Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

[cupoftea]

Lol, if you think this is funny you should try chatroulette.com

It works with webcams so every 3 refreshes you get a guy :wub: rofl

[Linosa]

Had some fun

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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: 78/f/uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NONOPUST]

Haha, first guy I've talked to is awesome. I was expecting for him to leave at first. I'm still talking to him at the moment, and it's almost been an hour now

Here's the start of the convo:

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You: hi

Stranger: actual convo?

You: no u

Stranger: NO U

You: that's a lie!

Stranger: >:0

You: o_o

Stranger: nevar!

Stranger: you cant stare me down

You: nevar say nevar

Stranger: o_o

You: O_O

Stranger: O_O

You: i did it first!

You: copycat

Stranger: NO U

You: :O

You: I am so telling

Stranger: NO U

You: oh damn

You: it's on now

You: this is you when I win

You: Q_Q

Stranger: lies...

Stranger: i win always

You: hax

Stranger: no. skillz

Stranger: i got norton

You: oh

Stranger: time?

You: time for you to LOSE

You: O_O

Stranger: 2:30 here at night

You: 3:39

You: am

Stranger: liar1

Stranger: you live on east coast

You: I is nevar a liar

Stranger: yeah crip till i die

You: PEW PEW

You: winrar

Stranger: *dodge*

You: o_0

Stranger: KAAAAMAHAMEHAAA

You: I has a tank and isn't afraid of anything

Stranger: i blow upped your tank

Stranger: >

You: 8'{

[♔Goodguy1066♔]

I had a nice debate with a young Chinese teen about communism, Korea and the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. The rest of conversations disconnected after I told them I'm from Israel...

[BemusedHorse]

You: hi


Stranger: WHY YOU CONTACTING ME

Stranger: I PUT A RESTRAINT ORDER ON YOU

Stranger: YOU SICK BASTARD

What the hell?!



This is one my brother did

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 17 f germny

You: mine is

You: 47/m/austrian basement

[rusina]

I love Omegle. <3

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: im not a girl

You: i don't believe you

You: show me your tits

Stranger: im really not dude. i mean i can show you my balls if you dont beleive me

You: show me your moobs

Stranger: wow dude your a complete faggot

You: no u

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[iudas]

Stranger: gaand phodungi

You: salaam alaykum

Stranger: kaisa ho?

You: dirka dirka inshallah

Stranger: aadmi?

You: aadmi hu onoklongu bhudamanalaba

Stranger: cyber khelega gaandu
?

You: yeah

You: english, speak it?

Stranger: main teri laila

Stranger: wanna omegle

You: parles francais?

Stranger: zhangtang ay baybay

[M D]

First Convo

Stranger: ASL

Me: 50/m/Prison

Stranger: Look! Take omegle seriously, there are too many idiots like you who think this is all a joke!

Stranger has disconnected

[webMaster412160]

haha hilarious stuff ppl!

[NONOPUST]

This one got me laughing pretty good:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: William, is that you?

You: mom?

Stranger: we need to talk..

You: but they weren't mine I swear

Stranger: whose then?

You: they were Jessica's

You: I told her not to bring them over

You: now you have aids and the dog has to be put down

You: WHYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BemusedHorse]

You: Hi

Stranger: helloooooooo

You: heloooooooooooo

You: see? I beat you

Stranger: oooooooo, competion

Stranger: competition

You: A challenger appears!

Stranger: lol

You: settle it over an arm wrestle?

Stranger: nah, you'll break my arm

You: I'll snap it like a twig

[iudas]

Damn, I'd got some kid sure i was a hot french teenage girl when my PC died...

[webMaster412160]

This is the best convo of all convo's

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You: hello

Stranger: Hello. I am a 25 years old man from Italy.

You: nice

You: I am female

You: also Italy

You: 21

Stranger: E parlerai mica italiano?

You: Where have you been to in Italy ?

You: I don't like to Speak Intalian online

You: I rather speak it via mouth

Stranger: Naw, you just are not Italian.

Stranger: But well, nevermind.

You: I can't say

You: but

You: I think you are a nice guy

You: and I am a female

You: ^^^

You: like shopping and alll

You: twilight

You: stuff

You: chatting online

You: what are your hobbies Italian boy ?

Stranger: The usual things all youths do, I suppose. Raiding banks, assailing merchant ships, shooting amateur porn, smuggling weapons.

You: O_O

You: that is surprising

You: mafia ?

You: Your the godfather aren't you ?

Stranger: Where are you from for real?

You: paradise

You: Germany

Stranger: Und lass' uns sehen ob du mal mindestens Deutsch sprechen kann.

You: ja

Stranger: *Kannst, Hoelle.

You: ich spriken deutsch

Stranger: Ich werde alt.

Stranger: Ah, nein, du sprichst nicht mal Deutsch.

You: dang

Stranger: Uff.

Stranger: Now, seriously.

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: how many langauges can you speak ?

You: for real ?

Stranger: Many.

You: I am from Belgium

You: how many ?

Stranger: Alors parles-tu Français?

You: non

You: Je parle Dutch

You: ik spreek nederlands

Stranger: Blah, that might be believable.

You: lol!

Stranger: Unluckily, I just understand Dutch. I do not speak it.

You: lucky me ^^

You: but seriously are you mafia ?

Stranger: No. I am no Catholic.

You: so aren't you in organzid crime ?

Stranger: Really no.

You: lol

You: I knew

You: all along

Stranger: What did you know?

You: that you are not mafia

You: but you got to help me

You: I am in deep

Stranger: I see.

You: I bought something

You: and the owner is still waitig for me to pay it

You: €4000

Stranger: I see.

You: I don't have that much

Stranger: Good luck.

You: and now he is telling me

You: he is going to steal my stuff until he has €4000 of worth

You: what can I do ?

You: I have seen his face

You: but he might use somebody else

You: to do the job

You: I think I better tell the police right ?

Stranger: Probably.

You: thank you

You: may I tell them

You: that it was an Italian boy who suggest me to go to the cops ?

You: ^^

Stranger: Do as you prefer.

You: thank you lad, gtg now the guy is at my door

Stranger: And I am not a boy, I am a man.

You: K

You: man

You: dammit he just trew a stone

You: thourgh the window

You: I am scared now

You: anyway gtg now I need to fix the mess

[Horsa]

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: do i know you?
You: depends
Stranger: i see
You: no is type only
Stranger: k?
You: you can't see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi r u indian?
You: no
You: why?
Stranger: i wanna talk to indians
You: I like curry?
You: that good enough?
Stranger: sooooo
Stranger: where r u from?
You: New Zealand
You: you?
Stranger: india
You: ohh I see. That's why you want to talk to Indians.
Stranger: no
Stranger: not that reason
Stranger: so
Stranger: i wanna make friend on my email
You: with Indians?
Stranger: yaa
You: oh ok
Stranger: because i get email id from them
You: ok
You: Well I'm not Indian. Sorry
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: m/f?
You: male
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 22 m here about u?
You: I am male too
You: let me guess... you are gonna disconnect now right? lol
You: cus i'm not female
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sulfurion Blackfyre]

Wouldn't it be funny if two twcenter member met each other at the same time and posted their conversations with each other at the same time here, all the while not knowing about it?

[webMaster412160]

that would be fantastic haha! Keep trying I would say

[iudas]

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Stranger: jacob is that you?

You: yeah it's me

Stranger: really

You: really

Stranger: omg hey i miss you

You: it's been so long

Stranger: i know

You: have you gotten laid?

Stranger: babe you know im saving my self for you

You: uh, are you a girl or is jacob gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[♔Goodguy1066♔]

LMAO!

[Taxandrius]

I have to say you found a great site, master, but your unconvincing as a frenchman, a german, an italian or a girl

[iudas]

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You: hi

Stranger: heyy

You: asl

Stranger: 16 uk m

You: 17 f france

Stranger: nicee

Stranger: i been there last week

You: which place?

Stranger: ermm dunno

Stranger: went through to switzerland

You: oh

Stranger: lol

You: i live in nice

You: where do you live>?

Stranger: uk

Stranger: sheffield

You: i've only been to london in the uk

Stranger: cool

Stranger: so wt ur name?

You: lara

Stranger: awww

Stranger: so tell me bout you

You: your name?

Stranger: callum

You: nice to meet you callum

Stranger: you too

Stranger: so tell em bout you

Stranger: me

You: well i like music, dancing, the beach...

Stranger: hair eye colour

You: brown hair blue eys

Stranger: nice

You: how tall are you?

Stranger: 5 foot 8

Stranger: you

You: what's that in cm

Stranger: i dunno haha

Stranger: have you got msn?

You: no, we use yahoo here

Stranger: ive gt tht too

You: great

You: [censored] is my id

Stranger: wait

You: you're a bit short callum

Stranger: mines [censored]


You: i'm taller than you

Stranger:

You: i don't like short boys

You: bye

You have disconnected.