Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

['Gunny]

Three T-rexs, one chat

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: hey!! whats up

You: not much

You: cept that

Stranger: what

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Stranger: WOAH

You: oh

Stranger: HOWD YOU MAKE THAT GO ON MY SCREEN!!!

You: it says mother

Stranger: WHAT THE HECK

Stranger: i didnt download any .JPEG!!!!utt its right there

Stranger: i didnt knw u could embeg pictures on omegle... can u tell me how????


You: its not

You:

Stranger: ya it is moran i can c it

You: just copy and past it

Stranger: scroll up

Stranger: no you cant copy the past

Stranger: thats weird

You: not a pik

You: notice its made from keys on your keyboard

Stranger: uh excuse me i dont see any keyboard picture. i see a t -rex.

You: or you could assume im majic

Stranger: with rude language coming out of its mouth.

You: magic

Stranger: you cant fool me i know whati saw

Stranger: and it was a t rex picture. NOT a keyboard picture.

You: right

You: anyway have fun believing that

Stranger: whats that supposit to mean

You: that

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Stranger: THERE IT IS AGAIN

Stranger: im starting to think its a virus

You: it is

You: leave now

Stranger: oH YEAH???iLLL JUST UNPLUG THE INTERNET CABLE

You: ok

Stranger: AND JUST PLUG IT BACK IN TOT HE OTHER END OF THE ROUTER!!
CREATING A LOOP

You: very... creative

Stranger: SO YOUR STUCK GOING BACK AND FORTH IN CIRLCES IN MY ROUTER!!!FOREVCER!!HAHAHAHHA

You: ok

Stranger: YOUVE BLUNDERED RIGHT INTOE MY TRAP IDIOT FAGGOT!!

You: no i didnt

You: because

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Stranger: i´m looking for a gay male or a shemale

You: oooh

You: you know what I'm lookin for

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Stranger: 23 m horny

You: you too?

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Stranger: hi asl

You: no

You: my name is stranger

You: not asl

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[The Doubtful Guest]

Man, I was honestly part of the "first wave" of people who found out about this site. Back In May 09, before it was overrun by sex-starved perverts and just generally stupid people. Back when there was only like 400 people on during peak times. There were almost no Americans, I met a lot of really cool foreigners and even met several few pen pals with whom I still exchange random letters and trinkets with to this day.

Don't get me wrong I do enjoy messing around on it now and then and there are tons of hilarious jokes/games you can do and such, but it just sucks how something that was so cool and pure was (for the most part) reduced to:

YOU Hi
STRANGER Hey baby
STRANGER ASL?
YOU um...18 m usa?
STRANGER Cool 13 f usa, talk dirty to me? =P (I'm really a perverted 43 year old man from Istanbul )

or

YOU Hello how are you?
STRANGER: you
YOU: huh?
STRANGER: !
disconnects.


But I guess that's the internet for ya haha.

['Gunny]

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Stranger: girl?

You: no

You: Allah

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi

You: Hello, welcome to mormon chat, have you any questions?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Frederich Barbarossa]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hello

You: yo

You: sup?

Stranger: how are u?

You: good you

You: where you from

Stranger: Brazil and u?

You: US Of ing A

Stranger: ah ok

Stranger: (:

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Dan

You: yourself?


Stranger: Vivi

You:

You: so wats up

You: :s

You: with yo life

Stranger: well... let me see..

Stranger: nothing good. only stay with my boyfriend... and u/

You: your gay?

You: :s

Stranger: no, no

Stranger: I'm a girl

Stranger: vivi (:

You: ohh....

You: well thats nice

You:

Stranger: haha

You: Brazils an alright place I guess

Stranger: and, your age is?

You: 51 you?

You: XD

Stranger: 15..

You: im kidding

You: 16

You: :p

You: haha

Stranger: aah ok

Stranger: i'm scareeeed

Stranger: haha

You: Fala portugues? :p

Stranger: falo sim (:

Stranger: que coisa boa encontrar alguem que fala portugues por aqui (: sorte a minha :p

You:

You: si

You: sim

You: Que coisa

Stranger: pois é...

You:

Stranger: é daqui do brasil?

You: no

You: USA

You: tenho familia de Portugal

You:

You: da Portugal

Stranger: aah (:

Stranger: que legal

You: aha

You: Daniel Edward Almeida

Stranger: bonito nome (:

You: abrigado

You:

You: Most of my family is from Greece/France :-) and Turkey

Stranger: huun

You: though some is from Britain, Italy, and I have ancestors from Bulgaria and Germany

Stranger: aah ok

You: hah

You: do you have msn

Stranger: yeah (: and u?

You: give it to me

You: cuz im going to play in a bit

You: to keep in touch

Stranger: (EMAIL HERE)

Stranger: and what about yours?

You: (EMAIL HERE)
Stranger: ok

Stranger: i'll put in my contacts

You:

You: ok

You: i will be off

Stranger: ok

You: c ya

You: and nice talking to you

Stranger: c u 2

Stranger: so nice (:

Nice people

[Delenidas di Warlord]

Check this

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: whut up mayne?

Stranger: hi .... were ur from

You: tha mutha east, son! u?

Stranger: phils

You: aight doggie

You: you cool?

Stranger: no ... u call me

You: nah kid. ARE YOU OKAY?

Stranger: yes im ok now

Stranger: were ur from dear

You: uk my niyaa

You: u?

Stranger: philippines

You: are you a female?

Stranger: yes im female,,,, looking for friend

You: seen seen

Stranger: are u married?

You: almost

Stranger: how old are u?

You: 26

You: you seem like a youngster

Stranger: yes ,,,,,,,,,,,,u are studying

You: nah i'm a 'stay-at-home' negrizzle (not the word I used lol)

You: i gotta go my lady now

You: peace!

Stranger: huh? peace be,,,, ok byebye

You: one

You have disconnected.

[Mig el Pig]

You: hello

Stranger: Ipod?

You: nope

You: walkman

Stranger: I have the app

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Strange,

afterwards had a chat about Total war with another one
And an indonesian trying to sell me a carpet.

[Cavalier]

This was quite entertaining! one of the better ones I've had!

You: good day

Stranger: good day to you as well

You: how are you sir?

Stranger: I am well, thank you

Stranger: and you?

You: I am quite cold, but that shall be taken care of, thank you

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: I'm a bit chilly myself at the moment

Stranger: so I sympathize greatly

You: aye, the weather is ever a challenge

Stranger: it truly is

Stranger: but a challenge that one most overcome on a near daily basis

You: indeeed, good sir

You: well spoken

Stranger: hardly

You: this "global warming" ranting shall overcome it - forever!

Stranger: undoubtedly it shall

You: mark my words.

Stranger: I do, sir, I do

You: with a pencil, I hope

Stranger: will a computer note be sufficient?

You: I have heard stories of these computers

Stranger: I find myself sadly bereft of writing instruments at the moment

You: it will be sufficient

You: alas, then you must call the house staff anon!

You: and give them a well deserved flogging.

Stranger: I fear that it would be them administering the flogging

You: is it so, good sir?

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: I live in constant fear of them

You: oh my!

You: has the times come where men must fear lesser classes?

Stranger: it truly has

Stranger: gone are the days when respectable gentleman such as ourselves could blindly rob the peasants

You: where are you situated good sir, so that I may come to your rescue?

You: and strike the peasants down with smoke and fire!

Stranger: I am currently residing in the United States

Stranger: much to my chagrin

You: oh my! that is an ocean away!

Stranger: it is indeed across the pond

You: I fear I will not come to your aid in due time, for I will have to travel by cog from the far away, beautiful lands of the Kingdom of Sweden, but fear not! I shall come!

Stranger: Sweden, eh?

Stranger: I understand now the bitter cold of which you spoke earlier

You: I imagine so

You: I have heard tales of this united states, where in most parts of the land, it does not snow at all!

Stranger: tis hardly true, I think

You: truly shocking

Stranger: I assure you these rumors of yours are most unfounded

You: whereas here, the temperature may reach well below to -12, which is it now, has the great scientist Oscar Celsius!

You: it is?

You: how so?

Stranger: well, just outside the window near which I am situated I can see snowflakes drifting lazily from the sky

You: I stand corrected then

Stranger: indeed, sir

You: wanna cut the acting?

Stranger: aha

Stranger: yeah, I have to go to class

You: lol

You: nice talkin' to you

Stranger: I appreciate the entertainment though

You: yea

Stranger: yeah, same to you

[Miroslav Klose]

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Stranger: sounds good
You: I knew you'd like it!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: Do you...
You: Wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: I got dirt on my hands
You: And under my nails
You: They're filthy
Stranger: oh you came
You: I haven't clipped my toenails in weeks
You: I haven't showered since before christmas
You: I stink
Stranger: -.-
You: Oh yeah
You: I bet you're dirty too
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
Stranger: hi
You: Helleuh
Stranger: are you German?
You: No...
You: Why?
Stranger: i don't know. so where are you from?
You: I'm Jewish
You: So Israel
Stranger: do you speak English VERY well?
You: Yes
Stranger: very very very?
You: I was raised that way
Stranger: thank's God.
Stranger: could you help me...?
You: Sure
Stranger: my friend has got a cancer and we want to help him. in order to do it we created a facebook site the more 'like it' there are, the bigger is the chance to find a donator for him and I prepared an English version of the text but i don't know if it is correct...
You: I know just the place for him!
Stranger: ?
You: Auschwitz
Stranger: fu.k you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Weeeeeeird conversation.....

[SonOfOdin]

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___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
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__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: sounds good
You: I knew you'd like it!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: Do you...
You: Wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: I got dirt on my hands
You: And under my nails
You: They're filthy
Stranger: oh you came
You: I haven't clipped my toenails in weeks
You: I haven't showered since before christmas
You: I stink
Stranger: -.-
You: Oh yeah
You: I bet you're dirty too
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
Stranger: hi
You: Helleuh
Stranger: are you German?
You: No...
You: Why?
Stranger: i don't know. so where are you from?
You: I'm Jewish
You: So Israel
Stranger: do you speak English VERY well?
You: Yes
Stranger: very very very?
You: I was raised that way
Stranger: thank's God.
Stranger: could you help me...?
You: Sure
Stranger: my friend has got a cancer and we want to help him. in order to do it we created a facebook site the more 'like it' there are, the bigger is the chance to find a donator for him and I prepared an English version of the text but i don't know if it is correct...
You: I know just the place for him!
Stranger: ?
You: Auschwitz
Stranger: fu.k you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Weeeeeeird conversation.....

LOL it was YOU who made them weird

[Miroslav Klose]

LOL it was YOU who made them weird

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You: Hi hi^^
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm feeling quite well actually..!
You: And you??
Stranger: Fine xD
Stranger: asl
You: I'm a 16 year old boy^^
You: And you??
Stranger: 15 f
Stranger: Where u from?
You: The U.S of course..!
You: What did you think 'ey^^
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i'm from germany
You: Germany??
You: You have quite good english for a german..!
Stranger: Oh thanks xD
You:
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SpoilerThe pic can be found... Here..! http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Omegle It's not visible on the forum....)

IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
You: Germany!!
Stranger: ... ook ....
Stranger: Do u like music?
You: Mostly rock and such yes!! And what about your music taste..?^^
Stranger: Pop and rock xD
Stranger: and do u like sports?
You: Soccer FTW!!
You: Woohoo!!
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: xD
You: I bet you like being the ball huuh??^^
Stranger: xD
Stranger: ... your name?
You: Adolf The Great one Hitler!!!!!
You: Is your name Eva Brown??
Stranger: Ahaha ehi!!
You: What the f#ck??
You: Eva!!
You: WHAT THE f#ck ARE YOU DOING HERE!! CHATTING WITH OTHER MEN!
You: GET BACK INTO THE BUNKER WILL YOU!!
Stranger: Du bist nicht simpatich...
You: Aber Ich sprecht deutch..
You: Mädchen..
Stranger: was??
Stranger: si ma nn credo che qst lo sai invece
Stranger: ke rinco
You: Hm?? Villeicht nicht so gut aber Ich versteht..! Und Ich glaube dass das ist..
You: Ehm..
You: Japanese..
Stranger: no
Stranger: usi x caso google traduttore?
You: I'm not using google translate..
You: Nope..
You: BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID IT I WILL!!
You: NOW GET BACK INTO THE BUNKER EVA.
Stranger: stronzo!!! non sono tedesca
You: Italiano hookerinsky schweine!!
Stranger: quanto sei scemo ahaha
You: See you later in the Bunker Eva.. Take your gas mask on.. Because we're having a serious discussion then..
You have disconnected.

This one's even worse.....

[Doyle141]

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Stranger: sounds good
You: I knew you'd like it!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: Do you...
You: Wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: I got dirt on my hands
You: And under my nails
You: They're filthy
Stranger: oh you came
You: I haven't clipped my toenails in weeks
You: I haven't showered since before christmas
You: I stink
Stranger: -.-
You: Oh yeah
You: I bet you're dirty too
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
Stranger: hi
You: Helleuh
Stranger: are you German?
You: No...
You: Why?
Stranger: i don't know. so where are you from?
You: I'm Jewish
You: So Israel
Stranger: do you speak English VERY well?
You: Yes
Stranger: very very very?
You: I was raised that way
Stranger: thank's God.
Stranger: could you help me...?
You: Sure
Stranger: my friend has got a cancer and we want to help him. in order to do it we created a facebook site the more 'like it' there are, the bigger is the chance to find a donator for him and I prepared an English version of the text but i don't know if it is correct...
You: I know just the place for him!
Stranger: ?
You: Auschwitz
Stranger: fu.k you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Weeeeeeird conversation.....

Auschwitz

[Cahoma]

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Stranger: sounds good
You: I knew you'd like it!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: Do you...
You: Wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: I got dirt on my hands
You: And under my nails
You: They're filthy
Stranger: oh you came
You: I haven't clipped my toenails in weeks
You: I haven't showered since before christmas
You: I stink
Stranger: -.-
You: Oh yeah
You: I bet you're dirty too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
Stranger: hi
You: Helleuh
Stranger: are you German?
You: No...
You: Why?
Stranger: i don't know. so where are you from?
You: I'm Jewish
You: So Israel
Stranger: do you speak English VERY well?
You: Yes
Stranger: very very very?
You: I was raised that way
Stranger: thank's God.
Stranger: could you help me...?
You: Sure
Stranger: my friend has got a cancer and we want to help him. in order to do it we created a facebook site the more 'like it' there are, the bigger is the chance to find a donator for him and I prepared an English version of the text but i don't know if it is correct...
You: I know just the place for him!
Stranger: ?
You: Auschwitz
Stranger: fu.k you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Weeeeeeird conversation.....

I remember reading that... When I posted it on another forum....

That was actually my conversation.... At this forum: http://generalforums4win.forumotion....-omegle-trolls

[Miroslav Klose]

I remember reading that... When I posted it on another forum....

That was actually my conversation.... At this forum: http://generalforums4win.forumotion....-omegle-trolls

But you never post them here or whatsoever, since you're only active on the Coliseum.

[Cahoma]

I didn't think about posting it here...

[Miroslav Klose]

I didn't think about posting it here...

Well, now you can, I'm trying to get some nice trolls too

[SonOfOdin]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You: Hi hi^^
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm feeling quite well actually..!
You: And you??
Stranger: Fine xD
Stranger: asl
You: I'm a 16 year old boy^^
You: And you??
Stranger: 15 f
Stranger: Where u from?
You: The U.S of course..!
You: What did you think 'ey^^
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i'm from germany
You: Germany??
You: You have quite good english for a german..!
Stranger: Oh thanks xD
You:
HEIL HITLER
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SpoilerThe pic can be found... Here..! http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Omegle It's not visible on the forum....)

IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
You: Germany!!
Stranger: ... ook ....
Stranger: Do u like music?
You: Mostly rock and such yes!! And what about your music taste..?^^
Stranger: Pop and rock xD
Stranger: and do u like sports?
You: Soccer FTW!!
You: Woohoo!!
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: xD
You: I bet you like being the ball huuh??^^
Stranger: xD
Stranger: ... your name?
You: Adolf The Great one Hitler!!!!!
You: Is your name Eva Brown??
Stranger: Ahaha ehi!!
You: What the f#ck??
You: Eva!!
You: WHAT THE f#ck ARE YOU DOING HERE!! CHATTING WITH OTHER MEN!
You: GET BACK INTO THE BUNKER WILL YOU!!
Stranger: Du bist nicht simpatich...
You: Aber Ich sprecht deutch..
You: Mädchen..
Stranger: was??
Stranger: si ma nn credo che qst lo sai invece
Stranger: ke rinco
You: Hm?? Villeicht nicht so gut aber Ich versteht..! Und Ich glaube dass das ist..
You: Ehm..
You: Japanese..
Stranger: no
Stranger: usi x caso google traduttore?
You: I'm not using google translate..
You: Nope..
You: BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID IT I WILL!!
You: NOW GET BACK INTO THE BUNKER EVA.
Stranger: stronzo!!! non sono tedesca
You: Italiano hookerinsky schweine!!
Stranger: quanto sei scemo ahaha
You: See you later in the Bunker Eva.. Take your gas mask on.. Because we're having a serious discussion then..
You have disconnected.

This one's even worse.....

LOL she says she's a U.S.Ain yet she called you a Stronzo(weirdo in Italian)

[Miroslav Klose]

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You: Sieg Heil
Stranger: hey :}
Stranger: there
Stranger: 18 girl Brazil
Stranger: how about uu?
You: 22 girl austria
You: is it cold in brazil? i mean it is winter there too?
Stranger: what's up?
You: i am sick
You: something with gasses in my lungs
You:
Stranger: Bad man... yer name?
You: My name's Heinrich himmler
Stranger: here Kerry
Stranger: nic to meet you
You: indeed. is it nice in brazil? many aryan people?
Stranger: are aryann people funny people?
You: yeah sure
Stranger: what is so funny about aryans?
You: many things. a renowned famous philosopher adored them
Stranger: did austria had famous philosofers?
Stranger: was he famous?
You: Yeah. and a very funny comedian too. i know a joke about him! maybe you could guess who he was?
You: Why did ............ commit suicide? He saw the gasbill!
You: Gas? Austrians? Eh?
Stranger: i dunno
You: war? austria? moustache?
You: damn brazil is a stupid country don't you guys learn somehting?
Stranger: i honest don't know
You: ADOLF HITLER! ADOLF HITLER!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Funny one I guess

[Vítor Gaspar]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hello

You: yo

You: sup?

Stranger: how are u?

You: good you

You: where you from

Stranger: Brazil and u?

You: US Of ing A

Stranger: ah ok

Stranger: (:

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Dan

You: yourself?


Stranger: Vivi

You:

You: so wats up

You: :s

You: with yo life

Stranger: well... let me see..

Stranger: nothing good. only stay with my boyfriend... and u/

You: your gay?

You: :s

Stranger: no, no

Stranger: I'm a girl

Stranger: vivi (:

You: ohh....

You: well thats nice

You:

Stranger: haha

You: Brazils an alright place I guess

Stranger: and, your age is?

You: 51 you?

You: XD

Stranger: 15..

You: im kidding

You: 16

You: :p

You: haha

Stranger: aah ok

Stranger: i'm scareeeed

Stranger: haha

You: Fala portugues? :p

Stranger: falo sim (:

Stranger: que coisa boa encontrar alguem que fala portugues por aqui (: sorte a minha :p

You:

You: si

You: sim

You: Que coisa

Stranger: pois é...

You:

Stranger: é daqui do brasil?

You: no

You: USA

You: tenho familia de Portugal

You:

You: da Portugal

Stranger: aah (:

Stranger: que legal

You: aha

You: Daniel Edward Almeida

Stranger: bonito nome (:

You: abrigado

You:

You: Most of my family is from Greece/France :-) and Turkey

Stranger: huun

You: though some is from Britain, Italy, and I have ancestors from Bulgaria and Germany

Stranger: aah ok

You: hah

You: do you have msn

Stranger: yeah (: and u?

You: give it to me

You: cuz im going to play in a bit

You: to keep in touch

Stranger: (EMAIL HERE)

Stranger: and what about yours?

You: (EMAIL HERE)
Stranger: ok

Stranger: i'll put in my contacts

You:

You: ok

You: i will be off

Stranger: ok

You: c ya

You: and nice talking to you

Stranger: c u 2

Stranger: so nice (:

Nice people

You shouldn't post her e-mail in here as I suspect it might be a real one. Yes, they're that gullible. That's what's so funny about Brazilian girls (real ones at least )

Also, shame on you for pretending you have Portuguese ancestry...

P.S - I will, from now on, pose as a Brazilian girl. If you ever come across with one over there the safety words are "you're beautiful duberdicus".

[Miroslav Klose]

Whahahahahahhaha Brazilian girl whahahahahahah lmfao.....

I do hope this wasn't you Duberdicus

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You: Siegheil!

Stranger: what??

You: Well this always is fun to start a conversation with

You: isn't it?

You: right?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: asl?

You: 28 female Israel

Stranger: 14 f brazil

You: ah I just met another brazilian

You: you guys have a funny language

Stranger: u too!!

You: yes german and hebrew are very funny

Stranger: what siegheil means?

You: siegheil is an ancient hebrew way to greet each other

You: it fell in disuse about 70-60 years ago,

You: why?

Stranger: oh.. ok in brazilian is oi or ola

You: ola? that is the name of an ice brand here in isreal, funny

Stranger: just to know

Stranger: LOL

You: is it very warm in brazil?

You: i hear you have rainforests all over the place

Stranger: i don't know what that means but must be true

Stranger: today is really hot

You: it is -10 here

You: very cold winter this year

You: brrrr

Stranger: OMG, u are freezing right?!

You: well, i do have a heating and warm cloathes

You: and there are big pineforests to keep the warm

You: do you live in Rio?

You: Rio is a nice place

Stranger: Yes!!!

Stranger: I like it very much

You: well it is a lot better than where i live, because cairo is a very stupid city

You: cairo is one of the biggest cities of isreal by the way

Stranger: why is it stupid??

You: well

You: there are many poor people, and there are a lot of criminals, it is a very dangerous city, also because we are at war with Iran, our neighbours

Stranger: oh.. here we have poor people and criminals too but about the war ..no

You: well, i heard there were big problems with argentina XD

You: well, turkey is currentl assaulting our northern borders

You: it is not easy to live in isreal you know....

Stranger: butwhy don't you move?

You: because i am not allowed to

You: we jews are all locked up in the gaza border

You: the palestinans dont want us to get out

Stranger: sorry...

Stranger: are U religious?

You: yes i believe in allah, the god of the jews

Stranger: you wear that clothes??

You: what clothes?

You: those pyjamas they wore 70 years ago?

Stranger: no.. I don't know the name in english, the ones thats long anI don't know how to explain...

You: well

You: i must go

You: i have to take a shower of the ubersturmfuhrer

You: our camp leader

You: later

You have disconnected.

[Vítor Gaspar]

Cairo in Israel...? And he/she doesn't say anything about it?

I swear to God they used to be smarter before 1822.

Oh, and that was awesome. LOL