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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Inspired by Iudas's experience:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Jacob?

    Stranger: hi hi

    You: Jacob is that you?

    Stranger: no i'm sorry

    You: Did you like the cactus I sent you Jacob?

    You: ...

    You: You're cheating on me aren't you?

    Stranger: y

    Stranger: i can't get what u're talking about

    You: Screw you Jacob!

    You: *runs off sobbing*

    Stranger: ...

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Both male and female walruses have tusks and have been observed using these overgrown teeth to help pull themselves out of the water.

    The mustached and long-tusked walrus is most often found near the Arctic Circle, lying on the ice with hundreds of companions. These marine mammals are extremely sociable, prone to loudly bellowing and snorting at one another, but are aggressive during mating season. With wrinkled brown and pink hides, walruses are distinguished by their long white tusks, grizzly whiskers, flat flipper, and bodies full of blubber.
    Walruses use their iconic long tusks for a variety of reasons, each of which makes their lives in the Arctic a bit easier. They use them to haul their enormous bodies out of frigid waters, thus their "tooth-walking" label, and to break breathing holes into ice from below. Their tusks, which are found on both males and females, can extend to about three feet (one meter), and are, in fact, large canine teeth, which grow throughout their lives. Male walruses, or bulls, also employ their tusks aggressively to maintain territory and, during mating season, to protect their harems of females, or cows.
    The walrus' other characteristic features are equally useful. As their favorite meals, particularly shellfish, are found near the dark ocean floor, walruses use their extremely sensitive whiskers, called mustacial vibrissae, as detection devices. Their blubbery bodies allow them to live comfortably in the Arctic region—walruses are capable of slowing their heartbeats in order to withstand the polar temperatures of the surrounding waters.
    The two subspecies of walrus are divided geographically. Atlantic walruses inhabit coastal areas from northeastern Canada to Greenland, while Pacific walruses inhabit the northern seas off Russia and Alaska, migrating seasonally from their southern range in the Bering Sea—where they are found on the pack ice in winter—to the Chukchi Sea. Female Pacific walruses give birth to calves during the spring migration north.
    Only Native Americans are currently allowed to hunt walruses, as the species' survival was threatened by past overhunting. Their tusks, oil, skin, and meat were so sought after in the 18th and 19th centuries that the walrus was hunted to extinction in the Gulf of St. Lawrence and around Sable Island, off the coast of Nova Scotia.

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    Okay this was creepy.
    Stranger: Hi I'm Mike 20 from Amsterdam, Are you a horny girl with a webcam? (18+ofc)

    You: JACOB IS THAT YOU?

    You: Actually, yes I am

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: do you have msn?

    You: Yes, i do

    Stranger: whats ur msn?

    You: What are your bank details?

    Stranger: He posted his msn


    Stranger: can you add me please

    You: no, not really

    Stranger: please add me xx

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Creepy. 0.o
    Tempted to add him for a laugh.
    Last edited by BemusedHorse; May 22, 2010 at 06:11 AM.

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    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    You: Hello

    Stranger: hii

    You: JACOB IS THAT YOU WE NEED TO TALK

    Stranger: yea

    You: abo

    Stranger: how are ya bob

    You: ut your night time adventures

    You: Oh , bob thats you?

    Stranger: holy , yea man

    You: Oh jesus man

    Stranger: sorry im late my grandma got attacked by a mountain goat

    Stranger:

    You: thats bad

    You: terrible

    You: ill be sure to visit her at the hospital

    Stranger: thankyou for your caring thoughts

    Stranger: will you marry me,

    You: no problem, bros look out for each other

    You: what bob?

    You: I never knew

    You: I mean the closet

    You: it held that luminous lycra suit from 1974

    You: but I never knew it held other secrets

    Stranger: yea yea

    Stranger: it does

    You: im glad you came out

    You: but im not marrying you

    Stranger: haha bob your amazinf

    You: I know mate, im a dab hand with the ladies

    You: how about yourself?

    Stranger: so bob you what country you from mate?

    You: good ol US of A yeah

    Stranger: i have been there bob, i think i saw ya. im so australia

    You: damn world full of coincedences eh

    Stranger: yeah i no. bob are you a boy or girl

    You: bob

    You: you know what i am

    You: I'm a mandolarian space weasel

    Stranger: haha, your a bob. of course

    You: youve known this for 32 years bob

    Stranger: bob how old are you

    You: 59

    You: goddamn it bob

    You: we went to school together

    Stranger: sorry bob, you were that ranga kid yea bob?

    You: anyhow, g2g this cam girl waits for no one.


    What.
    The.
    ?

    Funny as hell though.

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    Some girl from India asked me about my cock size... that is wierd dude.
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ascarona View Post
    Some girl from India asked me about my cock size... that is wierd dude.
    Probably a 13 year old boy from Skegness in truth.

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    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Stranger: Hello Stranger.

    You: is that you amanda?

    Stranger: amanda? Well.. I am a man...duh? internets wat?

    You: i'm sorry

    You: i miss my amanda

    You: she ran away from me

    You: i get these blackouts

    Stranger: Well..

    Stranger: keep your on a leash and in the kitchen. Problems solved.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    I kept asking people "Where is Waldo?" but noone knew

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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by iudas View Post
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Stranger: Hello Stranger.

    You: is that you amanda?

    Stranger: amanda? Well.. I am a man...duh? internets wat?

    You: i'm sorry

    You: i miss my amanda

    You: she ran away from me

    You: i get these blackouts

    Stranger: Well..

    Stranger: keep your on a leash and in the kitchen. Problems solved.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Hilarious !

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: 40 old, looking for sex, male from UK

    You: 22 old, looking for a stud, female from france

    You: how tall are you?

    Stranger: 6 foot 2

    You: didnt know they could stack that high

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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    Dude gross I thought I would have a video chat on it first time and there is a guy :wub: full of lol though 'cos mine is bigger

    -Evil

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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by eviljezza View Post
    Dude gross I thought I would have a video chat on it first time and there is a guy :wub: full of lol though 'cos mine is bigger

    -Evil

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    Just tried another video chat and there were two girls in one room and I though Brilliant I hope they get it off so I say HI then my video ended

    -Evil

    EDIT: Jus had a chinese dude give me the finger and another guy :wub: but I wasnt sure cos it really tiny lol.
    Last edited by Legionary Jezza; May 22, 2010 at 07:25 AM.

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    Brilliant prenting to say "Is that you (name), it is so funny!! This is the most fun thread I have ever seen, waiting to lol many more times from convo's.

    I have to say you found a great site, master, but your unconvincing as a frenchman, a german, an italian or a girl
    thanks mate, I was not trying to be convincing at that time. just to have a fast convo^^

    Are you going to post your convo Tax ?
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    Why cant I get a fit girl on video chat its always blokes :wub:...

    -Evil

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    You will never get anything mate, its just filth you see. If you where a girl would you do web came to find only grows ppl ?
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    I love this thing

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: oi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: f or m
    You: f
    Stranger: from
    You: I'm an internet prostitute looking for customers
    You: I'm polish
    You: you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    .....................................

    Stranger: hi
    You: hello there Pozzo
    Stranger: i am 20 m norway asl
    You: I talked to the lads yesterday
    You: vito wants his money
    You: you better be quick
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    .........................................

    Stranger: me and you... your border collie and my two chihuahuas, we could do it. if we weren't seperated by the sea
    You: we could, we could
    You: but we would have to change humanity
    Stranger: take over the world
    Stranger: do everything right
    Stranger: can we kill everybody in the middle east? just wipe them off the map?
    You: we should start a new crusade
    Stranger: i think that's the key, a crusade. saftey in numbers, the population would agree
    Stranger: we'll fight to overthrow government? anarchy?
    Stranger: no no to take it over?
    You: we need the pope for such a thing
    Stranger: ohhhhhhh no
    Stranger: i don't do popes
    Stranger: you know realize the bad news and publicity the pope gets in texas
    Stranger: texans man, we're ready to fight
    Stranger: after i eat my cocoa pebbles
    Stranger: omg it's on
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Last edited by Taxandrius; May 22, 2010 at 07:47 AM.

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    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    Stranger: whats your name?

    You: no tits okay

    You: Jennifer

    Stranger: hi. im alex

    Stranger: and im not a pervert

    You: oh cool

    You: too many of hose damn perverts around

    You: want to lock them up

    Stranger: i know. bunch of desperate virgins lol

    You: in a grimy dungeon

    Stranger: so, whats your story?

    You: feed them captured children

    Stranger: i get the point. shut up please
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

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    Haha I just trolled some 20 year old Indian male with this message, after I told him I was a 16 year old girl who wanted him to have sex with me:

    NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database.


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    Thought I had scored then a nice blonde with a mini skirt walks up to the camera lifts her skirt up then there was a pair of balls

    -Evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by eviljezza View Post
    Thought I had scored then a nice blonde with a mini skirt walks up to the camera lifts her skirt up then there was a pair of balls

    -Evil
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