laid into a few of them
Stranger: then noticed i was totally wasting my time
Stranger: so
Stranger: sup?
You: asl? lol
Stranger: sigh
You: seriously nothing, just bored
Stranger: uhuh
You: and you sir?
Stranger: looking for someone interesting on here
Stranger: me?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i suppose i'm looking for a conversation really
Stranger: noone on here matches my level of intelligence, so far i havn't managed to have a decent discussion at all
You: anyone looking for anything else is a retard, i doubt many if any people have hooked up from omegle
Stranger: have seen a few ridiculous people
Stranger: been on for 45mins..
Stranger: "horny schoolgirl"
Stranger: and.. a few 15 year old boys
Stranger: pretty disgusting
You: yes
Stranger: what happened to just
Stranger: .. like
Stranger: porn
Stranger: sigh
Stranger: facepalm
You: you find whores in bars and clubs, not the internet
You: and if you get off talking to dudes pretending to be schoolgirls, i can see why you don't get any
Stranger: i know, i was explaining this to a few people but they just disconnected
Stranger: about how these 'teen girls'
Stranger: are just ing gay members of anon
Stranger: wanting to fap
You: yes, pathetic, quite pathetic
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: aggrivating
You: yes, come on here when bored, and have to go through 40 idiots who ask asl and then disconnect before you get anyone to talk to
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: had a decent conversation with a guy who eats cones
Stranger: you know like ice cream cones
You: who doesn't
Stranger: just the cones
Stranger: crazy guy
You: oh, yes
Stranger: good grammar though
You: hmm
Stranger: never let those asl boobies take control..
You: never let them? they've had control from the start
Stranger: gonna try at least..
Stranger: give them a chance maybe.. i suppose
You: yes
Stranger: you kinda have to..
Stranger: up to them is it, though?
You: every loser eventually finds someone, or dies alone wearing a batman suit
Stranger: btw, read the first letter of the last 5 lines i sent you
Zing!
when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
but the union makes us strong.