Napoleon Total War Multi-Player Strategy Guide for Newbs

[De Soto]

Seriously, you had to quote the whole thing?

To get my point across, yes.

[daniu]

To get my point across, yes.

You didn't have a point.
Nobody's interested in what you don't read.

[Major Hemorrhoid]

a million De Soto! I was completely out of meaningful or even semi-meaningful crap to say about this topic, but still wanted to keep this thread on the front page of this sub-forum (without getting "gigged" by the admins for blatant "spamming"), but you took care of it for me!

[De Soto]

How do I activate the ignore function guise?

[Major Hemorrhoid]

OMG! Another one bites the dust! I'm so depressed I could kill myself!



Do you guys really think I give a whether you put me on your ignore lists or not? I've got FAR more important to worry about than that! All of you s put together are't even a tiny "blip" on my radar screen. A pimple on one of my buttcheeks concerns me more than getting blocked by you.

[daniu]

How do I activate the ignore function guise?

Sadly, the thread I started about that got locked .

[Major Hemorrhoid]

I had nothing to do with that daniu. I though it was a very informative thread. In fact, I tried to get them to open it back up! Threads like that can only add to my incredible "rep"! I wasn't offended in the least by it, but the admins determined it was against forum rules. Damn the luck!

[Danweck]

A pimple on one of my buttcheeks concerns me more than getting blocked by you.

Those pimples can be very uncomfortable, so I understand where you are coming from.

[De Soto]

Nobody's interested in what you don't read.

You speak for TWC as a whole? Wow! You must be very proud of yourself.[edit troll LAWL] Added to ignore list as well



"too long; didn't read."
1. The inability to accept, understand or pay attention to information when not separated by a header.
2. The ability to arbitrarily read 400 small posts but not a long one.
3. A sign of ADD or lack of reading capability.
4. A very cheap response and an indication of lack of wit.
5. 90% of the time: A lie.
6. A desperate attempt at a comeback used by people who just can't think of one.
7. Usually used by people who've been torn apart verbally but want one last attempt at looking witty.
8. Total failure at #7.
7. A sign that, not only is someone too lazy and stupid to read but, clearly, too lazy and stupid to even type out four words indicating such.
9. Collect every "tl,dr" post online, and you'll have a good estimate of the number of lazy idiots on Earth, who currently have Internet access.
10. Should really be:
"Too Lazy, Don't Read."

[Major Hemorrhoid]

Actually, I meant to say that getting a pimple on one of my buttcheeks is of INFINITELY MORE CONCERN to me than getting blocked by anyone on this forum. Like you point out Danweck, those ass pimples can be quite uncomfortable, which is MUCH MORE DISCONCERTING than being blocked by anyone on any forum for that matter. I have to laugh at the deluded self-importance exhibited by a small, select group of members on this forum. Of course, we all have the right to block anyone whom we choose to block, however you won't ever catch me blocking anyone. I figure a few words that I don't even have to read if I don't want to can't hurt me too badly.

[tenjouten]

Lol, I thought tl;dr was "Too lost, damn reading"

[Major Hemorrhoid]

Good God tenjouten, did you have a long night? What the hell did you just say?
I love reading your posts, but I just can't decipher that last one. Oh, I see it now. My bad.
I think De Soto has everyone blocked though so I doubt that you'll get a response from him. I think he even blocked himself, so when he looks at threads on this forum, all he sees are blank pages.

[tenjouten]

Meh, I stopped caring about responses ever since I was a wee lad in high school. Now, I just post whatever was on my mind relating to the topic being discussed. .

[Major Hemorrhoid]

Cool! You're well on your way to becoming the next "Major Hemorrhoid" tenjouten!

We'll call you "Captain Hemorrhoid"! You'll have to work your way up to the rank of Major by relentlessly "trolling" everyone on here 24/7 for a month like I did. And don't forget to "spam" plenty of emoticons if you want extra credit.

[triphammer]

my guide to newbies is very simple. leg it over to the otherside of the map as quick as poss and then give them a ing good kicking. works for me every time...

[Major Hemorrhoid]

That's a very good strategy if you're fighting "newbs" triphammer. However, against good players you usually need to take advantage of any errors (and yes, good players make plenty of errors) your opponent may make whether it's flawed unit selection, flawed initial deployment, a flawed tactical movement, or a flawed strategy. I know your super-agrressive style works very well for you, but you haven't played me yet! I'm the king of "artillery spamming newb campers"!

[triphammer]

ur right major, aganst more experianced or good players i run over to the otherside of the map as quick as poss. then flank them and then give them a ing good kicking..lol

[Major Hemorrhoid]

What if I hide my whole army in a forest and you can't find me?

[triphammer]

then i would send in the tree people. as they live in the forests. like them blue people in avatar lol...

[Major Hemorrhoid]

The "tree people" are part of my army though triphammer, and they're not blue, they're green!