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    Stranger: Can I watch u mastrubating? (only female & skype/yahoo)

    You: yeah sure

    Stranger:

    Stranger: ur skype?

    You: darksithlordofpower

    Stranger: are u a man?

    You: of course not what makes you think so?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Pink View Post


    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hi

    You: Awright

    Stranger: How are u?

    You: Pretty tired after that furious masterbating session I just had.

    You: You?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    OK.

    I've just noticed someone repped me for this and said they used it multiple times.

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    “do you know what makes us different from other animals?, We follow our prey, a lion or a tiger gets bored and follows something else, we persist” -------------------------------------------------------------------
    yhea i once did that, to a girl in higschool, i pressured her until she agreed to go sailing in a 10 ft baue, but she almost drowned so i no longer try that





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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    For the SAW lovers:

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    You: hello

    Stranger: hey asl

    You: I want to play a game

    You: Live or die make your choice

    Stranger: what game

    You: next to your PC is a device

    You: put your hand in the round while

    You: whole

    Stranger: die????????????????????????????

    You: press the button next to the device

    You: that says: I want to play this game

    You: do this now

    Stranger: i did

    You: K

    You: Now you will hear a screaming sound

    Stranger: nun happen

    You: that is you who is getting pierieced by a medal plate

    You: you died

    You: game over

    You: better luck next time
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    a drunk Saw in that case....

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    Icon3 I hit the nail on this convo, sorry for not making it in the chat topic but its worth your time.

    This one of the most messed, crazzy, convo's I have had in a while. And her pic is somehwhere in the convo. Enjoy guy's made for the users of TWC, to be entertainted. And you can merge this into the chat topic once a few people have seen it. The reason I am posting it here is to get a good look and being able to find it faster. And not on a growing page, that it gets one page 10 and we are already on page 12.

    Now I shall quite with talking and have a good read:

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    Stranger: hellooo

    You: hello

    You: I want to play a game, live or die, make your choice

    You: In your house

    You: is a device

    Stranger: die

    You: with wires

    You: one of them is connected to your PC

    You: the blue one

    Stranger: dunno

    You: and the red one is connected to a device that will trigger a bom

    You: to go off

    You: you have 60 seconds to make a choice

    Stranger: I'm a unicorn and u can not kill me

    You: live or die Micheal

    You: make your choice now

    Stranger: cuz I'm immortal or whatever u call it

    You: but remember

    You: the blue one kills your mum

    Stranger: i dont have a mum

    You: by releasing a toxic

    You: posion

    You: to her

    You: then your father

    Stranger: dunt have one

    You: your sister

    You: thus

    You: make your choice

    You: Michael

    You: the clock is ticking

    You: tick

    You: tick

    You: tick

    Stranger: I dunt have a sister

    You: what do you have ?

    You: game over Michael

    You: the time is over

    Stranger: a cat...

    Stranger: his name is bruno!

    You: then the cat dies

    You: by a toic

    You: toxic posion

    You: in his food

    Stranger: he's a spider cat

    You: transferd by the blue wire

    Stranger: and can climb on walls

    You: ...

    You: Thus Micheal

    Stranger: and he can kill u before!

    You: make your choice

    Stranger: ...

    Stranger: not before

    You: I am the Jigsclaw

    You: nobody kills me

    You: I kill them

    Stranger: oooh, kitty got claws

    You: worthless subjects

    Stranger: yea

    Stranger: i know

    You: no you are a subject

    You: and you are worthless

    You: you are my minion

    You: I move you

    You: with chess

    Stranger: you move me

    Stranger: okay

    Stranger: sure

    Stranger: move me

    You: I'm

    You: go to the firdge

    You: take a bottle of milk

    You: and feed your cat

    You: You have done that

    You: exactly

    You: 14 mintues and 54 seconds ago

    Stranger: lalallalala

    You: don't laugh with me!

    You: I am the Jigscla

    You: w

    You: master of DEAD

    Stranger: DEAD

    Stranger: ooooh

    You: I control your faith

    Stranger: scary

    You: your destiny

    You: is mine

    You: MINe

    You: I say

    Stranger: oooh, I love faith in buffy

    Stranger: she's hot

    You: Do you want to play an other game ?

    Stranger: sure!

    You: k

    You: what did you do 2 days ago ?

    You: school ?

    You: no

    You: but what did you do ?

    You: is of importance

    You: for the next game to be held

    Stranger: hmmm... I think I played video games the whole day

    You: the clock is ticking

    You: K

    You: on PC ?

    You: or playstation ?

    Stranger: psp

    Stranger: (y)

    You: k

    You: Michael cough cough

    You: I want to play a game

    Stranger: whos michael anyways?

    You: live or die, make your choice

    You: you will se at the end of this game

    Stranger: DIE MF DIE!

    You: We'll see

    You: who the MF here is

    Stranger: ME ME!

    You: indeed

    You: Michael

    You: now

    Stranger: whos micael?

    You: you

    You: idiot

    Stranger: ah

    Stranger: me

    Stranger: but my name is alice >:

    You: Alice in wonderland ?

    You: your a girl ?

    Stranger: YEAH! precisley!

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: a lesbian with big boobs

    Stranger: hehe

    You: how old are you ?

    Stranger: 15 actually, bu I look a lot more yrs older, ppl thinks Iäm over 18 or somethin'

    Stranger: *i'm

    You: your skinny ?

    You: or hot ?

    Stranger: sorry for the crappy spelling

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: skinny as hell, it's not even hot .-:

    Stranger: *._.

    Stranger: but I AM hot

    You: says who ?

    You: you

    You: haha

    You: you can't say that of yourelf

    You: yourself

    Stranger: weeeeell... I have like 3 diffrent stalkers already

    Stranger: seriosly

    You: that isn't postive

    Stranger: nah

    You: those stalkers all guy's ?

    You: or female ?

    Stranger: and there's a lot of guys who wants me... buuuuut... yeah

    You: the clock is ticking

    Stranger: dude, they're all guys

    You: but your not for guy's

    Stranger: nah...

    You: your lesbian

    Stranger: penis is scary

    You: or thats what I say

    You: ?

    You: why's that ?

    Stranger: cuz it is!

    You: it gives you pleasure right

    Stranger: ....naaaaah, I only like girls

    Stranger: love boobs

    You: But how do you do it then ? I am pretty sure

    You: that you do it like normal ppl do

    Stranger: I'm a virgin

    You: me to

    Stranger: hellooo?
    I'm like only 15?

    You: your blond ?

    Stranger: nah, brunette

    Stranger: with blonde streaks

    You: so young

    You: and already full

    Stranger: I had pink hair last year

    You: of

    You: O good

    You: for you

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: I know

    Stranger: full of what?

    You: nothing

    You: nvm

    You: it

    Stranger: ...duh, I wanna know

    You: nah its nothing

    You: really

    Stranger: yes it is

    You: why if I may ask ?

    You: your perfect image ?

    Stranger: cuz I'm curious

    You: aren't we all

    You: tick

    You: tick

    Stranger: oh, stop it, michael or whatever u call ur self

    You: did I make you angry ?

    You: I hope so^^

    Stranger: nah

    You: dang

    Stranger: I'm all happy go lucky

    You: better luck next time

    Stranger: always happy

    You: dang

    Stranger: yeah

    You: how can I make you angry ?

    Stranger: hm

    Stranger: dunno

    You: I think I know

    Stranger: pretty hard cuz I dont know u irl

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: what?

    You: prehaps you do

    You: know me

    Stranger: yeah

    You: but you don't know who I am

    Stranger: dunt think so

    You: of course

    You: twiligt is so nice^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Stranger: cuz ur english is pretty good and all my friends have really crappy english

    Stranger: twillight, the movie?

    You: because your friend are crappy

    You: yes

    Stranger: I hate that movie

    You: finally

    You: someone

    You: who says that

    Stranger: like, glitter, what the ?

    You: chuck ?

    You: tick

    Stranger: vamps are supposed to be scary .._.

    You: tick

    You: I am a vampire

    Stranger: orly

    You: bring me a cup of blood

    Stranger: vampires are hot

    You: lol

    You: Dracula is ?

    Stranger: like the only male creautre that is hot accept for anime dudes

    Stranger: nah, he looks dead

    You: thus your wrong

    You: vamires are not hot

    Stranger: wrong bout what?

    You: its the make up

    You: foool

    You: FOOL


    Stranger: yes they are!

    Stranger: love the teeths... ah

    You: that isn't make up

    You: but somehing else

    Stranger: whadya mean?

    You: nothing but got one thing to say

    Stranger: aaand?

    You: I want to play a game one more time

    You: if you lose

    Stranger: suea thing

    Stranger: mh?

    You: I will copy paste this on a very big forum

    You: our convo

    Stranger: sure

    You: for the world to see

    Stranger: don't mind

    You: dang

    You: how can I make it dangerous or intersting

    You: if there are no stakes ?

    Stranger: dunno

    Stranger: stakes?

    You: don't know how to say in Enlgish

    You: I am Dutch

    You: you know

    Stranger: don't know

    You: never heard of Belgium N

    Stranger: I'm from sweden

    You: ?

    Stranger: ah

    You: yeah right

    Stranger: belgium

    You: BeLGIUM

    You: the best country

    You: there is

    Stranger: yeah yeah whatever

    You: heheheeheh

    You: don't

    You: do tthat

    You: on me

    Stranger: I hate my contry

    You: MISTER

    Stranger: HEY!

    Stranger: I'm a chick

    Stranger: not some dude

    You: no your not

    You: your a guy

    Stranger: orly?

    Stranger: nah

    You: sorry

    You: but you are

    Stranger: noo

    You: most here are

    Stranger: honesly

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: I'm a girl

    You: everyone actally is

    You: here

    Stranger: NOOOOO

    You: how can you be so certain ?

    You: do you look to yourself every day ?

    Stranger: ...I dont have a penis, that's for sure

    You: in the mirror

    You: with a smile

    You: O_O

    You: °_°

    Stranger: HEY, I'm a girl, dude!

    You: no

    You: tick

    You: tick

    You: the clock is ticking

    Stranger: yeh yeah

    You: time is running ou

    You: t

    Stranger: dont care 'bout the clock

    You: you need to make a choice

    Stranger: mh?

    Stranger: I choose the teddys

    You: taken

    Stranger: ooooor.. the cookies

    You: sorry

    You: next turn

    Stranger: huh?

    You: your mum

    You: eats them

    You: before you

    You: FOOL


    Stranger: I don't have a mom stubid

    You: lol

    You: and I am King Kong

    Stranger: yeah yeah
    AND I'M A MODEL!

    Stranger: seriosly, I am

    You: no

    Stranger: yes

    You: no

    Stranger: yes

    You: no

    Stranger: yes

    You: K I give up

    Stranger: HEDROLL! zxeryghjnk öl

    Stranger: yeah

    You: whats that ?

    You: kut wijf

    Stranger: uh... never mind

    Stranger: but u wanted to play a game, right?

    You: yes

    You: I did

    Stranger: and, yes, I AM a model

    You: say that

    You: I

    You: don't know what to say on that one

    You: you make alot of cash ?

    You: $$$

    Stranger: nah, but I get free haircuts

    You: not famous

    You: no cash

    Stranger: I do shoots for a hair saloon

    You: O nice

    You: Can I see them ?

    Stranger: yea

    Stranger: no

    You: Of course

    Stranger: or maby

    You: I was expecting

    You: that

    You: maybe ?

    You: no

    You: you should not

    You: do that

    Stranger: I don't wanna give away my pretty face to you y'know! D:

    You: I'll say if you are pretty or not

    Stranger: don't even know who u are

    You: I am 17$

    You: guy from Belgium

    Stranger: ah

    You: I write poems and tales

    Stranger: 15 from sweden

    You: spent time on a forum

    You: that I own

    You: to make it bigger

    Stranger: kewl

    You: and bigger

    You: and play once in a while game

    You: you want to have my msn ?

    Stranger: ...okay

    You: I have to go in a few

    Stranger: me too

    Stranger: have tons of homework

    You: lol

    Stranger: okay, wanna see the pic?

    You: sure

    Stranger: you only get too se one

    You: fine

    Stranger: http://www.sockra.com/index.php?page=home
    I'm the blonde at the front page

    Stranger: and back then, I was blonde

    Stranger: It was like a year ago

    Stranger: before I got pink

    You: lol

    You: at the fingers

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: I'm skinny as hell

    You: you look good I atmit

    You: atmid

    Stranger: my fingers look like ing sticks

    You: lol

    Stranger: I look alot better now tho

    You: you can kill someone

    You: with those

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: i can

    Stranger: ...

    Stranger: nooo

    You: in the eye

    Stranger: not with my fingers

    You: a gun ?

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: I love guns

    You: you know

    Stranger: hm?

    You: the movie with Nicolas

    You: Cage

    You: forgot its name

    You: but it was with alot of bullets

    You: war lord

    You: or something

    You: A

    Stranger: don't know the film

    You: Now I know

    You: Lord of WAr

    Stranger: hm?

    You: search

    Stranger: never seen

    You: traier

    You: trailer

    You: Or I'll get you one

    You: hold

    Stranger: naaaaaah... I'm too lazy

    Stranger: nooo

    Stranger: dun wanna

    You: k

    Stranger: gotta go

    You: then

    You: k

    Stranger: my mom is yelling at me

    Stranger: surprise

    You: my msn:
    Stranger: she's alive!

    You: lol

    You: I knew

    Stranger: but my dad is dead tho

    Stranger: or my step father

    You: thats not good to hear

    You: sorry for your lose

    Stranger: but i hate my real father so my step dather was like my real

    You: I see

    You: don't forget to add me

    You: I gtg now

    Stranger: you are added

    Stranger: bye

    You: bye

    Last edited by webMaster412160; August 17, 2016 at 03:16 PM.
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by master412160 View Post
    For the SAW lovers:

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    You: hello

    Stranger: hey asl

    You: I want to play a game

    You: Live or die make your choice

    Stranger: what game

    You: next to your PC is a device

    You: put your hand in the round while

    You: whole

    Stranger: die????????????????????????????

    You: press the button next to the device

    You: that says: I want to play this game

    You: do this now

    Stranger: i did

    You: K

    You: Now you will hear a screaming sound

    Stranger: nun happen

    You: that is you who is getting pierieced by a medal plate

    You: you died

    You: game over

    You: better luck next time
    That's about as funny as ball cancer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Danny_K_1 View Post
    They tried to protest in Glasgow and someone was raped at their camp. Moral of the story is children: do not camp overnight in Glasgow City Centre.
    Post of The Year 2011
    Quote Originally Posted by Ima Farmathar View Post
    knowing what is about to happen I whisper in her ear,
    “do you know what makes us different from other animals?, We follow our prey, a lion or a tiger gets bored and follows something else, we persist” -------------------------------------------------------------------
    yhea i once did that, to a girl in higschool, i pressured her until she agreed to go sailing in a 10 ft baue, but she almost drowned so i no longer try that





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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pious Agnost View Post
    You: I ain't never heard of Brazil

    You: They speak English in Brazil?

    Stranger: no ><

    Stranger: did you never hear about Brazil?

    Stranger: oh

    Stranger: XD

    Stranger: we speak portuguese

    Stranger: where you from?

    You: Portugal

    Stranger: LOL

    Stranger: então você me entende?

    You: I spelt New Zealand wrong

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: ok
    Nicely played, sir.

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    Default Re: I hit the nail on this convo, sorry for not making it in the chat topic but its worth your time.

    This might sound strange, but do you really believe someone if they say that they are a model with a picture on some random website?
    I have to agree this is quite messed up
    and I'm not talking about the other person...

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    Default Re: I hit the nail on this convo, sorry for not making it in the chat topic but its worth your time.

    So you have no friends and take your refuge to omegle? Why do you think that would even bother me in the slightest form whatsoever?

    "Just searching for a world with some soul..."

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    Default Re: I hit the nail on this convo, sorry for not making it in the chat topic but its worth your time.

    I don't belief it really I made this convo just to show everyone like in teh chat topic everyone shows there convo's. But I found this one worth a own topic.

    Dude I also was fakking most of the stuff to sound like a weirdo to the girl or whatever it it.
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    The concept of Master's convos are good, they just suck because he can't speak English well
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    dang someone merged this^^ True I suck at English, but I have improved big time.
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ♔Goodguy1066♔ View Post

    Anyway, this is what 90% of my convos go like (real conversation I just had right now):

    You: hi\

    Stranger: hey

    You: asl?

    Stranger: m 17 us

    You: cool

    You: m 16 isreail
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
    i even spelled isreal wrong lol


    I tried to be a girl on one but the guy wouldnt believe there were girls on omegle...
    Last edited by empr guy; May 24, 2010 at 02:51 PM.
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    I don't belief it really I made this convo just to show everyone like in teh chat topic everyone shows there convo's. But I found this one worth a own topic.
    nobody in the caht topic posts convo's...except you

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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Master you shouldn't be allowed on the internet unsupervised.
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi. Asl?

    You: "breasts" or GTFO

    Stranger: what?

    You: what?

    You: oh

    You: 17/f/mid west US

    Stranger: 17 m australia

    Stranger: you horny?

    You: i guess so

    Stranger: awesome. How big are your "breasts"?

    You: C cup

    Stranger: awesome

    Stranger: you have pics?

    Stranger: wanna ?

    You: srry dont have pics. What do you look like?

    Stranger: girls at school say im hot

    You: tall short long hair short hair?

    Stranger: average long hair big

    You: nice

    You: im a bit tall for my area (5'6) and i have long blond hair

    You: nice blond beard too

    Stranger: beard?

    You: what?

    Stranger: you said you have a beard

    You: i dont have a beard that would be so gross

    Stranger: you said you have a nice blond beard

    You: oh i meant eyebrows i watching the original robin hood and a guy has a blond beard sorry

    Stranger: what colour's your pubic hair?

    You: whatever color you want

    Stranger: no, seriously. 'cos i saw a pic of a blond with black pubic hair. I thought that was a bit odd

    You: oh, its like dirty blond, i bet she dye'd it

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: i wanna you

    Stranger: would you let me?

    You: i guess so

    Stranger: if i had to , where would you let me?

    You: just not on my dick

    Stranger: what??
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    *high five*
    I <3 the beard convos
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    has anyone tried a video chat? I tried with mine turned off and i told everyone it broke, but they doint seem to want to talk to me....

    oh, and everyone else had theirs off to, i wonder what they want to see
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    I tried it 20 times. Once, I saw a hawt 16 year old, panicked and left, and a guy with no shirt on. The other's were just black squares.
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    Default Re: Omegle chats, talk with STRANGERS, real people!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Doge Vitale View Post
    I tried it 20 times. Once, I saw a hawt 16 year old, panicked and left, and a guy with no shirt on. The other's were just black squares.

    yea i saw one girl (pretty hot actually), but when i didnt show myself she left. I was looking for a screem mask to wear but i cant find that either...
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