The one in the OP was actually pretty good!
S A M U R A I F O O L
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The one in the OP was actually pretty good!
Vicarius Provinciae
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I'm a t-rex
Primicerius
Sponge worthy
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I made a lot of music for RS II, and that is very awesome because RS II is a very awesome mod!
Domesticus
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Ha.Originally Posted by Arn
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Re: Omegle funnies
Why would anyone use Safari on Windows XP?
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Praeses
Re: Omegle funnies
This was my first reaction too...
Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.
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Domesticus
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Blasphemy!
Centenarius
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hehe LMAO dose not know what twcenterStranger: hey
You: twcenter was here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: heheehe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
89% of teens would die today if Facebook was destroyed. if you are one of the 11% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile'
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Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!
Omegle threads merged.
"Muscovy", as its rulers have previously called it, is a sleeping giant, with age-old traditions and ways of doing things. Here, the feudal way of life has become so entrenched that the serfs are as tied to the land as cattle, and with almost as few rights. It is a vast, deeply conservative and religious country: Mother Russia and the Orthodox Church are the two pillars of national belief. The Tsar may be the father of his people, but by tradition and practice he is a stern parent. Ivan the Terrible was well named, and he has not been the only ruler with an iron will. Russia is the "Third Rome". The last bastion of Orthodox Christianity.
Primicerius
Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!
You: Ye belief in santa ma boy?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: yep
You: Good
You: I bet he likes that
Stranger: ya dats sure
You: Would you want to help out as a green elf ?
You: we currently are seeking some
You: dwarfs
You: out there
You: who belief in what we do
You: Make the world a better place for kids
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Santa is here!
You: make a wish
Stranger: AND BANTA IS THERE
You: WHERE
Stranger: TAKE A WISH
You: Santa is wearing glasses
You: today
You: Santa doesn't take but give to little children
You: ho ho ho
Stranger: AND SANTA WEARNIG CAP
Stranger:OFF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Centenarius
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rofl why is santa omegle ... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
89% of teens would die today if Facebook was destroyed. if you are one of the 11% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile'
Campidoctor
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Brilliant!
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Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hiiii...male or female?
You: hi
You: oh god not you again
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old
You:
You: say anything
You: rarhasd;kfjhasd;lkjf
Stranger: Where are you from
You: your name is nancy
You: you're from california
You: you're really really horny
You: i know
Stranger: I am from California... very sexy and honey...
You: oh honey...
You: right
You: well no i don't want to send you photos
You: i have no naked ones either
Stranger: Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am hornyyyy
You: to be honest
You: you're not real
You: i don't want to give you my email
You: find you on adult friend finer
You: follow your link
You: or get a goddamn virus
Stranger: I have some of them ... If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: okay...here we go again
You: no
You: you're.
You: not
You: real
Stranger: give your email
You: NO
Stranger: or I can give you the link. Do you have account in adultfriendfiner???
You: NO NO NO
Stranger: http://iamhoney.com/nancy.php
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: The sign up is free. Register and find me : Nancy 20 years California.
You: you bastard whoever set up this script!
You: at least learn how to spell when you're trying to
You: how low is that...screwing over lonely and bored people on omegle
You: that's just crappy
You: thanks for nothing "stranger"
Stranger: What is your name?. Do not forget Say your name and remind me that you are from omegle
You: no i'm not john
You: or tom
You: or whatever the hell is supposedly contacting you
Stranger: I have a lot of pictures there and we can chat whenever you want
You: which you'll say in a couple seconds
Stranger: I am waiting... Do you have sign up problems? It is free
You: nope..only problem is you
You: and your nonexistence
Stranger: Someone writing me there... with name John Tomson. Is it you????
You: john tomson. damnit
You: almost had it
You: well you'll be leaving soon
You: i hope no one else falls for this stupid scam
You: it's really not very good
Stranger: Come to me darling...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dux Limitis
Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!
Those scripts piss me off soooooo much.
when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
but the union makes us strong.
άberrock όber alles
Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!
I had this awesome convo in which I convionced someone I was a communist advocating for the overthrow of all world governments, and etc, etc. but I clicked a wrong button and lost it, but here are a few others ive had
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Last edited by 'Gunny; January 24, 2011 at 08:05 PM.
Domesticus
Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!
I had this awesome convo in which I convionced someone I was a communist advocating for the overthrow of all world governments, and etc, etc. but I clicked a wrong button and lost itSpoiler Alert, click show to read:
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Oh, and tl;dr.
άberrock όber alles
Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!
not really a necropost, this thread is too good to die
in fact less time has lapsed between mine and Freds post, than the two posts before it
Praefectus
Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!
its only been like 20 days, and his werent that bad.
You: hi
Stranger: a wild stranger appeared!
Stranger: go bulbasaur!
You: wild stranger used teleport
You have disconnected
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Last edited by empr guy; January 24, 2011 at 08:42 PM.
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