Inspired by Iudas's experience:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Jacob?

Stranger: hi hi

You: Jacob is that you?

Stranger: no i'm sorry

You: Did you like the cactus I sent you Jacob?

You: ...

You: You're cheating on me aren't you?

Stranger: y

Stranger: i can't get what u're talking about

You: Screw you Jacob!

You: *runs off sobbing*

Stranger: ...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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