You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hallo!
Stranger: Injured unicorn disaster
You: Oh
man
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: Send help!
You: Let me send some disaster relief
You: Relax
You: I know exactly what to do
Stranger: Thanks, man. I owe you.
You: I'm a Unicorn specilist
You: infact
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Stranger: Thank the stars! I seem to be lucky!
You: Lucky indeed my good compatriot
Stranger: What do we do, wise-one?
You: We talk to strangers, fine sir. One day at a time
You: THat is the Omegle way
You: But, you see
Stranger: Wise words.
You: We must avoid the one trap
Stranger: Trap?
You: We must never become one of "Them"
You: The dark souls of Omegle
Stranger: Them! I've heard folk tales from the village!
You: Thsoe who have been consumed by Omegle's annonimity
Stranger: They come in the night...
Stranger: Or so I've heard.
You: To never become one of "Them" we must remember oen thing
Stranger: But some say, time has no meaning for them.
Stranger: And what is that, wise-one?
You: Never, not even as a troll, shall we greet a new partner with "asl"
You: Otherwise your decent into darkness shall begin.
Stranger: Or wise-one! Your words are true!
Stranger: I declare you to be the Omegle law-maker!
You: That is paradoxical in nature my young sage!
You: If there is a law maker, that implies there are laws yet unwritten!
You: If I am to be the one who makes the laws, who hath given you the power to grant me the title of Law Maker?
Stranger: But of course! Forgive me, I am young and foolish. I speak words not yet learned.
You: All is well, humility is the greatest of virtues, the ability to admit that oneself is wrong.
Stranger: And what of patience, my lord?
You: Patience and Humility walk hand in hand, my Childe. If the humble man is patient, even he will ascend to great power, where his humble ways, and disciplined patience will only serve him, making him and his followers strong.
You: THus virtues make one human
Stranger: Oh, wise-one! Until now words have not yet had true meaning.
You: Humanity is neither Beast nor Angel, and neither those creatures have such Virtues!
Stranger: You, my Lord, will go far.
You: And I shall carry thee with me
Stranger: Or, friend, do you have some other form of contact? I'm afraid Omegle is fleeting.
You: I shall Dub thee, "Stranger, the First", as you shall be the first amongst disciples.
You: I have not, certainly not things such as MSN, for all my friends have it, and I hath no room for such
You: If they want to talk to me, they can pick up the
ing phone. Gits.
You: But I do frequent some internet forums such as TWC and have steam
You: On Steam, I am known as "Thatcrazyguy" for my ground breaking ideologies, such as thee have witnessed. On TWC, I am merely "Thatguy" resigning myself to a humble title that differs me not from the masses
You: Ah, a shame thee has gone the way of many conversational partners on this fair "Omegle"
You: Thou hast descended into silence.
You: Fine then, I hopeth though remembers my details, 'cause you are gone the way of the foolish masses of Omegle. Silence.
You: Silence.
You: Silence.
You: And so, though can "Suck Phallus" until thou wishes to contact me. I shall find someone else to talk to. Tis good, I'm tired of being a prohpet, maybe I'll be a big black guy next
You: Or a skinhead
You: Ciao
Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!
Protector Domesticus
time to freak out some people
Protector Domesticus
Originally Posted by Duberdicus
Überrock über alles
Domesticus
Protector Domesticus
Dux Limitis
Domesticus
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my name is Savannah
Dux Limitis
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