Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

[Taxandrius]

try to put your tv some metres behing you, put it on Al Jahzeerah and put a towel over your head

that's the way to cam with pervs

[empr guy]

yea, ratio of girls to male genetalia isnt looking good.


i finnaly got a girl to talk to me and my browser closed

[Vítor Gaspar]

try to put your tv some metres behing you, put it on Al Jahzeerah and put a towel over your head

that's the way to cam with pervs

Holy that is actually an AWESOME idea!! Might give a try!

[Saturn]

I just had the most epic convo ever, but when they disconnected I was in the middle of typing and it went to the next convo when I hit space. This was literally the best one I have ever had.

[CerealGuy]

here was my first one
its a pretty long one

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You:hi
your conversational partner has disconnected

[empr guy]

Stranger: SUPP DAWG

You: hi

You: i disected a cat today in my bio class

Stranger: cool. can i investigate ur cat?

You: err, i dont have it

You: although we didnt actually finish yet

Stranger: can i investigate ur pussycat then? ;D

You: i cut out its heart so it wont escape

You: im the only boy in my group. looks like i win this round

Stranger: ewwwh. nevermind. sick . i dont want ur infected vagina

Stranger: o-o

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CerealGuy]

here is my second convo
Stranger: hi asl

You: 89/M/Antartica
your convosational partner has disconnected

EDIT: here is my next one




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: is that you grandma

Stranger: ..

Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW'

Stranger: i thought i was hiding her well

You: i can just tell

Stranger: dont tell anyone

Stranger: im collecting grandmas

Stranger: im starting a farm

You: my dinosaur will tell

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Stranger:




i tried webcam and there was a guy masturbaiting
tried it again a person in a skirt up close to the screen got flashed with balls
tried it again some dude in a dark vador costume said do you like Hairy d***
and closed the window asap

so this isnt going anywhere

[mp0295]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: What code

Stranger: hmmm?

Stranger: asl

You: What legal code

Stranger: ??

Stranger: wtf are you talking about

You: Oh stop acting like you dont know. First off ip adresses would change over time so that's just stupid to start with

Stranger: ???

Stranger: wtf?

Stranger: what is your major malfunction?

You: your a funny one. If omeggle really had to say that message it wouldn't be in the form of a message from you

Stranger: ???

Stranger: omg

Stranger: wtf are you ing talking about

You: Im not guna copy and past it because i know thats what i want you to do.

Stranger: wtf?

You: Ok lets say this why you are lying

Stranger: WHAT THE ?

Stranger: stupid

You: How i know

Stranger: ok, we'll play a game, ill pretend like i know what the youre talking about then well move on

Stranger: ok

Stranger: see, this is fun?

Stranger: yes?

You: How would ommegle know your a sex offender if your coming on the first time. I know your not coming on the first time or else someone would have metnioned the message already

Stranger: i thought so

Stranger: wtf?

Stranger: im not a sex offender

Stranger: ><


Stranger: what the are you talking about...

You: And yes of course you aren't, most teenagers who are bored at home aren't.. yet

Stranger: ?!

Stranger: im 21

Stranger: woah waoh

Stranger: how the ...

Stranger: ><

Stranger: how old am i?

Stranger: youre good at this

You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Omegle#trolling

You: What your a bored newfag?

Stranger: ....

You: if you even know what that is?

Stranger: wow...

Stranger: i am impressed

Stranger: congrats

Stranger: out of 7000+ users, youre not the dumbass

You: Why thank you. Congradulations on fooling so many morons

Stranger:

Stranger: there are too many on this site

You: I might try it myself for the fun of it, to see how stupid people truly are

Stranger: im impressed! now, how old am i?

You: I was trying to make you angry so you would break character

Stranger: yes, they are pretty idiotic, so many people read it panic, insult me, then dc

Stranger: hmmm

[Saturn]

I tried impersonating Hitler. Who should I try next?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: 121 Male Argentina

Stranger: 121?!

You: Yes

Stranger: impressive

Stranger: lol

You: I used to live in Germany.

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i live in England

You: I moved in 1945

Stranger: lol

You: My name is Adolf

Stranger: sexy name

Stranger: im a Jew, im not sure we should be talking

You: Why not?

You: You're no fun

Stranger: ha

Stranger: i am LOADS of fun

You: I wrote a book, rather my friend Hess helped type it.

Stranger: oh lovely, is it a good read?

You: Yes

You: Abe Foxman put a forward in it.

Stranger: hmm, i dont actually know who that is! lol

You: For some reason he criticized me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CerealGuy]

here is my next one and is a failure




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: is that you grandma

Stranger: if you're just an unpleasant horny guy who just wants to chat with the webcam, you might as well disconnect immediately, ok?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

how does that have to do with grandma

[Innos]

how does that have to do with grandma

It means that he has a very very sick fetish lol .

Not strictly Omegle, but I've just been on Chatroulette. I wrote on a piece of paper 'If you turn your head then I win' and held it at a 90 degree angle, it funny seeing people's reactions lol. It didn't work on all the guys, but pretty much all the girls seem to be caught out by it .

[CerealGuy]

i can now see why he said that 30 min later i decided to give it another try and this happend

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey are you a horny female with msn and cam? or skype or aim? 17/m/uk

You: ...

You: noooooooooooooooooooooo

You have disconnected.

i can see why that guy said that about unpleasent horny guys...

[empr guy]

You: do you have a grandma?

You: yay or nay?

Stranger: I have two

You: which one is better looking?

Stranger: How am I supposed to know?

Stranger: And why do you want to know?

You: look at them?

You: i really like older people

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hi

Stranger: Who shot first?

You: huh?

You: the girl goes off first, or your not doing it right

Stranger: You are officially a . Eat "poop" and die.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hoes it going

Stranger: Hey hot single girl looking for lesbian or bi chick

You: hows*

You: o cool me too

Stranger: Asl

You: 20/f/US

Stranger: 18 f us

You: nice

Stranger: U wanna start or shuld I

You: i have a confession to make

Stranger: What?

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Binshuy]

this is dangerous. full of dongs and trolls kids

[Dan the Man]

This thread is made of win! I don't have the guts to go to Omegle myself, but I can always come here to lol at your posts. Keep it up!

EDIT:

That's about as funny as ball cancer.

Can I sig this?

Yet another edit: If somebody repeated the whole ShamWow commercial in a chat I would rep them 1,000 times!

[CerealGuy]

how the......
i actully had a decent conersation and this happend
(the stuff before was kinda personal)
Stranger: er.

Connection imploded.

btw i tried the billy mays thing this happend
You: billy mays here

Stranger: p***y

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

here is the next one
i had a pretty arousing conversation with a Girl using my special charm and this happend
this is innapropraite for small children

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Attachment 91299
my conversation ended

[mp0295]

If i could post the stuff i did with a little hacking tool for this, id get banned instantly. But it was the most fun i have ever had trolling. EVER. Best of all the morons i were playing with didn't realize at all.

[Marshy]

I see a big future for this thread!

[Banana Jelly]

Oh gosh, I never knew TWC was full of trolls lol. Good thing I am not alone huh?

[Neoton]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16. Male. GA, USA.
You: 1200, Male, Mars
You: i need parts to repair my ship
Stranger: ah.
Stranger: that's quite the predicament
You: i must destroy the earth
You: sad for you
Stranger: please spare me
You: hmm
You: i am
Stranger: i have some gum. you can stick junk together.
You: 5,56
You: m. high
You: you woud be in my legs
You: ?
Stranger: what?
You: hmm
You: strange human
You: ?
Stranger: oh.
You: oooo
You: you have gum
You: ?
You: what color is it
You: ?
Stranger: red
You: do you have green it must be like me skin-green
Stranger: yea, i got some evergreen junk
Stranger: or something
You: about my
You: ship
You: do you
You: \have
You: samething like
You: ...
You: hmm
You: intermoleculartransfoferaipingcentre?
Stranger: nah, fresh out
You: nice
You: how many mars cristals do you sell it
You: ?
Stranger: 8
You: o mine i
You: will buy it
You: on mars
You: this costs at least 360000000
You: thanks
Stranger: no problem
You: you
You: will be spared
Stranger: hey, thanks
You: and
You: did you ever see a marsian
You: ?
Stranger: of course not. that would be "crazy"
You: no
Stranger: (i'm being ironic of course)
You: my people infiltrated this plannet 300 years ago
You: so you coud see them
Stranger: i knew george washington wasn't really human
You: he was a mutant
You: a wrong of the nature
You:
Stranger: i could tell.
Stranger: that wig was too strange.
You: it wasn't a wig
You: it was his hair
You:
Stranger: oh dear.