You: JACOB IS THAT YOU WE NEED TO TALK
Stranger: how are ya bob
You: ut your night time adventures
, bob thats you?
, yea man
You: Oh jesus man
Stranger: sorry im late my grandma got attacked by a mountain goat
You: thats bad
You: ill be sure to visit her at the hospital
Stranger: thankyou for your caring thoughts
Stranger: will you marry me,
You: no problem, bros look out for each other
You: what bob?
You: I never knew
You: I mean the closet
You: it held that luminous lycra suit from 1974
You: but I never knew it held other secrets
Stranger: yea yea
Stranger: it does
You: im glad you came out
You: but im not marrying you
Stranger: haha bob your amazinf
You: I know mate, im a dab hand with the ladies
You: how about yourself?
Stranger: so bob you what country you from mate?
You: good ol US of A
Stranger: i have been there bob, i think i saw ya. im so australia
You: damn world full of coincedences eh
Stranger: yeah i no. bob are you a boy or girl
You: you know what i am
You: I'm a mandolarian space weasel
Stranger: haha, your a bob. of course
You: youve known this for 32 years bob
Stranger: bob how old are you
You: goddamn it bob
You: we went to school together
Stranger: sorry bob, you were that ranga kid yea bob?
You: anyhow, g2g this cam girl waits for no one.