Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

[empr guy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: may i ask you a question?

Stranger: go on

You: thank you very much\

Stranger: whats the qn?

You: i asked if i could ask you something

You: your the best

Stranger: ok then

You: i want you to see something

Stranger: what?

You: its a video

Stranger: of?

You: its how i feel

You: i kneed you to know

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhasegf2wA

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: nice

You: thank you


You: your sacrifice will not be forgotten

You: im watching "the shinning" right now

Stranger: ok kool

Stranger: u m or f?

You: m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


that guy probably thought i was trippen out of my mind lol

[JackoHaddo]

You: hi

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: ur name ??

You: urs first

Stranger: aman

Stranger: u ??

You: jeffery

Stranger: kk

[JackoHaddo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: no i do not want to say hi

You have disconnected.

[JackoHaddo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hii

You: hii

Stranger: who might you be

You: who are u?

Stranger: im Adam

You: nice. i am gerald

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

he doesn't like the name gerald


Stranger: Hello, we're two girls

Stranger: Wendy 17 f

You: hi I am 10000000 years old

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. Pink]

JackoHaddo has successfully killed page 19 of this thread.

[Dan the Man]

Why? I didn't think his were that bad!
Although, the triple post probably doesn't help the situation...

[Ascarona]

Why? I didn't think his were that bad!

I did...

[Mr. Pink]

Why? I didn't think his were that bad!

Seriously? I'd rather take an open razor to my pubes than read some of that shite.

[Dan the Man]

Well, I didn't really see what was funny about #1, but the others weren't terrible!

...right?

[Arn]

Dying of cancer, desperatly horny and anti simetic.
I think I got to know this guy pretty well very quickly.

[Mr. Pink]

"Cancer ate my legs"



I think that is the first time a stranger has gotten the better of a TWC'er.

[Arn]

If he's actually trying to fool people with that story, which I think he is due to ctrl v on the first message, I would say that I'm the one who got the better out of him

[Ozy]

I entered trying to get some lulz, ended up having a long conversation with some american girl from NJ...i guess I'm not meant for trolling...

[empr guy]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Stranger: m here

You: or GTFO

You: i mean hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

Stranger: how are you feeling

You: im feeling drunk

You: just went to my friends party

Stranger: cool

Stranger: how did it go

You: it was awsome, we watched a movie and then we went to a bowling ally

You: and inbetween we went to her house for drinks

Stranger: nice

Stranger: do you have a bf?

You: no

You: my mom says im too young

Stranger: why not

Stranger: oh

Stranger: how old r u

You: im 7

Stranger: lol

Stranger: too old to drink

You: to old to still get drunk

Stranger: not a good liar

You: my liver is failing

Stranger: hehe

You: your sick

Stranger: how many drinks u had

You: in my life?

You: how the hell should i know

Stranger: yeah life of 84 months

You: my liver is failing, im going to die soon'

Stranger: whats ur last wish

You: what do you call a kid with no arms or legs in a pool?

You: a bosnian child

You: oh last wish....

You: hmmm

Stranger: where u from...

You: portugal

Stranger: yeah right

You: ?

Stranger: what do you do for work

You: i live on the spanish border though, so i never really learned portugese

You: i deliver papers

You: when my liver is all right :'(

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: u can replace ur liver

You: i tried to replace it with wine but it didnt work :'(

Stranger: how about water

You: we have to boil water sue to a recent contamination

Stranger: do you get crazy when drunk?

You: when we boil water we turn it into alcaholic drinks :'(

Stranger: can i ask you a personal question

You: ok

Stranger: have you cheated on your bf or husband

You: im 7

Stranger: so answer is NO

You: of course not

Stranger: what if u r drunk and in some guy makes you feel great

You: i dont have a BF i cant "cheat"

Stranger: lol

You: have you?

Stranger: no

You: its good to see there are still good people out there

You: yesterday i was riding my bike and someone threw a piece of meatloaf in the shape of a liver at me :'(

Stranger: lol

You: :'( why is that funny?

You: :'''''''(

Stranger: its funny..coz he had good aim

You: how did you know it was a he?

You: it was my father :'(

Stranger: hehe...

You: your such an awful person :'(

Stranger: no i m not

You: why would you say that?

Stranger: coz i m not awful...

You: why do you laugh at the pain of little portugese girls?\

Stranger: hahaha

You: are you sexist or racist?

Stranger: your funny

You: im crying

Stranger: oh...i am sorry to hear that

You: ...

You: im glad

You: these kids at school are sexist

You: they always tell me to cook something :'(

Stranger: i wanna talk to adult...

Stranger: sorry little gal

Stranger: bye

You: im a grown women

You: on the inside

Stranger: lol

You: except my liver its dead :'(

Stranger: i wanna talk to that grown woman

You: ok?

Stranger: have you heard of milk thistle

You: no?

Stranger: take it..it will make ur liver good

You: what is it?

Stranger: its a liver medicine...herbal

Stranger: u can buy it in all pharmacy

Stranger: otc

You: do herbal medicines actually work?

Stranger: offcourse

You: i hear they are fakes

You: and work like myths

Stranger: not all...some are all hyped

You: oh ok, i thought they might all be like that

Stranger: i see

You: how hot is your father?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: why

You: i just like older men

You: dont judge me

Stranger: lol

Stranger: how old r u...be honest

You: 23

Stranger: nope

Stranger: u r > 35

You: you think im older then 35?

Stranger: yeah

You: is it my voice?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: no..your maturity

You: ok?

You: would it be wierd if i said im not 20 yet?

Stranger: no...why?

Stranger: how does it matter..

You: because im not even ten yet, im seven

Stranger: lol

You: well, i g2g write an essay justifying the atomic bombings

You: it should be easy since japanese arent actaully people

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye

You: bye

You have disconnected.

ahh, had to break it off since i need to do my homework, but that conversation was not what i thought would happen lol.

[Pontifex Maximus]

Thanks, what would I do without seeing video of a fat hairy guy jerking off at least once a day?

[CerealGuy]

I entered trying to get some lulz, ended up having a long conversation with some american girl from NJ...i guess I'm not meant for trolling...

pff...when i try to troll a girl i end up making her laugh and i get her MSN
so 2 of us arn't ment for trolling

[SonOfOdin]

My typical chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Yo yo yo
Stranger: M/f
You: None, monkey

[Marshy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 19/F/Sweden
Stranger: HI IM 82
You: Sexy
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: IM 2 INCHES ERECT
You: -.-
You have disconnected.




Lolol



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21
Stranger: 32
Stranger: 12
Stranger: 32
Stranger: 123
You: I brought condoms so we can make baloon animals
Stranger: 213
Stranger: 1231312
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 123
Stranger: 13
Stranger: 213
Stranger: really?
You: YEAH
Stranger: can i have a dollar?
You: No I hate you
You have disconnected.












You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
Stranger: :O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Were you offended by the South Park episode that featured Muhammad?
You: Hell no
You: On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
Stranger: omg my dad used to sing this to me all the time!
You: REALLY
\
Stranger: YEAH!
Stranger: WIN
You: EPIC
Stranger:
Stranger: Bacon?
You: No Spaghetti...
You have disconnected.

[empr guy]

Thanks, what would I do without seeing video of a fat hairy guy jerking off at least once a day?

need i repeat????

ratio of girls to male genetalia isnt looking good.

dont use video chat lol. (and always be suspicious of links.....)

[Dan the Man]

Did you just quote yourself?
Time paradox!