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  1. June 01, 2010, 04:12 PM #341
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Which is that?
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  2. June 01, 2010, 04:47 PM #342
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    Apologies for copying, Niko, but i had to try that out:
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  3. June 01, 2010, 05:13 PM #343
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: Boy howdy mate what a nice day!

    Stranger: umm yeah1

    Stranger: !*

    You: just took the biggest dump in my life!

    Stranger: um good for you

    You: yep I can relax

    You: now

    You: I think I tore something though

    Stranger: ok thats enough info

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  4. June 01, 2010, 06:56 PM #344
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    Quote Originally Posted by UCMENOMOR View Post
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: Boy howdy mate what a nice day!

    Stranger: umm yeah1

    Stranger: !*

    You: just took the biggest dump in my life!

    Stranger: um good for you

    You: yep I can relax

    You: now

    You: I think I tore something though

    Stranger: ok thats enough info

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  5. June 01, 2010, 08:45 PM #345
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Heres some not-so-succesful attempts

    One
    You: Hi!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: male or female
    You: gay
    Stranger: does that mean male then...
    You: NO! I am a WOMAN trapped in a mans body
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    This one I thought was going rather well but after the leave I take it it didn't really work.
    Two
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 31 m saudi arabia
    Stranger: um..
    You: u?
    Stranger: 18 f korea
    You: Korea? :O Kim Jong Ill managed to finally unite it!?!
    Stranger: No, it is the North
    You: Oh Because Korea means the whole of Korea..
    You: Then which part?
    Stranger: I is South korea
    You: Ooooh...
    You: It's actually 5:23am here now.. I have to go milk the camels in a while..
    You: You dont have camels there do you?
    Stranger: North Korea, you know?
    You: They have camels in North Korea?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: wow
    You: ?
    Stranger: milk the camels ?
    You: Yeah!
    You: You do have milk right?
    You: Camel milk is MUCH better than cow milk!
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: i didm't know that
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    This one isnt that special, just though it might be worth posting:
    Three
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: dad i am a homosexual
    You: AND THIS IS HOW YOU TELL ME YOU FAGGOT?
    You: DONT EVEN BOTHER COMING BACK HOME
    You: IM CHANGING THE LOCKS
    Stranger: im sooory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love
    Stranger: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: Also know that your mother is crying for 4 days.
    You: She barely ate anything
    Stranger: WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: If anything happens to her I swear to God I will hunt you down like a dog!
    You: Because GOD does NOT LIKE FAGGOTS.
    You: And MY SON is such a drisgrace?!
    Stranger: NO DADDY NO!!! DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: Where are the catholic values we raised you with?!
    Stranger: i cant help it if i love kevin
    You: KEVIN?!? The butchers son?
    You: Wasnt he engaged to Sally?
    Stranger: ya....
    You: Oh well id thats the case
    You: then Sally is now single?
    Stranger: no she is currently in bed with sandy
    You: Good, can you please ask Kevin to give me her number?
    You: I will accept you as my son if you do.
    Stranger: k daddy 422-122-9624
    You: We've run out of ideas now havent we?
    Stranger: yah
    You: Ahahahah off I go then, best of luck trolling arround
    Stranger: lolz l8er

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  6. June 01, 2010, 10:10 PM #346
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    And thats how you get a girls to ask you for some contact info

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  7. June 06, 2010, 12:53 PM #347
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    Bump!

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: heyy, horny guy lookin for a horny older woman to have some fun with

    You: Go ask your mum then

    Stranger: she said no

    You: She said yes to me

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    They tried to protest in Glasgow and someone was raped at their camp. Moral of the story is children: do not camp overnight in Glasgow City Centre.
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    knowing what is about to happen I whisper in her ear,
    “do you know what makes us different from other animals?, We follow our prey, a lion or a tiger gets bored and follows something else, we persist” -------------------------------------------------------------------
    yhea i once did that, to a girl in higschool, i pressured her until she agreed to go sailing in a 10 ft baue, but she almost drowned so i no longer try that




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  8. June 06, 2010, 01:24 PM #348
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Pink View Post
    Bump!

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: heyy, horny guy lookin for a horny older woman to have some fun with

    You: Go ask your mum then

    Stranger: she said no

    You: She said yes to me

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  9. June 06, 2010, 02:33 PM #349
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heey
    You: Howdy!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: 19/m/SWE
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Wow, I guess I'm not good with people...


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  10. June 06, 2010, 02:59 PM #350
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: What's so good about twenty three year olds?

    You: There's 20 of them

    You: What's even better about twenty two year olds?

    Stranger: I don't know?

    You: They're all a year younger

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Last edited by Mr. Pink; June 06, 2010 at 03:05 PM.

    Quote Originally Posted by Danny_K_1 View Post
    They tried to protest in Glasgow and someone was raped at their camp. Moral of the story is children: do not camp overnight in Glasgow City Centre.
    Post of The Year 2011
    Quote Originally Posted by Ima Farmathar View Post
    knowing what is about to happen I whisper in her ear,
    “do you know what makes us different from other animals?, We follow our prey, a lion or a tiger gets bored and follows something else, we persist” -------------------------------------------------------------------
    yhea i once did that, to a girl in higschool, i pressured her until she agreed to go sailing in a 10 ft baue, but she almost drowned so i no longer try that




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  11. June 06, 2010, 04:34 PM #351
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heey
    You: Howdy!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: 19/m/SWE
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Wow, I guess I'm not good with people...
    try 19/f/Sweden and you'll get a vast listening audience
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  12. June 06, 2010, 05:47 PM #352
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    Stranger: Hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: M and F like lady GAGA


    You: hi

    Stranger: hi
    You: asl
    Stranger: urs first??
    Stranger: m
    Stranger: 24
    Stranger: turkey??
    You: 18/f/England
    Stranger: o sorry
    Stranger: i am 19 m India
    Stranger: i just got fep up
    Stranger: of thie turkish gay guy
    You: o sorry i'm 27 m and from china
    Stranger: hehehe
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  13. June 06, 2010, 07:17 PM #353
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: heyy, horny guy lookin for a horny older woman to have some fun with



    You: is your mom home?

    You: or your grandmother?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.









    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: Hi

    Stranger: ASL?

    You: 19/f/sweeden

    You: you?

    Stranger: 15 m USA

    You: cool

    Stranger: Yup

    Stranger: What do you look like?

    You: 5'11

    You: blond hair

    You: sholder length beard

    You: its where i keep my chicken nuggets

    Stranger: That's sexy

    You: you bet

    Stranger: I'd tap that

    You: chicken nuggets?!@?!?!?!

    You: FREAK!!

    You have disconnected.

    hehe
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  14. June 06, 2010, 07:22 PM #354
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taxandrius View Post
    try 19/f/Sweden and you'll get a vast listening audience
    Hahaha that did make me laugh!

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: 2 girls here
    You: Is that so?
    Stranger: mia 17 f
    Stranger: and Kasey 19 f
    Stranger: talk to us here, its better
    Stranger: (linky linky link!)
    Stranger: see you there
    You: I think not
    You have disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hii
    You: hello
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: asl
    You: 19/m/Sweden
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi7
    You: hiya
    Stranger: hş
    Stranger: how are u?
    You: I'm fine thank you, and how are you?
    Stranger: not bad
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 19/m/Sweden
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You: hello!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: f or m
    You: Sweden
    You: you?
    Stranger: ıtalıan
    You: ah!
    Stranger: f or mk
    You: I beg you pardon?
    Stranger: female oe male
    You: aah
    You: I am a male
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Last edited by Biggles; June 07, 2010 at 03:03 AM.


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  15. June 06, 2010, 08:58 PM #355
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Might want to censor that link, just so the Mods don't get on you
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  16. June 07, 2010, 01:56 AM #356
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    yeah i get that a few times

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    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: no asl

    You: where's mah money?

    Stranger: ill get it to you later

    You: no, we had a deal

    Stranger: ill get it to you tomorrow

    You: you better had boy

    Stranger: im sorry im thinking of family guy

    Stranger: xD

    Stranger: with stewie and bryan

    Stranger: u know

    Stranger: wheres my money

    You: STEWIE!?

    You: THAT BASTARD

    You: HE OWES ME 10K

    You: BRYAN? BUT I THOUGHT HE LOVED ME

    Stranger: well.....im sorry...but ur kind of....scaring me

    Stranger: e.o

    Stranger: please be normal

    Stranger: be urself

    You: Fear is a good tactic for getting mah money

    Stranger: ...

    Stranger: im sorry

    Stranger: have a nice day

    Stranger:

    You: TOMORROW

    You: BE THERE

    Stranger: ugh

    Stranger: bye

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: haha

    You: hello

    Stranger: oops

    Stranger: hello friend

    You: can i ask you a question?

    Stranger: sure

    You: thank you very much

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  19. June 07, 2010, 02:19 PM #359
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    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: where's u from
    Stranger: uk u
    You: same
    Stranger: klkl you male or female
    You: male
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You: Hey.

    You: hello?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    You: Hi

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Stranger: asl?

    You: What?

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  20. June 07, 2010, 02:21 PM #360
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    Stranger: stay if u a F with a pic...m 17

    You: sorry to disapoint you

    You have disconnected.

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