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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Decided to give it a try:

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hihi
    You: ihih
    Stranger: asl ??
    You: ?? lsa
    Stranger: from?
    You: ?morf
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    That's such an old joke, and definetley fake...
    yeah I know but to me its new. This guy I got it from had it from myspace ...
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jom View Post
    Pass her details on to me. I have a... uh... friend who is also 11 and would like to talk to her.
    Hey Jom, you never mentioned that you were a Cardinal before!

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    Bumped for this convo:
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    You: hello

    You: asl

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: 15.
    girl.
    uk

    Stranger: u?

    You: 13 male usa

    You: and here comes disconnect.

    You: am I right?

    Stranger: naah

    You: that's a first

    You: usually people disconnect when I say I'm 13

    Stranger: well whats a 13 yearold willing todo !

    You: .....

    You: wait, what?

    You: did you just ask what I was 'willing to do'?

    Stranger: ye

    You: was that an innuendo?

    You: or was it just my perverse mind

    Stranger: it was an innuendo

    You: ......uh....in that case.....nothing

    You: I have a girlfriend....
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    (I don't really have a girlfriend, but I'm not about to become a chav, thank you very much)
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Did you say chav? An American... saying chav?

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    Yes, I am an american and I said chav.
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    You: asl?
    Stranger: what is asl?
    You: age sex location
    Stranger have disconnected.
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    Lol.
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Stranger: howdy

    You: What colour of robes would you like for the grand feast this evening?

    Stranger: okay.. why do i have to wear a robe

    Stranger: why not a loin cloth

    You: anything that pleases you m'lord

    You: I personally wear the pelts of choir boys on monday evenings

    Stranger: bet that smells nice

    You: nothing the court alchemist can't rectify

    Stranger: ..........

    Stranger: what...
    'Ahh yes an authentic rastaclot weapon, as used by the rastaclot nobles in the court of King Bumbaclot '

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    Lol
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    You: Hello

    Stranger: hello

    Stranger: asl?


    You: 43/m/thailand


    I'm really clutching at straws here.
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    This guy is win.

    Stranger: Hello stranger. Look at who you’re connected to, now back to me, now back to who you’re connected to, now back to me. Sadly they aren’t me. But if they stopped being horny and desperate on the internet they could SEEM like me. Look down, back up. Did you really do that? Oh my, you’re gullible. Where are you? You’re in a chatroom. With a stranger who isn’t horny. What’s in your hand? Back to me. I have it. It’s a normal conversation about that THING you love. Look again. The conversation is now a friendship. Anything is possible when you aren’t horny on the internet. I’m on a horse

    You: sir

    You: you are a winrar
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Hhahahahahhahahahha
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    HERE IS A FEW, and yes i troll
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: does god exist?
    You: YOU LOST THE GAME
    Stranger: does god exist?
    You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: does god exist?
    You: SO TROLLER TO TROLLER WAR HMMMMM
    Stranger: does god exist?
    You: maybe but you would just put the same BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: does god exist?
    Stranger: yes or no!
    You: YESNO
    Stranger: yes OR no
    You: YES
    You: NO
    You: YES
    You: NO
    Stranger: does god exist?
    You: MAYBE
    Stranger: what makes you beleive that god is exist?
    You: whell your hereand i am here so who started the whole thing, Chuck Norris......whell maybe
    Stranger: nice answer!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Stranger: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    You: YOU LOST THE GAME
    You: I AM IMPERVIOUS TO CHLOROFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: how rude
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hey
    You: mother er die
    Stranger: me?
    Stranger: ok
    You: yes you
    Stranger: if u die first
    You: i can't
    Stranger: u stupid donkey ing muffin
    Stranger: why not?
    Stranger: u cant die? thats awesome!!!
    You: i aam a demi-god class 9
    Technical error: server disconnected.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: i am a demi-god class9, and i want blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: I will sacrifice 1000 virgins
    Stranger: for BLOOD
    Stranger: open to the heart of thy lowly servant
    Stranger: command me
    You: what about lesbian virgians that would be good
    Stranger: 1000 lesbian virgins you shall have
    You: maybe a bit of slut too....to teach them
    You: *sluts
    Stranger: They will be PROPERLY taught
    Stranger: personaly by me
    Stranger: what else do you desire great one?
    Stranger: speak to thy warrior-messenger
    You: hmmm, thats pretty much it for today
    Stranger: I will kill you for your powers
    Stranger: prepare for the void!!
    You: nice try dumb ass i am imortall
    You: can't die
    Stranger: i will absorb your soul into my mighty penis
    Stranger: and trap you there
    You: like cronos?
    Stranger: I am his son
    Stranger: the one he didn't eat
    Stranger: what's taking so long?
    Stranger: hurry i gota pee
    You: so your the lightin guy eh, well i got a spartain
    You: and chuck norris
    Stranger: he can't defy the gods
    Stranger: i have ninja pirates
    Stranger: robot ninja pirates
    You: yes he can, he is god, and i have robot pirate ninja Jesus's
    Stranger: OMG I"M GOING TO DIE OF BOREDOM
    Stranger: what should I do?
    You: kill yourself for defying me
    Stranger: i'm going to slowly chew my arm off
    Stranger: and attach a gattling chainsaw of DOOM
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: timeout
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: i gots a chain saw sword, and space mariens so i win through pure awsomeness and......what? oh about 23
    Stranger: cool, i'm 21
    You: million years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
    You: jk
    Stranger: I AM TIME
    Stranger: killl me and you will perish
    You: I am EGISITANCE
    Stranger: I am Crimsom
    Stranger: Crimson*
    You: I am RESISTANCE
    Stranger: a colour
    You: I
    You: AM
    Stranger: rider of the vortex's edge
    You: SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
    Stranger: MADNESSS
    Stranger: this is MADNESSSSS!!!!
    You: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    You: AND NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: AND CHUCK NORRIS
    You: AND STUFF
    Stranger: concret jungle where dreams are make of?
    You: YES THAT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
    Stranger: I'm going to go on a killing spree tomorrow
    Stranger: watch me on the news
    You: SORRY BUT IGTG
    Stranger: i'll wave to you
    Stranger: later bro
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Stranger: heyy
    Stranger: asl?
    You: mother er die
    You: 3
    You: 2
    You: 1
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Last edited by avion365; October 11, 2010 at 12:26 PM.
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    Meh'd
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Pretty boring convo's, but I can't help but smile everytime I see that avatar.

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    Stranger: Hello, my dear.

    You: Hello stranger. Look at who you’re connected to, now back to me, now back to who you’re connected to, now back to me. Sadly they aren’t me. But if they stopped being horny and desperate on the internet they could SEEM like me. Look down, back up. Did you really do that? Oh my, you’re gullible. Where are you? You’re in a chatroom. With a stranger who isn’t horny. What’s in your hand? Back to me. I have it. It’s a normal conversation about that THING you love. Look again. The conversation is now a friendship. Anything is possible when you aren’t horny on the internet. I’m on a horse

    Stranger: I don't get the horse bit.

    Stranger: Are YOU a horse?

    Stranger: That would be kinda cool.

    You: what do gay horses eat?

    Stranger: Hay.

    You: haaaaaaaaay

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    After a few trainwreck convos, I actually met someone cool. Kudos for putting us onto this sir!
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    I sometimes pretend to be a horny 18 year old male.....I have gotten lucky QUITE a few times. ^.^


    (PM me and I will send you a convo)
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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